This is exactly what I've been trying to say, but couldn't find the words, for so many years, thank you. And, you know what? You're also alerting me to the fact that they were so ahead of their time. They were rocking AI aesthetics vibes before it was even a thing
What?!? You never heard the lyrical genius Tommy Lee drop such pearls of rock history such as "my jizzy jizzum" and "slingin' my dingalang cuz it ain't no thang"?
Stephen Perkins said he made his financial demands so extreme, his own bus, chef, trainer, ryder before and after the show, just the most unheard of $$per show guaranteed, and Tommy agreed to it bc he thought this band would be bigger than motley. Um lol. Good on Mr. Perkins though.
I got to help Stephen carry his drums back to his van after a Banyan show. It was like hanging out with my cousin, dude was so down to earth, I didn't even ask for an autograph or picture it was so casual.
Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh, I don't want anyone to have the worst day at the festival...but, do any of these fuckers ever blast out of the wall, and have like a huge cum shot?
Keep J-R-O-C’s name out ya fucking mouth. On everything. What jizzy j was spitting was leagues ahead of this. Even if it was all just an act on a show.
Its good to put this into context. He just spent almost 20 years with Motley Crue, which was an absolutely huge band for a while. He fucked thousands of women during that time, including marrying three celebrities in a row. He just recently divorced Pamela Anderson, only for her to come back to him. Their stolen sex tape a few years earlier had pushed them back onto the radar as A list celebrities again.
He was almost 40, but convinced he was not just an absolute success of a Rockstar, but a sex symbol. His legal troubles had been well managed by high priced lawyers.
He is also at the peak of his drug addiction. Hes been using every drug out there for 2 decades and somehow hasnt spiraled to rock bottom. He is that guy who can just drink and snort and shoot up and be back at it again the next day. He can ride the high without the lows other people have.
So yeah, you decide you're suddenly a singer after a career as a drummer, and you write a song about jazz coming out of your dick. And look, people are out there actually seeming to enjoy it. The positive feedback loop is there.
He just got a payday I believe. Tommy Lee was throwing big money at everyone to make this project happen and he didn’t tour with them / it’s not him in the video afaik.
This embodies the awfulness of the 00’s..I wasnt old enough to really get into all that bs but holy shit. Rap and pop metal/rock and creed all at once? No thanks
In the late 90s the music industry and guys like this became a little too self aware. There was a lot of talk about how popular music inevitably blends to become a new genre. Korn, Limp, and whatever this crap is were trying deliberately to force it and be the “first”. I am sure there are others but the only one who really did anything approaching a blend or rock and rap that I can think of, that wasn’t trash, was Rage. Maybe there were others.
What I think we are seeing here are musicians coming together more like a product development team to put something together that “kids are gonna love”. They did some market research, ran some focus groups, and this is the result. Music history.
What's painful about this is… The band is actually pretty tight and (tragically) you can understand the lyrics. Some very high-quality rendering of no quality whatsoever.
They are the most nothing band of all time. Their lyrics are meaningless slop. Their sound isn't even vanilla, it's just room Temperature tap water. They are the kind of music that the most painfully basic people listen to, to get "pumped" for a long night of doing the same dance move at the bar their parents drink at. I specifically loathe their guitarist. You can't even fucking hear him. I would be ashamed to show my face on stage to "play" their music. They are critically boring, nobody over the age of 14, who isn't Mormon, likes them. It's not even entertaining. It's not even fun. It's a cynical, joyless, and mass produced nothingburger.
Not even a cheeseburger, because they aren't even cheesey. They are partially freezer burnt meat on a dry, stale bun.
It's the harshest critique I can give to any band. I listened to over a thousand hours of music this year, according to the Spotify overlords. Maybe a third of that was bands I had recommended to me. Maybe a third of those bands were not my thing, or were just bad. I can genuinely say at least one nice thing about each of those bands though.
I cannot tell you how many times I had people try to tell me that ID are "really good if you don't listen to the hits", or "they really changed in the last couple albums", or "they are just a fun, positive band. You can't be so critical".
All of those statements were pure, uncut, 100% Copium from people who say shit like "I'm not political, it's just too stressful".
