He and I attend the same water aerobics class at the senior center. I’m 68 but he’s still more flexible than me. That grey haired Lothario gets all the tang.
You're right. But, at least do something with them other than dancing and gyrating in front of your bedroom mirror alone. Join a band, take a girl out dancing, something other than just this...
This guy has a solid online following, and is really active outside of just his mirror karaoke dancing. It's honestly surprising, but dude gets gigs to perform on stage.
It may be crappy music, but it's crappy music people pay to see.
Does this actually count as a mullet or did he just cut his bangs? Bold choice but with that energy level and hip thrusting this dude unquestionably fucks
It’s the school safety officer at my school. She thinks he’s cute, but she wouldn’t want to risk her relationship with the guitarist she’s dating on Facebook messenger
Never let a break between lyrics go to waste. You can always get a little head movement or hip shake in no matter how little of a break it is. He definitely has the rock star movement down. The singing needs some work.
I can. He pops up on my socials randomly. Listen to him talk sometime. He’s a smug, entitled, know-it-all with no self awareness. A no talent creep with an unironic haircut. Unfortunately, there’s millions of these 0 talent geniuses all over social media. Oh he’s having fun! Fuck that. Take your crazy somewhere else.
I knew a guy, he’s dead now (rock in peace). Motherfucker rocked a fedora, stood about 4’7, bald on top, long hair on the sides. Had the most interesting stutter I ever heard, one eye looking off to the left. Severe drug addiction and a mouth always covered in snuff spit from nodding out with a dip in.
He always begged me to play guitar for him so he could sing his songs, which he was always singing in the style of Bon Scott or Brian Johnson (to the best of his ability). I wish I had recorded him. Swear I do.
“Uhh buh buh buh, uh I wrote a new one bro! Listen, “uh, buh buh uh, she got eyes like a cat and legs like thunder! Gonna take to my room and get her under! These sheets and then I’m gonna go in for the plunder! Ooooh, she’s tearin me asunder, THUNDER! THUNDER THIGHS, OOOH, THUNDER, DEVIL EYES!”, uhh buh buh, now tell me that ain’t the shit. I uh, buh buh, wrote that shit last night.”
We used to call him the wind walker because he was always walking around like he was in a storm only he could experience, back arched backwards, eyes to the ceiling, never fell once that I seen.
One time he said to me, “uh buh buh uh, you know why I stutter? Uh, buh, uh, it’s because I’m so goddamn smart. I, uh, buh buh, I uh, I walk around in a world full of uh, buh buh, uh, idiots and my brain, uh, buh buh uh, moves faster than my mouth. I could have been uh, buh uh, uh buh buh uh, doctor, but I dropped out of medical school to ROCK! All I need is a guitarist, man! Think about it. You, uh, buh buh, uh, rock with me and you’ll be rich and uh, buh buh uh, famous in a year! I guarantee it!”
I hate that he's assaulting that Depeche Mode song right in front of my eyes, but this guy has probably clapped more cheeks than I'll ever see in my life.
This guy has been posting his personal concerts for a LONG time. He's fully committed to the tan, the hair, and pants that show his balls. He'd kick the guy who posts sad knife videos' ass.
Good to see here still hasn't moved out of Mom's double-wide!
I heard the first three seconds and thought “Greek Tragedy” by the wombats. I was literally like NOOOOO! I have bad taste in music and I’m getting old AF. Then I realized I am. 🙁
Now do “What if god was one of us” by Joan Osborne. Keep the dance moves the same—the whole time. And eye contact—lots of it—even after the song is over. (Use them hips—and tell us a story.)
I really can’t hate on a guy just vibing out, singing and dancing, having a good old time. He’s not trying to make fun of nobody, he’s not being an asshole. If I were to scoff at this man, then I’m really just playing myself.
u/Crystal_Mt_Climber, your post features certified crappy music!
Would love to have those moves and physique at his age.
Hes 23...
Why do these comments always make me laugh harder than they should? 😆
You’re easily amused. I am too, that’s why we spend so much time on Reddit when we could be doing something lame and “constructive”.
