Right? Let's all be hyperproductive! Come on guys, work work work! Don't worry, every 2 hours, you can take a 5 minute break, that should be just enough to start freaking out about how you're doing nothing but work today!
Ugh ultraproductive. Just be average productive and you’ll be a better employee than half the shlubbs here who just play games, have tea and surf Reddit all day. Wait what?
r/thanksimcured
They forgot the 9 hours of dropping your kids off at daycare /s
Where’s the “People won’t leave me the fuck alone” strategy?
Ugh! You have your day planned and the 'urgent' request keep coming messing everything up.
This always works once my adderall kicks in.
Why this obsession with productivity? Not everything is a contest. You're allowed to take your time...
Pay your employees OP
Some capitalist propaganda bullshit.
But it is my purpose in life to produce more values for the big boss and stakeholders
Right? Let's all be hyperproductive! Come on guys, work work work! Don't worry, every 2 hours, you can take a 5 minute break, that should be just enough to start freaking out about how you're doing nothing but work today!
People need to disconnect more from work and should focus on themselves and their own goals more.
I'm tired of optimizing my productivity.
I don’t see Naps on there , best thing to help productivity ….. allegedly
I see Pomodoro technique and instantly disregard.
2 minute rule is good though.
Hyprofocused autism was not on this list...
What’s planning anyway?
Ugh ultraproductive. Just be average productive and you’ll be a better employee than half the shlubbs here who just play games, have tea and surf Reddit all day. Wait what?