New banger from franke
  • 1 points qualityvote2

    u/NumberNumb, your post features certified crappy music!

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  • 188 points Competitive_Way3377

    Never seen without his jizzrag

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    75 points tonkatoyelroy

    You gotta jizz to jazz

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    15 points fatefulPatriot

    I thought this was Mongolian throat singing

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    2 points tonkatoyelroy

    If that’s the case, he’s the Mongolian throat GOAT.

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    26 points StoneAgeRick

    This^

    He looks like a chronic masturbator with those sweatpants and the rag.

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    3 points gypsycookie1015

    That's for the coke sweats, bb. 😏

    Don't get me wrong, he's still probably a chronic masturbater, but the coke doesn't allow him to finish so he just records himself running around and yowling like a sick cat. 😭😭

    Look at him wiping his nose and punching the air. 😂 Mf just did a fat ass line before he his record.

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    1 points Esketamine77

    GO AWAY!, I'm Bate'N!

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    7 points Jon_E_Dad

    He almost defenestrated himself

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    2 points Jyvturkey

    And you never will!

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  • 146 points toast50076

    Big fan of the wheelchair accessible suicide window. Very convenient.

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    28 points IntelligentCut4511

    In case the first try doesn't take

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    10 points Bromogeeksual

    It's so easy to access!

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  • 62 points Esketamine77

    Fuck this guy singing with his nostrils makes me think he only does this after being awake for 24 hours doing blow

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    15 points ET_Prone_Bone

    I think it’s about time you start getting a little bit better along.

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    3 points gypsycookie1015

    He screams weekend coke warrior. 😭😭

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  • 45 points ticklemypeter

    heeee heeeee

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    21 points MisterNiblet

    I’m with you HEEEEEUGHHEIUUGH

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  • 34 points lloydeph6

    C

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    18 points Bromogeeksual

    18

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    11 points louduro4

    Your my hearttttt

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    5 points BackupTrailer

    (My heart)

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    3 points Bromogeeksual

    BABY GIRL!

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    7 points Fixated_Noodle

    27

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    1 points Bromogeeksual

    LOVE!

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  • 31 points Charming_Bluejay2675

    This man is unstoppable.

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    10 points BackupTrailer

    Dwindling pile of coke: 😏

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  • 31 points Superb-State593

    He sounds like he’s at the beginning stages of whatever the heck RFK Jr has

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  • 17 points Number5MoMo

    Did he record this in front of a fan?!

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  • 28 points Aardappelboom

    Take my money, Franke, I'd buy all your albums.

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  • 60 points stuffcrow

    This is a rare case where I actually do enjoy it more knowing it's parody.

    It's SO well crafted and is absolutely believable enough. Absolutely love this guy.

    EEEEUUUUURRRRAAAAUUUUGHHHHGGGEEEERRRUUUUGGGHHHHHAAAEEEEUUUURRRGGHHH

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    17 points BigFudgeMMA

    I keep seeing people say that it's parody or satire. How do you know that? What is he parodying?

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    16 points stuffcrow

    Satire is the better shout; he's just making deliberately terrible, uncanny valley songs. Almost like an outsider art project.

    Don't have the links myself but there was another post of this dude yesterday, and there were plenty of links in the comments to him actually properly singing and stuff. He's very much not serious, and it's a testament to how good at this he is that it's so difficult to tell organically haha.

    Edit: here's him actually singing an actual song , and here he is performing a very, very obviously satirical song

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    13 points FreudianNip-Slip

    Can you post those videos? I just don’t believe this is satire

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    2 points stuffcrow

    There's this :) also edited another into OC.

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    11 points Xeloth_The_Mad

    I’ve heard this take but still have yet to see any convincing proof. I feel like it’s still possible he’s just not quite all there mentally. Incidentally, still pretty interesting outsider art.

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    16 points SuccessfulTrick2501

    Same. I saw a video he posted responding to negative comments and he absolutely loses his shit. Like, he got MAD mad. And I doubt there's a video of him that exists of him singing well. I think this guy is a toxic finance bro who delusionally thinks he's the next Phil Collins.

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    3 points Doubtindoh

    I have googled "franke 2.7 theories". I'm very invested but the lore is contradictory.

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    1 points stuffcrow

    Nah again, he's very, very good at playing the bit.

