We have a running joke in one of my dude friend groups because of the 5 of us he is the only one who pretended not to know who she is when we all saw a meme with her. We collectively accused him of “looking down his dick” at us all and continue to insinuate he only reads bougie laminated Holiday Wish Books or the like instead of climbing into the gutter of online porn with the rest of us
She’s super cute, I ain’t ashamed to say it. I might not stand up in church about it but amongst the boys I’m not going to pretend she hasn’t made an appearance in my life here and there
Yo. This is such a golden comment and idea. We have a guy like this in my group. Ok. It’s me. I’m totally saying this to the boys. This comment needs more love.
Thanks dude, it’s like one of three jokes I’m proud of no matter how juvenile it is. I won’t shame you either bro nothing wrong with having standards but it’s our job as guys to rip on you a bit about it
Oh please do. For the record, Mrs. Reid is a well-known figure on my internet. But I do totally act like I don’t know what’s what with my coworker guy crowd. And I’m gonna beat em all to the punchline on Monday.
Just joking though. I don’t feel good about it either. Not entirely because it’s porn, that’s part of it. But her work is about as tasteful as this song, that’s the main part. Is there tasteful porn? I can’t resolve this internal conflict at the moment
When this dropped years ago, I remember some dude basically saying she's got so much black DNA in her at any given time, she's technically more black than LeBron James.
Some parkour guy married her and had a kid with her.
An old coworker of mine started doing OF (nudes, no penetration or porn like that) and kids at her daughter’s elementary school found out and started bullying tf out of her and everyone saw all the pictures of her naked mom. I guess her daughter started self harming and my old coworker shut down her OF, deleted all her socials, and they moved somewhere far away.
One thing “the past doesn’t matter” hoes don’t get is the social consequences can be disastrous. Not just for the men they date, but for their family and children.
Im still trying to figure out how elementary kids found the OF page of the mom? I can see Teens, but elementary school kids.....cmon can we attempt to parent?
In fifth grade we would go to a buddies house and print pictures of nudes we can find. I had carmen electra and Pamela Anderson lol times were simpler around 9/11
I was going to say, there's so much wrong with this, that the use of the N word was like #5 on the list. I guess thats one way to earn a pass. Be so damn alarming and offsetting that its the least of people's concerns.
Imagine her life now, grown up with kids and a family and she wants to leave her past life behind her, while content like this still circulates the internet.
You damn goofball. That was your whole identity for a while. You may as well lean into it and turn it into a podcast and a brand or something at this point.
She is wearing her tennis outfit sitting in her Lexus SUV sipping Starbucks while her kids Tanner and Claire finish their soccer tournament. "Mommy Coach LaDarius said he has a video of you singing.... can we see it mommy"
The porno industry is a disgusting roadway of used people, I always have trouble judging people who choose to do something people see as degrading for money as money is what pays bills. No matter how empowered any woman is in it, in reality they are nothing but an object to the industry. A factory like any other corporation, except this one deals in living flesh
I do love how the consensus among people in the comments seems to be "eh we'll let this one slide, her 23 and me results would probably come back higher than mine for African ascendancy after all that BBC" lmao
Didn’t know who that was googled and now I get it. Going to be a fun convo with HR on Monday when I try to explain the BBC porn on my browser history. Reddit made me do it!!
Whenever I see her I wonder if she is pissed at how much onlyfans models are making now knowing that if she was just a little younger she could have probably made way more on there than her conventional porn career.
Only a few OF models make over a million a year. Nevermind those that due have to develop a large following outside OF (Alinity/Twitch and Sophie Rain/Twitch). Its the exclusivity that people pay for. Riley would have had to start somewhere other then porn.
Gotta remember though the vast majority of them make pennies. There’s plenty that make insane amounts but they’re the exceptions.
I’ve known multiple women who had their time attempting an OF career. Even doing it full time they weren’t making shit; like way less than minimum wage
I honestly hate those white girls that think they can throw the n word around bc they’ve sucked and smashed a lot of black dudes. Being a whore doesn’t give you a pass.
u/One_Huckleberry_, your post features certified crappy music!
Oh fuck you're gonna make me hum!!
Is that her?
It is
It's sooo biiiig.