Word, my friend. Word. Thanks for breaking it down for me. I feel a sudden sense of enlightenment. Also, 23? 😆
He and I attend the same water aerobics class at the senior center. I’m 68 but he’s still more flexible than me. That grey haired Lothario gets all the tang.
No doubt in my mind. But I'll bet we aren't talkin' about that sweet, powdered orange drink, are we??? Ehhhh???
We're not, are we?
My elders called it “poontang”. It’s from the ancient scrolls before they became lost to us.
I pray one day we may find those scrolls, and that equally elusive "poontang".
I like to think of it as open minded.
I wish I was like you……
This is the guy I buy drugs from who won’t let me leave after we get high.
😂😂🤣🤣Spot on laser observation.
This was Uncle Billy who bought us beer in High School
Sad but true. That's what a steady diet of Marlboro's, Jim Beam, and meth will do to you.
23, works in the Mines. 2 ex wives, 8 kids drives a 74 Chevy stepside with Cherry Bomb exhaust and drag slicks on the back.
And glass packs. Don’t forget the glass packs. And a Radio Shack power booster/equalizer on the badboy
OMG, I almost spit out my wine reading this!
Same.... im 42 and can't move like that
I think about this all the time. I don’t just want to get to be old, I want to get to enjoy being old
You're right. But, at least do something with them other than dancing and gyrating in front of your bedroom mirror alone. Join a band, take a girl out dancing, something other than just this...
This guy has a solid online following, and is really active outside of just his mirror karaoke dancing. It's honestly surprising, but dude gets gigs to perform on stage.
It may be crappy music, but it's crappy music people pay to see.
He cant sing but he can dance.
I like this guy, rocking like it’s 1999.
More like 1989
You mean boobs
That guy decided to stay in 1987 forever
I wonder if he drives an IROC Camaro? lol
He’s a Fiero man.
Nailed it!
I'd love one
A yellow one.
If only coach put him in 4th quarter, he’d have won state.
Even with how terrible this is, I wish I had even an ounce of this man’s confidence lmao
I was about to say he’s in his own world! 😆
He gets plenty of boomer pussy
Iggy Slop
This is what I was looking for!
That mullet is not a trendy recent one it’s been around since the 80s - what a man (be still my beating heart)
It's genuinely awful, but I adore this weird lil old man with my whole heart. His videos always make my day better!
Does this actually count as a mullet or did he just cut his bangs? Bold choice but with that energy level and hip thrusting this dude unquestionably fucks
2000s indie girl box cut really
I want to meet the person filming. What are they like? We all know it’s one of our moms, or many moms.
It’s the school safety officer at my school. She thinks he’s cute, but she wouldn’t want to risk her relationship with the guitarist she’s dating on Facebook messenger
I can tell you the layout of that trailer just from this one video.
Laugh all you want, this guy is living his best life. Legend.
No hate for Joey here!
I just know an 8 ball of blow hates to see him coming
I love this guy! The only thing crappy here is that seam on the wallpaper boarder.
This man gets laid
I have a friend in Gideon, his name is Joshua, you should meet him.
He should just go to karaoke and record that.
I feel like a crowd vibe would make it better.
It always sounds like he’s doing Karaoke of songs he’s never heard before.
I disagree. He knows all of these songs.
Oh he does, guy gets posted a lot
Never at a karaoke bar though, right?
This man contains multitudes. His other videos are nunchucks and combat shit.
Still convinced this guy is just drowning in local lot lizard pussy.
Someone is absolutely cheering him on.
This guys construction nickname is turbo.
For an old guy he's got good hair tho
Damn Joe dirt is getting down
Dance moves on point… lyrics on delay
I met this dude irl. He was nice.
Wow. Terrible singing but bionic hips.
Joey Breaux is a national treasure. His bad singing gets a pass. He’s just living his best life and spreading that OG knowledge.
Imagine being part of an era that was so rad your body couldn’t leave it
One of my favorite crappy artists. Worth a follow on instagram.
Sam Elliot is looking rough
Absolute stud muffin
Well, his dancing ain’t bad!
Never let a break between lyrics go to waste. You can always get a little head movement or hip shake in no matter how little of a break it is. He definitely has the rock star movement down. The singing needs some work.
It’s Buffalo bill
I wish I could put a GIF of Britney Spears doing this dance in the comments here.