The non-singles on their albums are fucking dog water.
They have not changed. Playing a song in a different key is not a stylistic change.
They are not a fun band. It's faux-positivy bullshit full of these meaningless affirmatives that pop music loves to use, like basic bitch catnip.
I knew this existed but had no idea how horrific it really was until now. I'm embarrassed to be the same species as these tools, as well as for anyone in the crowd that wasn't thoroughly embarrassed for being there. How oblivious can a person be?
Ohhh usually I’m like pfff that’s not the worst, this is a contender for maybe some of the worst lyricism ever put to paper and then delivered to an audience. Well done op you’ve found gold 🥇 and on another note I hope to god none of these men had children because that would have been an awkward day when they stumbled across dads music
I went to Ozzfest 2000 in VA. Methods of Mayhem were scheduled to play the big stage sometine mid-afternoon, but when they came out to start setting up the crowd was booing so loud that they ended up just walking off stage.
u/Horror_Vegetable_732, your post features certified crappy music!
Su-suck the dick, drink the piss
Fuck MTV, I ain’t afraid to say it
That bubblegum boy band shit? IT'S GAY!
I see the psychopathic thinkers have arrived
Twisted, warped, demented.
Fist fight me !
Looks like his fusion days of limp bizkit and James Hetfield.
This feels like if you trained an AI exclusively on Spike TV and asked it to generate a music festival
I smoke doobies and I like boobies, my willy is so big and I do a big poopie
Ah yes, SpikeTV the channel that wasn’t afraid to ask the important questions like can you fart so hard your balls explode?
Really ahead of its time if you think about it.
I can totally hear it in that over the top voiceover lol.
I dont know what I was expecting..
To be fair, he does smoke doobies and likes boobies and has a big willy.
Probably has taken a large shit or two in his life, so the man ain't lying
I just fucking cackled, neither of you are wrong
Tommy Lee is the most genuine rock star still living. He doesnt pretend to be anything he isnt.
For sure. I partook in this Ozzfest tour and I can confirm that after the set he very happily signed many a boob over the fence.
Like if you fed it nothing but the worst parts of Korn, Limp Biskit, and Kid Rock.
Forgot about spike TV 😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is terrific
Lmao
This is way too accurate.
Catchy
This is exactly what I've been trying to say, but couldn't find the words, for so many years, thank you. And, you know what? You're also alerting me to the fact that they were so ahead of their time. They were rocking AI aesthetics vibes before it was even a thing
I hate you for reminding me this song existed.
I hate them for robbing me of my ignorance to this song's existence.
Or we can unite and hate this song together. Otherwise, Methods of Mayhem wins
Right? And obviously I never listened to the lyrics
What?!? You never heard the lyrical genius Tommy Lee drop such pearls of rock history such as "my jizzy jizzum" and "slingin' my dingalang cuz it ain't no thang"?
Right? And I don't remember how I remember this, or why, or where, but I definitely remember.
Stephen Perkins said he made his financial demands so extreme, his own bus, chef, trainer, ryder before and after the show, just the most unheard of $$per show guaranteed, and Tommy agreed to it bc he thought this band would be bigger than motley. Um lol. Good on Mr. Perkins though.
I wonder who was worse to work with out of Tommy Lee and Perry Farrell.
Perry definitely.
I got to help Stephen carry his drums back to his van after a Banyan show. It was like hanging out with my cousin, dude was so down to earth, I didn't even ask for an autograph or picture it was so casual.
Perkins squeezing Tommy’s delusional ass for all that money makes me smile.
Big fat load of cum then.
Do any of these fuckers just bust out of the wall and have like a massive cum shot?
This is the adult concert so we can say whatever the hell we want
You can, but can do you have any other questions about the music festival?
Is this the cat who’s king of the Tuk Tuk sound, Paul Bufano?
Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh, I don't want anyone to have the worst day at the festival...but, do any of these fuckers ever blast out of the wall, and have like a huge cum shot?
Horse cocks!
Fuckin Billy Shakespeare over here...
Billy Rattlepointystick
Jesus this makes Limp Bizkit look cultured.
