Dude left his balls hanging and thought we wouldn't notice
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  • 30 points Then_Fruit_3621

    Balls with shoes.

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    3 points Peppers-GhostMirror

    That's just a whole other level of confidence.

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    3 points thatsmypurseidku

    Public indecency loophole. Can't be arrested when his balls are wearing clothes.

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  • 16 points shadowfallshiker

    "Get out of his way or his balls will kick your ass"

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  • 8 points chapterpt

    this made me do a pothead Christmas hohohoho laugh outloud.

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  • 6 points Paul-E-L

    OP, if you have balls and they look anything like this you might want to visit a doctor 😄

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    3 points Seif_elagizy_777

    Yeah.....

    You're probably right 😅

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  • 3 points InevitablePresent917

    A late competitor for third definition of “football”.

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  • 2 points udontmesswithakshay

    giving birth with tricks

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  • 2 points karigan_g

    the feet on his balls must be handy for soccer tricks

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  • 2 points HammerandSickTatBro

    Hangin' cylinders

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  • 2 points thepeanutbutterman

    You got long ass balls, Larry

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  • 2 points Sure_Blueberry_1099

    In the Soviet Union, it’s the balls that kick you!

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  • 2 points cofclabman

    How exactly does he put on his pants if his balls are wearing shoes?

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  • 3 points Rollingzeppelin0

    I sooort of understand why OP did it, but I wonder if NSFW is really warranted lol

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  • 3 points Kitchen-Tomatillo-97

    Why did I zoom in?

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  • 1 points Grumpy1985_

    Soggy balls

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    1 points Organic-Ganache-8156

    Long, loooong soggy balls.

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  • 1 points VectorChing101

    The title, bruh. 🤣

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  • 1 points Oh4GoodnessSnakes

    I'm glad I don't have to pick out shoes for my testicles.

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  • 1 points Gluttony__1I7_

    But his balls are like bats.

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  • 1 points buscoamigos

    Dude left his repost hanging and didn't think we would notice

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  • 1 points Ninski0011

    Why so long ha

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  • 1 points brahmakarma

    That's definitely a ball trick!

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