As a certified porn addict I can confirm that's her
I'm what you'd call a porn casual and even I know who that is lol. She's one of the most memed porn stars ever
We have a running joke in one of my dude friend groups because of the 5 of us he is the only one who pretended not to know who she is when we all saw a meme with her. We collectively accused him of “looking down his dick” at us all and continue to insinuate he only reads bougie laminated Holiday Wish Books or the like instead of climbing into the gutter of online porn with the rest of us
Lmao, looking down his dick at us. That's awesome.
But yeah, we've all either seen the memes of her or straight up seen her butthole there's no use pretending otherwise lol
She’s super cute, I ain’t ashamed to say it. I might not stand up in church about it but amongst the boys I’m not going to pretend she hasn’t made an appearance in my life here and there
Yo. This is such a golden comment and idea. We have a guy like this in my group. Ok. It’s me. I’m totally saying this to the boys. This comment needs more love.
Thanks dude, it’s like one of three jokes I’m proud of no matter how juvenile it is. I won’t shame you either bro nothing wrong with having standards but it’s our job as guys to rip on you a bit about it
Oh please do. For the record, Mrs. Reid is a well-known figure on my internet. But I do totally act like I don’t know what’s what with my coworker guy crowd. And I’m gonna beat em all to the punchline on Monday.
I kinda hate that I recognized her
Her portfolio is sub-par
Nobody is here for a rating of her portfolio leave that on the hub
What I mean is, I’m ashamed of your shame as well
Fair enough
Just joking though. I don’t feel good about it either. Not entirely because it’s porn, that’s part of it. But her work is about as tasteful as this song, that’s the main part. Is there tasteful porn? I can’t resolve this internal conflict at the moment
Even without knowing the porn people know of her. Thanks to Social media
Gottem
Dude she had a very famous Meme. I wouldn’t feel too bad if I was you. I’ve seen maybe one or two of her vids
its only wierd if you make it weird.
Wish I knew how Reddit awards work. An upvote is all I have to offer.
That's all good thanks, a like is always Greatly Appreciated😁
Goddamn it Reddit, I thought of that first thing.
"Carl, say your catchphrase!"
"...Goddamnit, Reddit."
Glurp glurp!
GLURP GLURP!! GLURP GLURP!!
Gotta pay the Daddy Tax.
Under rated comment.
Whenever a post starts with “you finally found,” I know it’s gonna be something that I absolutely would not look for.
Yeah that’s someone else’s side quest.
Chuck! Chuck, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!
Not enough farting in her face for Chuck 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe you just haven't looked hard enough.
You may not recognize it now, but his kids on your face are gonna love it.
SNiP. SNAP.
After eclipsing the mile mark on BBC she was given the pass I guess.
When this dropped years ago, I remember some dude basically saying she's got so much black DNA in her at any given time, she's technically more black than LeBron James.
She threw in "good nutritious nut: into this banger. She truly loves what she does. Lol
There's nothing more rewarding than good, honest work
I remember that too lol
Lol
Holy shit im dead
🤣🤣🤣🤣 amazing
Oh my god lol. Lifetime pass
Yup, cause that's what makes people. Jizz. MLK, he wasn't black until he got that jizz.
His black dad did pizza in his mom to make him. It's kind of true.
EDIT: pizza=jizz
Unintentionally hilarious autocorrect
I love pizza! 🤤
She’s definitely blacker than Mariah Carey now.
I was gonna say she is basically 10% black at this point
Ok, hit the reddit limit for today already
British broadcasting company?
Big bacon classic
Dave!
Bodacious Brisket Chef
Big black corvids
Bethlehem Bible Church
Barbecued Buffalo Chorizo
Butterfinger Brownie Cupcakes
Black Betty Cram-a-lam
Bodacious Blackberry Cupcakes.
There is a restaurant in Montreal called Bonne Bouffe Créole (loosely translates to Good Creole food) but it's advertised as BBC.
Best Griot I've had in a while, but not quite what I was expecting when I searched for "BBC in Montréal".
Joe Beef is also an excellent meal.
Better make sure ya got SafeSearch on when ya Google that.
I bet she's never paid for her license 👀
Bombastic Beanhole Crammers
After you star on BLACKED then your allowed to say it
That’s the porn equivalent of starring in a Tarantino flick for that sort of thing, really.
😂😂
This is the Michael Jordan of this sub, already been inducted into the hall of shame
I haven’t seen it yet! I’m more used to seeing the ironically hilarious and awesome stuff like Tina’s Engine Factory or the P-P-P-Party til I die gal
Prob just cause it’s super old at this point.