Fred Durst is actually on this song
Isn't George Clinton featured as well?
If I’m not mistaken Fred had something to do with this song.
And Lil Kim. It’s was quite the lineup.
It's limp bizkit (and Kid Rock's) fault there was so much shitty rap-rock during that era.
Dude was 37 when this came out.
Git-get naked
butt naked
Thats a rough 37.
Get naked
They put out another album in 2010, so the dude was almost 50 and decided to do it again
Did he mention his jizz
I believe the line is "shootin my jizzy jizzum, the woody was rizzy-risen". Jsyk
J-roc special
J to the R-O-C is a million times better than these clowns
Keep J-R-O-C’s name out ya fucking mouth. On everything. What jizzy j was spitting was leagues ahead of this. Even if it was all just an act on a show.
Trailer park life beats this any day
Hahaha I think about this line on occasion. Its so stupid 😂
I'd be more surprised if he didn't
Mix master Mike is actually a very well respected DJ. sad he had to be part of this abomination.
Tommy actually has a worse song than this though, check out the one he made with Ders from Workaholics before he was famous. Truly trash bags.
Damn that's mix master mike? I don't remember this band at all! Wish I'd never seen this, it's that bad.
What!
At least he had the sense to not tour with them lol.
Mix master, cut faster?
Tommy heard Korn and thought “this needs more cum”
Right, Kreamed Korn
Its good to put this into context. He just spent almost 20 years with Motley Crue, which was an absolutely huge band for a while. He fucked thousands of women during that time, including marrying three celebrities in a row. He just recently divorced Pamela Anderson, only for her to come back to him. Their stolen sex tape a few years earlier had pushed them back onto the radar as A list celebrities again.
He was almost 40, but convinced he was not just an absolute success of a Rockstar, but a sex symbol. His legal troubles had been well managed by high priced lawyers.
He is also at the peak of his drug addiction. Hes been using every drug out there for 2 decades and somehow hasnt spiraled to rock bottom. He is that guy who can just drink and snort and shoot up and be back at it again the next day. He can ride the high without the lows other people have.
So yeah, you decide you're suddenly a singer after a career as a drummer, and you write a song about jazz coming out of your dick. And look, people are out there actually seeming to enjoy it. The positive feedback loop is there.
Its a weird world. Sometimes all you can say is:
Finally, some genuinely crappy music by critically acclaimed artists. I blame limp bizkit for this.
But all Fred wanted was a pepsi...Just one pepsi
But they wouldnt give it to him!
This song instinctively makes me cover my drink faster than Butterfly
Tommy Lee’s midlife crisis
Holy crap I remember methods of mayhem. I was in elementary school in 2000 and we all used to clown on them lol.
I'm going to tell my kids that this was Limp Bizkit
Mix Master Mike, really?
This makes me sad ☹️
From beastie boys to … this…
He just got a payday I believe. Tommy Lee was throwing big money at everyone to make this project happen and he didn’t tour with them / it’s not him in the video afaik.
I hate how these guys would be perfect for Woodstock 99
I think they formed because of Woodstock 99
This isn’t even the worst shit I heard on this sub this week.
Totally had this album
This feels like a eric andre sketch or sum
I hope Stephen Perkins made a lot of money playing drums for this crap
Oh god, not Mix Master Mike, too
And Mix Master Mike
There's a comment above indicating he did just that, including high pay and a bunch of perks.
He did!
Technically, this was Tommy's penis' band.
Wow that’s genuinely so fucking bad
What a terrible day to have functional ears.
This makes me wonder is it better to have functional ears and hate the song oooor have dysfunctional ears and think this is a fucking hit?
I’ll admit it, I bought this CD when it came back in the day (I was definitely into nu metal back then).
I remember listening to it once, going, there’s like one half decent song on this, and then never playing it again.
Methods of Mayhem were freaking terrible
This song was huge for about a month. Star studded "band" with Fred Durst and Lil Kim featured on this.
Proposition Fuck You was kind of a fun song and had ridiculous bass to bump on your 12" subs.
The production on the album is really good but the lyrics are dogshit
Mix master Mike is 🔥
I met him a few months ago and he was super nice.