I can’t even hate this guy. I just can’t, I don’t have it in me.
I can. He pops up on my socials randomly. Listen to him talk sometime. He’s a smug, entitled, know-it-all with no self awareness. A no talent creep with an unironic haircut. Unfortunately, there’s millions of these 0 talent geniuses all over social media. Oh he’s having fun! Fuck that. Take your crazy somewhere else.
I knew a guy, he’s dead now (rock in peace). Motherfucker rocked a fedora, stood about 4’7, bald on top, long hair on the sides. Had the most interesting stutter I ever heard, one eye looking off to the left. Severe drug addiction and a mouth always covered in snuff spit from nodding out with a dip in.
He always begged me to play guitar for him so he could sing his songs, which he was always singing in the style of Bon Scott or Brian Johnson (to the best of his ability). I wish I had recorded him. Swear I do.
“Uhh buh buh buh, uh I wrote a new one bro! Listen, “uh, buh buh uh, she got eyes like a cat and legs like thunder! Gonna take to my room and get her under! These sheets and then I’m gonna go in for the plunder! Ooooh, she’s tearin me asunder, THUNDER! THUNDER THIGHS, OOOH, THUNDER, DEVIL EYES!”, uhh buh buh, now tell me that ain’t the shit. I uh, buh buh, wrote that shit last night.”
We used to call him the wind walker because he was always walking around like he was in a storm only he could experience, back arched backwards, eyes to the ceiling, never fell once that I seen.
One time he said to me, “uh buh buh uh, you know why I stutter? Uh, buh, uh, it’s because I’m so goddamn smart. I, uh, buh buh, I uh, I walk around in a world full of uh, buh buh, uh, idiots and my brain, uh, buh buh uh, moves faster than my mouth. I could have been uh, buh uh, uh buh buh uh, doctor, but I dropped out of medical school to ROCK! All I need is a guitarist, man! Think about it. You, uh, buh buh, uh, rock with me and you’ll be rich and uh, buh buh uh, famous in a year! I guarantee it!”
Rock in peace, John.
This dude made me think of him.
Wooaaahh !A Temu Iggy Pop!🙀🙀🙀
I hate that he's assaulting that Depeche Mode song right in front of my eyes, but this guy has probably clapped more cheeks than I'll ever see in my life.
That’s not Depeche Mode, it’s Tears For Fears. Show some respect you savage.😡
You are absolutely correct and I'll leave the proof of my shame.
Not crappy, he’s just vibin’
Uh this dude is a legend on Social Media, come on do better.
Ayeee he’s back!! You know what you go gramps!!
Take note Bon Jovi - this is your assisted living future..!
Hey hes having fun and getting an exercise. 😂
he has a little rhythm, but he’s definitely tone deaf
Please don’t talk to me…
Someone go get their grandpa.
This guy is fucked
Stephen Wilson Jr says you’re welcome.
So this is what Buffalo Bill age into, if he didn't go all Silence of the Lamb
Does he know it’s not 1983 any longer?
Nice to see Joe Exotic still getting work
You guys have hyped him up so much that he's increasing his showmanship
Fun never sounds crappy
The folks at work have no idea Iggy Snyder is happening here
You gotta look up “Joey Breaux - I was married to a woman”
This guy is something else
Haha not this guy again! I haven't seen a video from him for a long time I should not be this excited 🤣
Singing songs he's never heard before?
This guy kicks ass what are you talking about OP
Damn man I wish I had those moves
I believe it's trying to communicate...
Delusion
Gen Zs in 40 years
Dude cuts rug
Does he have a YouTube channel? I see him all the time in here and like his energy.
Every single time I think he going to bring it but he never does.
Manhes just having a good time, no hate
Leave Joey alone, he’s just livin’ on a prayer
Love this guy! Got all the moves
Definitely painful to listen to but I admire something about doing this alone on a Friday night.
Definitely a “Get down with your bad self” situation.
😳😳😳
Joey Breaux is the the truth man
This dude scares me.
I strive to be as unbothered and confident as this guy
Chop chop let it all out.
I wonder how often the cops are called to his place
Let him cook!