Geez, man. You got a lot of stuff to look forward to. Certifiable musical diarrhea.
If you sort by top of all time it'll be in the first 5 posts. There is some pure diarrhea in the top 10
Edit: never mind it's all will Smith these days.
Whenever I see shit like this I look up. Hoping one of these times when I do I'll see a meteor coming to hit the reset button on this planet.
I often say “can someone hit the big red button already”
“Nutritious Nut” sounds like the worst ice cream flavor EVER !!
It pairs surprisingly well with Pralines & Dick tho.
Always love a random Wayne’s World reference in the wild!
Party on, Wayne!!!!
Coconut...penis
Not my favorite sports drink flavor.
The coconut is...subtle.
I miss Original
Rocky rod?
Why's it so salty???
Remember when I saw this on YouTube years ago and saw someone comment: "Finally, a rapper who actually lives the life they rap about.".
which makes her the most credible rapper lmao
I mean…………..she definitely took “fuck bitches, get money” and ran with it.
"We don't wanna hear you say n**** no more"
STOP. Im gonna say it. Kendrick destroyed Drake.
Classy
Definitely the one to bring home to mom and dad 😬
I think I saw she’s married with kids now. 🤷🏾♀️
I mean me too but I still don’t normally talk like this though
🤣😂
Some parkour guy married her and had a kid with her.
An old coworker of mine started doing OF (nudes, no penetration or porn like that) and kids at her daughter’s elementary school found out and started bullying tf out of her and everyone saw all the pictures of her naked mom. I guess her daughter started self harming and my old coworker shut down her OF, deleted all her socials, and they moved somewhere far away.
One thing “the past doesn’t matter” hoes don’t get is the social consequences can be disastrous. Not just for the men they date, but for their family and children.
Im still trying to figure out how elementary kids found the OF page of the mom? I can see Teens, but elementary school kids.....cmon can we attempt to parent?
In fifth grade we would go to a buddies house and print pictures of nudes we can find. I had carmen electra and Pamela Anderson lol times were simpler around 9/11
Bonkers to blame that on the women and not the society that shames them.
Fappy music?
I know what her day job is and this is still the worst choice she's ever made.
Bravo!
I was going to say, there's so much wrong with this, that the use of the N word was like #5 on the list. I guess thats one way to earn a pass. Be so damn alarming and offsetting that its the least of people's concerns.
Imagine her life now, grown up with kids and a family and she wants to leave her past life behind her, while content like this still circulates the internet.
You damn goofball. That was your whole identity for a while. You may as well lean into it and turn it into a podcast and a brand or something at this point.
She is wearing her tennis outfit sitting in her Lexus SUV sipping Starbucks while her kids Tanner and Claire finish their soccer tournament. "Mommy Coach LaDarius said he has a video of you singing.... can we see it mommy"
“He says he has lots of videos of you doing other stuff too, Can we watch those?”
“We don’t use that word in this house!”
“You sure about that, mom?”
She thinks she has a pass to say the N word because all her co workers are black.
“Coworkers” haha somehow I’ve never quite thought of it like that but I bet they do use that word In the adult entertainment industry
Sex work is work brother
Literally hollow inside. She carpet bombing the N bombs too, but I guess she does have more African DNA in her than even indigenous Africans.
She’s definitely not hollow inside. She’s filled. Bursting at times if you will.
She’s honestly probably blacker than Mariah Carey at this point.
I could fix her
Is that Riley Reid?
For someone who “regrets” her adult films, she seems awfully proud of it.
Well, to be fair, this is like a decade and a half old so she recorded it when she was still deep in the industry.
Rather , the industry was deep in her
I would say the industry was deep inside of her.
An Industry inside her.
I can’t shame somebody for making ridiculous money for sex work. People should be paid mountains for that stuff, honestly.
Good for her. Still crappy music though.
Think she was bankrupt like twice as she didn't pay taxes
The porno industry is a disgusting roadway of used people, I always have trouble judging people who choose to do something people see as degrading for money as money is what pays bills. No matter how empowered any woman is in it, in reality they are nothing but an object to the industry. A factory like any other corporation, except this one deals in living flesh
That goes for just about anyone in an entertainer role. They are the product.
Exactly, and every industry has its own skeletons in the closet
There's literally no quote from her saying she regrets porn. Don't believe every image you see on the internet lol
I do love how the consensus among people in the comments seems to be "eh we'll let this one slide, her 23 and me results would probably come back higher than mine for African ascendancy after all that BBC" lmao
I think we need the delegation of r/blackpeopletwitter to weigh in to get a true consensus
"The black delegation requests Eminem."