    Edited OC with a couple of links:).

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    -1 points SuccessfulTrick2501

    Watched the links. Satire is also supposed to be funny.

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    2 points stuffcrow

    Added a couple of links to oc:).

    Feel free to not be convinced still; more fun that way.

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    4 points Xeloth_The_Mad

    this is just not convincing evidence at all my man. I’ve seen both of these when he posted them. I’m sure he’s aware of some humorous aspect of what he does but to me it doesn’t strike me as true self-aware surrealist intentional weirdness. If there’s a joke, he’s only in on the part that he’s choosing to be in on; if that makes any sense.

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    1 points Fixated_Noodle

    Oh my gosh there’s so many of them though?

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    12 points Majestic_Contract132

    This isn't parody or satire. This guy is 100% serious.

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    3 points stuffcrow

    Edited OC to have a couple of links that very strongly counter that view!

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    -1 points Majestic_Contract132

    Naw, this guy is 100% serious about all of it. That new song that sounds better is just one where he buried his vocals further down in the mix. It's still all autotuned and AI garbage.

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    6 points stuffcrow

    Eh that's your opinion, which you're absolutely entitled to, and it's more fun that way. Absolutely not going to argue; only big F knows the real truth eh?

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    1 points Majestic_Contract132

    Franke, drop the act.

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    3 points stuffcrow

    IT'S A LAAAAAAAAUUUNG

    WAAAAAYYY

    DAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAUUURRRGGGHHHNNNN

    EEEEEUUUUUAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHEEEEE,

    EEEEUUURRGGGHHHAAAAAAAUUUGGGHH

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  • 14 points antidrugboys

    love this guy

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  • 5 points Lanssolo

    The bleating of it all

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  • 5 points wickedspork

    Delilah walked so C could run

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  • 4 points theeBK3

    I adore this man.

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    2 points Heseemedkij

    I do too

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  • 3 points Haunting_Ant_5061

    Someone needs to hang that mic…

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  • 3 points redditsuckscrybaby

    What is this accent

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    5 points donkeysRthebest2

    Nungbyrah yeh yeh yeh yeh

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  • 8 points TheTesticler

    This guy has to have a hearing impairment, because you can’t hear this shit and think it sounds good.

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    19 points tonkatoyelroy

    He’s just riffing. He’s like scatting. Like super scat. Like scatting all over the place.

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    0 points fncomputerboy

    I just spit hot coffee all over the place

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    1 points tonkatoyelroy

    He spits hot fire

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    3 points DasMenace

    Its satire. He's joking. Its not real!

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    8 points Bromogeeksual

    People say that, but then others also report he is very hostile to people who ask him if its a joke or satire. I dont know what to believe.

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    2 points golfUsA_mk2

    I sent gim a message on insta , not making fun on him but saying that it would help him a lot if he took some singing lessons. And he basically replied like "wtf are you talking, Im good , I got a big fan base so who the hell are you to say my singing is bad? I cannot believe someone is this extreme tone deaf and doesnt hear whats wrong with his voice 🙈.....

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    2 points Jacks_CompleteApathy

    Idk if you mean tone deaf literally or not, because he's actually singing in tune

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    4 points jeneric84

    Which makes it even funnier. He’s really committed to the bit. It ain’t funny if you’re going to half ass it like that one dude that just sings shitty sounding versions of hit songs.

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    -3 points Bromogeeksual

    That guy is cute though. I guess I have bad crappy music taste because I would probably hit both, despite their crappy music!

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    1 points kingofcheezwiz

    It's not always satire. Satire is a specific form of social commentary that utilizes comedy when it speaks uncomfortable truth to power. Satire requires intent and a power structure to mock intentionally.

    If this is supposed to be comedy, it's not even irony. I'd say this humor works on subversion of our expectations. We expect to hear certain styles of singing with a backing track like the one here. It is humorous when we do not hear that kind of singing but instead mumbled humming (or whatever this dude is doing) thus subverting our expected preconceived notions. Because it subverts our expectations to a humorous degree, this is (possibly unintentionally) an application of subversion as comedy.

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    0 points DasMenace

    To be fair, trying to explain humor and attach rules to it seems incredibly pointless. Humor is 100% subjective. As for satire, here is the first definition that pops up.