Yeah he is. I kinda hate seeing him involved in this.
Yes. It unequivocally is.
Arguably worst band ever
If I didn't understand English this wouldn't be half as bad as it is but it would still be pretty bad
Steer a boat with your dick and all of a sudden you think you can do anything.
It’s the implication
I forgot Tommy Lee tried to do Nu Metal lmao
Soggy Bizkit
My couch started to levitate off the ground
Alright JD Vance let's calm it down.
Fuck you for bringing back this trauma
I remember seeing methods at Ozfest 2000. I had forgotten how terrible they were/are. Thanks for the reminder
I got a tattoo I regret now.
I remember this being shitty, but man, was i ever wrong.
It is even shittier than I remember.
Is that Island Boy's dad?
If the name of their band isn’t chlamydia. I’m disappointed.
Midlife crisis Tommy lee
Unfortunately saw this at Ozzfest one year. Them and Crazy Town are the two worst live acts I’ve ever seen
Even in 2000 I knew this was shit.
i bought this cd. it sucked
These guys make Limp Bizkit sound like super masters
Ugh this abortion takes me back to hearing it on the Mancow Morning Show. I'm really embarrassed to have typed that sentence
Oof, now there's a callback.
boats n hoes
Lmao at the seth rogen cross limp bizkit looking rapper
When 3 drummers make a band
This embodies the awfulness of the 00’s..I wasnt old enough to really get into all that bs but holy shit. Rap and pop metal/rock and creed all at once? No thanks
wtf
I liked when I didn’t know about this
In the late 90s the music industry and guys like this became a little too self aware. There was a lot of talk about how popular music inevitably blends to become a new genre. Korn, Limp, and whatever this crap is were trying deliberately to force it and be the “first”. I am sure there are others but the only one who really did anything approaching a blend or rock and rap that I can think of, that wasn’t trash, was Rage. Maybe there were others. What I think we are seeing here are musicians coming together more like a product development team to put something together that “kids are gonna love”. They did some market research, ran some focus groups, and this is the result. Music history.
I think this takes the cake for worst song to appear on this sub. Wow.
I like the concept of a song about being a pornstar
But no pornstar would ever say "I'm shootin' my jizzy jizzum" what the fuck
I had this fucking album. I regret some decisions I made in my life.
Lol, I had forgotten all about this travesty. I can't get over how terrible it sounds live. People PAID to see this embarrassment 😆
I owned this album. It was not very good. Yes, I'm ashamed that I bought it.
I completely erased MoM from my memory until seeing this. Tommy Lee sucks.
I remember when this came out, I was awestruck by its craptacularity. Classic craptrack. This is like the bar for me in terms of crappy music.
Spunk Rock
I forgot about this shit lol
The only thing I can think of to make it worse, and still count as music, is to add Yoko ono as a backing vocalist.
What's painful about this is… The band is actually pretty tight and (tragically) you can understand the lyrics. Some very high-quality rendering of no quality whatsoever.
Oh, this song was bad, but let me tell you, teenage me really enjoyed the music video with 'Lil Kim.
Also, worst band of all time is imagine dragons. This is millions of times better than any imagine dragons song ever.
They are the most nothing band of all time. Their lyrics are meaningless slop. Their sound isn't even vanilla, it's just room Temperature tap water. They are the kind of music that the most painfully basic people listen to, to get "pumped" for a long night of doing the same dance move at the bar their parents drink at. I specifically loathe their guitarist. You can't even fucking hear him. I would be ashamed to show my face on stage to "play" their music. They are critically boring, nobody over the age of 14, who isn't Mormon, likes them. It's not even entertaining. It's not even fun. It's a cynical, joyless, and mass produced nothingburger.
Not even a cheeseburger, because they aren't even cheesey. They are partially freezer burnt meat on a dry, stale bun.
It sounds like you just haven’t…
FELT THE MAGIC. ITS REALLY TRAGIC. ITS THE MAGIC. MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC. FEEL IT NOW!!
I lol'd, thank you.
Tell us how you really feel...that may be the harshest critique of a band I've ever heard. Well done.
