Bonnie Blue Mail

I mailed my own c*m to Bonnie Blue and I regret ut.

Bonnie Blue posted on here page that she wanted guys to send her their "jizz". And sendt it In the post to here. (Great!)

I have been really down lately. Depressed, bored, and nothing’s have felt exciting. So when I saw that post, I actually felt a spark of happiness. Horny as I was, I thought that, fuck it, Ill do it!

So I did it!. I filled a condom, tied it up, wrapped it in a plastic bag, and sealed it inside a bubble envelope like I was shipping something precious (as It is). WOHOO I accualy mailed my semen across international borders fom Norway to Bonnie Blue!

At the local mail office, I stood there with my little package, like a little lunatic. Wrote down "personal gift" as content. (Looking back at it, Jesus fcing Christ whats wrong with me?!)

When I dropped it off, I actually felt proud for a while. But the reality hit when I got home. Aften my second load of the day, I got the post nut clarity experience. I got stressed out and thought: "Shit.. I just spent money to export my own jizz!". Why do I always do stupid things like this when im horny?? HELP ME.

Now I can’t stop thinking about it. Somewhere out there, there’s a postal worker unknowingly handling the lowest point of my entire life.

Rock bottom isn’t drinking alone, making love to a Fleshlight after popping 3 pills of viagra. Rock bottom is paying international shipping for your own jizz.