Yeah she is so in love with him there is absolutely no honeypot
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  • 93 points unpaid_intern001

    Remember kids, her going on tour is a matter of national security.

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    54 points LouMinotti

    Dude was on a podcast complaining about not being able to go on tour with his frikkin girlfriend because he had to work lol

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    8 points evans_d84

    Hopefully he will have some freetime after the new year.

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    10 points city_dwellerZ

    Well hopefully in the name of security she only flies on FBI private jets courtesy of KashAir

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  • 131 points Ok-Freedom-1485

    He’s one dumb mfer.

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  • 71 points All_the_miles753

    What's there not to love? he's got the whole package, crossed eyed, dumb, short, and access to national security info

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    21 points Whole_Bench_2972

    As much as I dislike her, I do have some sympathy for her because she knows what he TASTES like 🤢

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  • 27 points Mr-Mysterybox

    She's there to Charlie Kirk his ass in case he ever gets out of line over Isreal.

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  • 22 points BSTARYOUNGG

    She a porn star?

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    36 points SiliconFiction

    In the sense that she’s being paid for it and probably on video, yes.

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    16 points andagain2

    That was my thought also. She definitely has that sort of vibe.

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  • 5 points simonsurreal1

    I didn’t know they sang country in Israel… they totally might by next year lol… imagine country music but it’s all about the J’s and Israel bwahahahaha

    Fire him immediately

    They could have at least tried to dye her hair or picked a chick that looked less corned beef sandwich with latakes

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    1 points Aussie-GoldHunter

    Why do you think she is a Jew?

    She is an Armenian Orthodox Christian. (Armenian Apostolic Church)

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    1 points simonsurreal1

    Oh so she’s an Armanian country singer eh? I m still not buying it

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    1 points Aussie-GoldHunter

    Makes as much sense as a Jew singing country

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    1 points simonsurreal1

    That’s my point - either way it doesn’t seem authentic and like a terrible reality show

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  • 9 points Logical_Phallusee

    i mean... I have to admire her commitment to Israel.

    Sheesh.

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  • 12 points TheDrySkinQueen

    Have you heard her music? It’s so bad my ears were practically bleeding

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  • 17 points yepmeh

    Israeli Honey pot. No matter what

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  • 6 points carnageta

    Who is she?

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  • 9 points FromHello

    trump definitely had that thumb up her butt moments before the photo was taken

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    19 points OccasionalXerophile

    Too old for him.

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  • 6 points Lopsided-Life8639

    You think he ever banged her?

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    26 points missinmy86

    When she was 13

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  • 6 points wkinwa87

    did trump have sex with her?

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    6 points Frodizzlv

    Probably not since she’s not a child.

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    -18 points Kd916-650

    Someone pounded her face ! I mean look at that? Only a professional D sucker will have a face that strong ! If her face is that beat wonder what her cat 🐈 looks like !

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    0 points prinalice

    The fuck do you mean? Sucking dick doesn't change facial structure...? Does it? I know dentists know if you've sucked dick recently.

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    0 points Kd916-650

    Only a man knows what a man likes … lol she has a strong face

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  • 4 points flatbrokeoldguy

    Who the hell is she, I have absolutely no idea. Is she a Russian agent, his handler.

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    5 points Routine-Promotion520

    Kashel was promised to her 3000 years ago

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  • 2 points Realistic-Horror-425

    I bet she moves on when he is no longer with the FBI.

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  • 1 points MrMuscles1221

    I’ve never seen a couple more in love since akash sing and his wife

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  • 1 points Mac_Sunny3791

    Drumpf is 100% not 6’3” and never has been.

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  • 2 points Kd916-650

    Her and trump 👍👍 then kash like 🫶

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    0 points WordsMort47

    No, she’s clasping he left jacket shut

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  • 1 points milfordloudermilk

    He is the picture next to the definition for TOOL

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  • 1 points PassportNerd

    I have a friend who has a top secret compartmentalized clearance and he has this skepticism about beautiful women due to his position.

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  • 1 points Disastrous_Song1309

    it looks like she could fit his entire head in her mouth

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  • 1 points HammunSy

    why do people assume the guy(men in such positions) doesnt know it and just doesnt really give a f. he gets a good lay whenever he wants and for what? he gets the favor of who the handler works for? would he even be where he is now if not for that... he doesnt even deserve the spot in any way.

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  • 0 points MiserableYou6506

    KW was right, ...you get weird wife...

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  • 0 points TheDTCCcommitsfraud

    That’s how honey pot works.

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  • 0 points Responsible_Rice2101

    I don’t think he had a choice lol

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  • 0 points Silent_Saturn4

    Only the best democratic governments elect their friends, family, and lovers to positions of power. Don't ya'll know how democracy works?

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  • 0 points ceomentor

    He's that friend that falls in love with a stripper and tells her he can fix her 😂😂😂

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  • 0 points crackheadfalife

    Who are these people please? Im dumb.

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    2 points Routine-Promotion520

    Kashel (FBI director) and his gf (he was promised to her 3000 years ago)

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  • -4 points Optimal_Equal5264

    I hate them all... but ngl.. she bad af so as long as he hitting. Props to this dumb mf. He's got our resources at least use it to get laid if anything. Merry xmas 🎄

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  • -25 points psy_raven

    So you know how you are a racist? It's when your tiny mind can't comprehend that an Indian man can hookup with a hot chick.

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    2 points hemmingwayshotgun

    They can’t though lol

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    1 points Beginning-Whereas-72

    It’s nothing about him being an Indian man…

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    1 points SiliconFiction

    It’s because Israel uses honeypots and she’s served in the IDF / possibly intelligence. Nobody is surprised Mamdani has a hot wife.

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    1 points WordsMort47

    And she’s not even hot. Wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but she’s nothing crazy

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