It's the harshest critique I can give to any band. I listened to over a thousand hours of music this year, according to the Spotify overlords. Maybe a third of that was bands I had recommended to me. Maybe a third of those bands were not my thing, or were just bad. I can genuinely say at least one nice thing about each of those bands though.
I cannot tell you how many times I had people try to tell me that ID are "really good if you don't listen to the hits", or "they really changed in the last couple albums", or "they are just a fun, positive band. You can't be so critical".
All of those statements were pure, uncut, 100% Copium from people who say shit like "I'm not political, it's just too stressful".
The non-singles on their albums are fucking dog water.
They have not changed. Playing a song in a different key is not a stylistic change.
They are not a fun band. It's faux-positivy bullshit full of these meaningless affirmatives that pop music loves to use, like basic bitch catnip.
Thank you
This was wonderful to read. Such a vivid picture this painted. Thanks for this.
I'd rather listen to Imagine Dragons sing about magic in their bones than Tommy Lee sing about what shoots out of his bone
Bones are their money
So are the worms
In our world, bones equal dollars
So are the worms
This is the part of a metal kinda song where the singer says something apeshit before the drop but they forgot the drop...
I remember being so disappointed when this came out. I tried man I tried
They had one of their songs in Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX. The soundtracks to those games were great. But def had some off songs.
Money.
Its embarassing that this had an actual audience lol
Am I supposed to know who this is?
Temu limp bizkit?
I knew this existed but had no idea how horrific it really was until now. I'm embarrassed to be the same species as these tools, as well as for anyone in the crowd that wasn't thoroughly embarrassed for being there. How oblivious can a person be?
They really suck
Tommy Lee coked tf out per usual
Oh damn, I forgot how f'n retarded these lyrics were, but I also hated it when it was new so I guess that makes sense
I will be sending this video to anyone I’m interested in smashing from now on. Thanks
Ohhh usually I’m like pfff that’s not the worst, this is a contender for maybe some of the worst lyricism ever put to paper and then delivered to an audience. Well done op you’ve found gold 🥇 and on another note I hope to god none of these men had children because that would have been an awkward day when they stumbled across dads music
Damn, this is crappy
No wonder him and MGK are so tight
Kinda surprising that Mixmaster Mike would get involved with this crap, but the late 90s were full of dogshit music like this.
Motley Crue are the worst band of all time, this doesnt even count as a band. Tommy Lee is just repugnant
Stephen Perkins on drums. Shame. Great drummer
I forgot about this crime against humanity.
Three years earlier he also wrote and sang lead vocals on the shittiest Motley Crüe song
Mom I want limp bizkit at my festival .... no, we got limp bizkit at home
Limp bizkit at home:
Perfect for prom slow dance song. I bet Pam Anderson loves this song
There's no reason this should have ever been acceptable
I was riding in the back of an iroc z with this shit being blasted by my step siblings dad getting dropped off at 6th grade.
Put it in the cornucopia !
😞 oh Tommy...
Better than some Limp Bizkit tracks
This is like the worst qualities of nu metal distilled into one awfully bitter mixture
I went to Ozzfest 2000 in VA. Methods of Mayhem were scheduled to play the big stage sometine mid-afternoon, but when they came out to start setting up the crowd was booing so loud that they ended up just walking off stage.
Fuck! I could have done without remembering this.
That whole period of time is a goldmine for this sub.
Oh wow, there’s a repressed memory I didn’t need uncovered
What a terrible time for music. Shitty rap-rock, and shitty numetal.
Bro, I thought your Tommy Lee comment was a joke. I didn't even recognize him....
Those are some of the fucking worst lyrics I have ever seen. That girl in the crowd singing along to it was soul shattering
I partially blame limp bizkit for this. Who is that green ICP gnome btw?
Always been a shitty musician. Garbage dude.
The entire world of popular music melted summer 1997. We were left with this and all the other trash that came with it.
2000s was crazy I kinda like it lmao
This shit went RIAA gold!
Shootin my jizzy jism, the woody is rizzy risen
Doesn't appear to be Hinder so definitely not the worst.
Lmao I remember when this dropped on MTV - The Lil Kim feature was fucking wild