    Satire: the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

    Again, this is all 100% subjective. Humor, irony, etc... its all dependent on the people involved. What one person finds humorous another person might find mundane, stupid, or offensive. Just because one person, or multiple, dont agree with the humor doesnt make any difference. This just comes across as someone trying to state their opinion as if it were fact rather than just an opinion. Typically not a good look

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    1 points kingofcheezwiz

    Definitions are objective fact, not subjective opinion. Taste is subjective opinion. Taste in humor is subjective opinion. Glad we agree.

    This is the definition for satire you used:

    Satire: the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

    Good definition! Now apply that definition of satire to this video and ask yourself how the music of this video fits the definition. In particular how does it seek "to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues?"

    My entire point is that the word satire is being overused and applied incorrectly all over this sub. I am not speaking to anyone's taste in humor with that statement. The definitions of words are objective facts, not subjective opinions.

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    2 points Jacks_CompleteApathy

    So, it's a parody

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    1 points kingofcheezwiz

    Most likely parody if he's doing this intentionally to lampoon pop artists. Much less deliberate and on the nose than say Weird Al, but it could be parody.

    I called it subversion because I don't think he is trying to be funny. We find it funny because the failure of seriousness subverts the expectations built on the sincerity of his backing track. It becomes absurdist in the same way audiences view The Room.

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  • 6 points hsong_li

    Im with you 🪩

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  • 3 points tonkatoyelroy

    Invite me over!

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  • 3 points mustardposey

    Nom nom

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  • 3 points adamjamesring

    Late 80's Mark E Smith would like a word.

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  • 3 points _S_P_L_A_S_H_

    This sounds like the type of weird shit you hear when you visit south east Asia.

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  • 3 points flaptaincappers

    Vocals like a toddler learning to speak? Check

    Inability to stay in place like a toddler? Check

    Rampant towel abuse like a toddler? Check

    Oh yeah...its all coming together

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  • 3 points littleemilythrow

    Is he gonna jump out of that sliding door that is apparently just three stories up?

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  • 4 points Holiday_Pi

    Hell yea 🔥

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  • 2 points WyattPurp23

    🐐

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  • 3 points LegioCustardes

    I was hoping he was going to jump out of that window

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  • 5 points tonkatoyelroy

    Nooot crappppppy

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  • 4 points FeverDreamJackson

    “Socks ‘n’ sandals and vertical blinnnndddss …”

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  • 2 points allislost77

    I almost thought no one could defeat Xerogangg as the absolute worst…but franke is coming close…

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  • 2 points Dime_Bag42

    Socks with sandals is cool

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  • 1 points sak3rt3ti

    He walks like he's gotta take a shit. Sings like the vibrator up his ass just got turned on.

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  • 1 points MaeDay01

    theres a bit of stewie in his voice if you listen closely

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  • 1 points ShadySphincter0

    “You know I careeeee awaaaaaaauuuuwaaaa”

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  • 1 points garbs91

    Tune

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  • 1 points Fap_Masta_LFG

    That Melodyne is working hard 😓

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  • 1 points summerbryz

    I’m a fan

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  • 1 points methoncrack87

    babbyyyyy girllllllllll

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  • 1 points bilateralunsymetry

    Sounds like a cat that just ate peanut butter

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  • 1 points StatusCost8918

    The cat who said Nononono

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  • 1 points No_Concentrate_7033

    bro i am not kidding the vocal treatment scratches my brain in a way i can’t get over. unironically, there is something very good about parts of this. reminds me of this one song by dj sabrina

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  • 1 points Xeloth_The_Mad

    big things happening in the scene

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  • 1 points GREGLIONS

    I was hoping he was gonna jump off that balcony and spare us...

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  • 1 points GrouchyDefinition463

    Why do i like it though lol???

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  • 1 points Crafty_Finish_5020

    My breakfast from Yesterday Just came back up with this Song🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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  • 1 points OhGodImHerping

    This has to be satire right? Am I late here?

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  • 1 points redditAPsucks

    Those first two syllables are great

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  • 1 points optimusmayn

    not real. hell nah

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  • 1 points 00GarGar00

    NOM NOM NOM

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  • 1 points JFeezy

    I dig the energy at least

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  • 1 points Zealousideal-Rip-574

    Omg this is simply terrible

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  • 1 points atkyyup

    Fuck yeah

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  • 1 points Bornwith2teeth

    Yaaawwyuuummmmyeahhhh!