"Mommy! I made a song!"
Fun Fact: She recorded this for her Mom on Mother's day.
Oh fuck, you're gonna make me DUMB!
I'd like to remind people that riley is a rapist, and is pretty proud of it
This makes me hella uncomfortable. Very strange.
Yeah it’s absolutely disgusting!
Can you image that’s your daughter? The mom: “Hey honey, I hear you were working on a new song?…let’s hear it”…oh my…
I really doubt she has a great relationship with her parents lol
Definitely not with her dad anyway.
I’ve seen this video too many times but this is the first time I noticed that her mic isn’t even plugged in. No XLR plugged in.
That’s how the pros do it ya silly goose!
Dropping N bombs without shame.
Riley swallowed enough African American seeds to repopulate mars.
I think she gets the pass.
Mars was populated before?
Little green men
She would’ve serviced them as well.
The n word pass not sexually transmitted. Well it kinda is but not that way!
This reminds me of the first episode of Scrubs.
https://youtu.be/BwMbuHpecwc?si=LjBd4du-jKuHrz08
She’s half Dominican/puerto rican. They love saying it more than black Americans
This is what I imagine a female edge lord looks and sounds like.
This is indeed crappy.
I'm not putting the sound on but I'm not mistaken: that is Riley Reed right?
Has to be, right?
What a time to be alive
We just gotta start over. Maybe have another Extinction Level Event and just have Earth start from the beginning.
I guess they do say to sing what you know.
I'm a fan of her earlier work...not so much this.
We're ending racism with this one ya'll
I guess she gets a pass because she has had so much black dna inside her
I'm new here, is that what they call a" banger"
I truly can't fucking stand this woman. Instant turn off whenever I see her stupid face.
“I want all my porn videos removed from the Internet so my son never finds them!”— Riley Reid.
“I’m gonna make a rap song about fucking and use my porn videos for the instrumental!”— Riley Reid.
This rap is from long before she started asking for her videos to be removed form the Internet
We need to start shaming white people again
She has, other talents.
Parents must be so proud.
I would pretend this was good if it meant I get to smash.
pretty sure I saw her before
It is just pure stupidity, it's awful. Fantastic find!
She 100% behaves this way because Black men let her think it's acceptable because she's easy ass and they have no standards.
Wow
I was not expecting to hear that.
Literal human basura
She’s had so many black people in her she’s practically part of the community
Her plan A will support her thankfully
I'm so thankful that I grew out of wanting anything to do with these sorta people.
Shannon Sharpe’s type.
Is that Riley Reid? If so, that music's pretty good, if not then awful 😂😂
It is indeed
Didn’t know who that was googled and now I get it. Going to be a fun convo with HR on Monday when I try to explain the BBC porn on my browser history. Reddit made me do it!!
This is why I bring my personal laptop to work and tether it to my phone.
I also do this. We should be able to watch a LITTLE porn at work
You are looking at a NUDE EGG
Computer! Show me Nude Tayne.
Show me the 4d 3d3d3d
As a treat
15 minutes of mandated gooning every four hours of work
Always DC from Work internet and use your phone if you see it on Reddit
I always have a VPN on when at work. Not for NSFW stuff though, they blocked the chess app
Whenever I see her I wonder if she is pissed at how much onlyfans models are making now knowing that if she was just a little younger she could have probably made way more on there than her conventional porn career.
Only a few OF models make over a million a year. Nevermind those that due have to develop a large following outside OF (Alinity/Twitch and Sophie Rain/Twitch). Its the exclusivity that people pay for. Riley would have had to start somewhere other then porn.
Gotta remember though the vast majority of them make pennies. There’s plenty that make insane amounts but they’re the exceptions.
I’ve known multiple women who had their time attempting an OF career. Even doing it full time they weren’t making shit; like way less than minimum wage
Yeah selling my used underwear to dudes in prison has been far more lucrative.
Is that Riley Reid?
Why do you even ask when you know you've fapped to her before. LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME OTHERWISE
I don’t care how much BBC she’s had over the years. She doesn’t get a pass.
Yeah it’s problematic on many levels
I honestly hate those white girls that think they can throw the n word around bc they’ve sucked and smashed a lot of black dudes. Being a whore doesn’t give you a pass.