Joey Breaux 🤘
https://linktr.ee/joeybreauxofficial?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAb21jcAOpvCVleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA81NjcwNjczNDMzNTI0MjcAAafIQJMfbnAPSxoo1QoGmSYODmTcCMyAF8dxK8a-FcoLXrQ4MEx-IKAdjZlYQQ_aem_GPnnbFTbU5ePJVfuVjl7lg
He’d be so much better if he just let someone else do the actual singing.
The man, the myth, the legend
His hips don’t lie
Say what you want, that Man doesn't give a fuck and is living his best life.
We should all be so confident.
Damn it’s been a minute… looking good as always I see
This is not crappy music
Wasn’t it Jagger who said that as long as you keep all your hair and don’t get fat you can keep going? He was wrong, so very wrong
I was with it until the singing started.
Wallpaper borders are now trending because of his incredible talent.
He fucks
He can dance though
He seems to be doing a pretty good job
This guy has been posting his personal concerts for a LONG time. He's fully committed to the tan, the hair, and pants that show his balls. He'd kick the guy who posts sad knife videos' ass.
Good to see here still hasn't moved out of Mom's double-wide!
Is that Iggy Flop?
I think I need to cut my hair
I honestly support this dude. Just having fun and not making crappy music that he thinks is good. He just believes in himself and I can respect that.
He’s a badass, not crappy
Oh shiiiiit!! He’s added a light show he’s going to blow up any day now!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He should stick to dancing.
Better than current Vince Neil.
General Lee Roth is at it again.
Fuck! I've been seduced!
This is truly grotesque. And hard to turn away from. Ha!
God damn save some poottytang for the rest of us Joey BREUX.
I wanna be amped about literally anything at this age
pov you never gave up on your dreams.
Our patron saint. Joey....
Iggy Stop
Those are total industry-approved frontman moves.
Thangs
I heard the first three seconds and thought “Greek Tragedy” by the wombats. I was literally like NOOOOO! I have bad taste in music and I’m getting old AF. Then I realized I am. 🙁
Now do “What if god was one of us” by Joan Osborne. Keep the dance moves the same—the whole time. And eye contact—lots of it—even after the song is over. (Use them hips—and tell us a story.)
He enjoys whiskey & Marlboro
Love the fact that Jamie Lee Curtis always has a new project.
Other then the music he’s looking great for his age
These are the thangs we can do without.
That's just Anthony kiedis in his down time
This dude is a king
Joan Clod Van Damn
The important thing is he's having fun
George Yung living his best life.
It rubs the lotion on its skin.
This is just a dude doing karaoke- and doing it well I might add. Not really crappy music
What a blessing to be so full of life and energy. And the confidence to share it as well.
Iggy Poo
This guy is still 50x the front man Vince Neil is.
Ladies beware.
This was definitely something I could do without
Man he still has coke from the Ronald Reagan era no doubt. Thats how hes still at it.
Hang it up I know he's in a later midlife crisis but hell he can't sing and those martial art "skills" are laugh out loud funny.
Iggy Pop?
Guy has great moves for a lady from the 80s.
Get back in your room grandpa🪄😭
When he got that karaoke machine a monster was born
He’s hot
Damn bro saved some for the rest of us
Dang, nice moves girl!!
100% a wig.
Poodlecore
I really can’t hate on a guy just vibing out, singing and dancing, having a good old time. He’s not trying to make fun of nobody, he’s not being an asshole. If I were to scoff at this man, then I’m really just playing myself.
No hate at all! Really like this guy, it’s just crappy, that’s all lol
Hung out with dudes like this in my bar days. Endless energy, a million great stories and calls all the ladies honey or sweetheart.
This is how I see all karaoke singers 🤪🤨😳
Don't be dissin my man Joey Breaux
This dude is living the dream!! In his apartment 😂
Dude was prolly the man in the the 80s lol
He makes women shiver in their nether regions
Nah this dude is cool. Yeah, music isn't great. But he's doin his thing.
Ziggy Flop.
These r the thangs?
So the guy in the bad blonde wig from Gentle Broncos is real?
Yooooo these are the same guy...
Not only is a vocal master he has mastered martial arts.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMcDojoLife/comments/1pfrl5x/joey_bad_to_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Stupid sexy gramps