    Can someone translate this??

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  • 1 points Intrepid_Sun_9089

    That guy should install a towel hook somewhere so he doesn't have to carry it around everywhere.

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  • 1 points stupid_reddit_handle

    I feel sorry for his neighbors

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  • 1 points lferry1919

    What's the "nyum nyum nyum" bit about. And why does he seem confused by his door. It's not like he's in a new place this time.

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  • 1 points Objective_Winter_699

    Exactly what I sound like when the sloppy joes are ready.

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  • 1 points TurdGerkin

    I really enjoyed this.

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  • 1 points TexasCon

    What language is that?

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  • 1 points ghkkds3556

    Like sweet velvety chocolate’

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  • 1 points labiafeverdream

    Very Gary Wilson this one

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  • 1 points DirtyLittleBishop

    This is the one sub I can confidently get what I came for.

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  • 1 points avidmarc

    What the fucking fuck...

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  • 1 points FartBubbles9000

    The hee hee threw me

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  • 1 points ClammyHandedFreak

    Doubling up on that HEE HEE without doing a better take. Brave.

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  • 1 points allysonwilcox

    HEEEEUUUUGGGHHH HEEEEHEEEEUUUGGHHHHHH

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  • 1 points RavenBailey589

    Autotune overdose

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  • 1 points ouchowieouch

    NYAM YAYY HYWAAAMMM NWYAAAM HYEEEY

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  • 1 points cosmicdancer84

    For some odd reason, I want to hear him cover Roxy Music.

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  • 1 points FuturePerfect5k

    This is unironically good. Very catchy. Certainly avant-garde.

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  • 1 points AccomplishedFun2105

    this is genious and made me feel

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  • 1 points spirittransformed2

    He he

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  • 1 points coffee_snake

    Man at first I hated this guy but he’s really grown on me. I’m all about this now

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  • 1 points Rain12Bow

    MYUM YEEEH YUM YUM YUM YEEEH

    Hee Hee

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  • 1 points Justbabe_saves

    This is what happens when you swallow a microphone and a hard drive

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  • 1 points pxhalste

    That sounds like someone messing with the goat

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  • 1 points Luvloon4u

    Uhhh 😬

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  • 1 points AbstractUserName

    Not going to lie. It's horrible but it also slaps. I'm not sure how that's possible but it kind of is.

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  • 1 points Goatstudios2020

    Nobody has made love with a mic stand like this since Stevie Nicks

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  • 1 points Heseemedkij

    LOVE IS

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  • -1 points The-Tarman

    Just like youth is wasted on the young, money is wasted on those that can count themselves among the wealthy. I'm not saying this dude is a billionaire or anything, but this strikes me as the kind of thing someone with a lot of disposable cash gets up to.

    How else would someone with zero talent be able to spend the time and money to record at this quality?

    Even if it costs .35 cents, its a colossal waste of resources and pisses me off.

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    8 points Charming_Bluejay2675

    Straight up hater!

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    0 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    3 points Charming_Bluejay2675

    Yeah man, leave Franke alone. He’s just expressing his feelings.

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  • -1 points Bromogeeksual

    Franke is the Yoko Ono to my John Lennon. Its so bad, but I love him!

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  • 0 points IntentionalUndersite

    He out his hand in his pocket during the video lol

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  • 0 points Silly-Profession-414

    When Lars Ulrich drinks alone

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  • -17 points Time_Physics_6557

    post some new content for once. this is like beating a dead horse

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    11 points TheTesticler

    First time in this sub, huh?

    The same “artists” are posted here all the time, it’s what makes this sub funny.

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    10 points NumberNumb

    He posted this new song yesterday. How new do you need?

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    -15 points Time_Physics_6557

    this guy has been posted in this sub probably 50 times now and this song was also already posted

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    6 points Ok_Salad_8513

    You post something

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  • -8 points NfamousKaye

    Reposted all day yesterday oh my god. Can people please just check the sub once before they post. There is SO MANY REPOSTS!

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    10 points Ok_Salad_8513

    I like the repost. Saves me time having to scan through reddit looking for the good ones.

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    0 points NfamousKaye

    You do have a point. I go to the main sub if I actually want mindless entertainment though the amount of times I see reposts lately on the main feed is insane

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