Those gosh darn fucc holes
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  • 393 points Objective-Pick8240

    I hope a woman finger fucks his urethra.

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    104 points ChildoftheApocolypse

    This hurt me, this made me uncomfortable

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    81 points SYNTHLORD

    If you want to distract yourself from that comment with soothing music, google “sounding videos” and get on that algorithm

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    29 points Auld_Folks_at_Home

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    15 points subnautus

    Or, if people working with hand tools is more your speed, you could try "one man one screwdriver."

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    10 points RandomStallings

    This will have to be something with which I stay unacquainted. What a nice change.

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    1 points narwaffles

    source? all I can find is the imdb

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    5 points BetterKev

    Nicely done. Now please leave and never post anything I don't already know of.

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    1 points AllumaNoir

    Or visit the calming images of the sounding subreddit

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    16 points -Christkiller-

    Saw a video 25-ish years ago of a guy (who presumably had dealt with a long-term foley catheter) taking a standard vibrator to the hilt in his erect penis. He seemed to like it, but 20 year-old me was like, "wtf did I just see?"

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    8 points Area51Resident

    Not that I want to win this contest, but I saw video of a guy using a long piece of bent chromed rebar up the old pee hole. Looked like #5 or #6 size.

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    3 points -Christkiller-

    I never want to experience whatever it is that people who enjoy that level experienced to be able to enjoy that.

    The documentary Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan is a good example. Fucking phenomenal documentary, too

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    2 points Area51Resident

    Watched the beginning. I wonder is he is that way in part because of the pain he suffered as a new born and every day after that. Possibly rewired part of his brain? I'll finish the documentary later.

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    1 points -Christkiller-

    The pain is a large part of it. He also develops a particular disdain for the concept of god as a result of that pain, and that becomes a motivation as well. Confronting things like sin versus autonomy, pleasure versus pain, etc.

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    2 points Area51Resident

    The human brain processes pain and pleasure in overlapping areas, so for some pain can also be pleasure. I assume he was this way. His wife was the key for his lock - she liked to be in control and cause pain and he enjoyed being submissive and being hurt.

    It was a great documentary, thanks for the tip on that.

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    2 points lettsten

    I really need to stop reading reddit before I'm supposed to sleep

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    1 points Accomplished_Tea2042

    💀

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    13 points I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

    Kids in the sandbox style

    If you know, you probably wish you didn't know

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    17 points jeenyus_626

    Core trauma memory refreshed. Fuck you very much sir/ma’am

    ETA: username… 🤨

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    7 points I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

    Check bio <3

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    3 points machstem

    Why not a man with large fingers?

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    1 points ParticularArea8224

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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    1 points showmethenakedwomen

    I remember a video – you know, the size of a postage stamp on the old internet – of a woman happily getting fucked in the urethra. I'm afraid it cannot be unseen and it still hurts my eyes.

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    1 points VG896

    finger fuccs*

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    1 points jkurratt

    Reminds me of this one GreenTeaNeko strip.

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    -1 points StinkyWizzleteats17

    one with very large manish hands...

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  • 197 points CurtisLinithicum

    This reeks of trolling

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    55 points TheAbsoluteBarnacle

    If you know what a fallopian tube is, you probably know what it does.

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    39 points Expensive-Pea1963

    Of course, it fallopes, in the same way as fingers fing.

    /s

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    10 points TheAbsoluteBarnacle

    It sounds like it should be an adjective describing rigid tubes that had gone flaccid. Like, "I can't put my rolled poster in this cardboard tube for protection, it's gone fallopian

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    3 points RandomStallings

    Flaccopian

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    4 points Rowcan

    But I've never seen them fing...

    ...oh, there they go.

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    1 points jkurratt

    Yea. It goes into urethra to make a baby, apparently.

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    51 points DontWannaSayMyName

    Super clear rage-bait

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    8 points ChildoftheApocolypse

    🎶 Nothing is real... Nothing ever happens.. it's allllllll bait🎶

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    13 points Pink_and_Neon_Green

    I hope so 🤞🏻 I used to teach high school sex ed in a (thankfully) liberal area so I wasn't super restricted in what I could teach, but the level of ignorance from both boys and girls was alarming. Some of my students over the years had straight up ridiculous beliefs like this one.

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    5 points melance

    I really wish that I could believe that bad takes like this aren't incredibly common and honest online.

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    6 points mglyptostroboides

    They went too hard with the fallopian tube thing. It's 100% fake.

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  • 42 points sinskins

    …. When I thought the urethra was the worst part of this. That 2nd comment has me speechless.

    So, penis into urethra, ejaculate goes into the bladder. When she goes to sleep, the sperm travels through the organ walls, and into the vagina. Once the sperm reaches the vagina, her fallopian tubes turn themselves inside out to meet the sperm in the vagina…..

    Sounds like the most logical explanation… much more logical than the traditional process…

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    14 points glib_result

    I remember a story on AITA about someone who absolutely believed that women who lived together would, like, swap ovaries or something. He was insisting on a maternity test for a kid in utero.

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    9 points lettsten

    90 % of the stuff on AITA and similar subs are authored stories written for engagement and karma rather than having anything to do with reality, so it's quite likely that no one genuinely thought that.

    On the other hand, some people believe that the world is flat or that an invisible dude sits in the sky and gets upset if you masturbate, so you never know

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    4 points Gifted_GardenSnail

    the sperm travels through the organ walls

    Oh, I was picturing it climbing out and going back in like a newborn kangaroo 😂

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    2 points sinskins

    LMAO!

    Your way is better. Thank you!

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  • 12 points apneax3n0n

    i hope it's a troll . not sure

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    7 points semioticmadness

    It absolutely is. Pregant

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    2 points apneax3n0n

    we deserve extinction

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  • 13 points Ok_Maybe184

    I think this is someone just messing around.

    Edit or so I hope. Surely nobody is that stupid.

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    14 points StinkyWizzleteats17

    Surely nobody is that stupid.

    yes they are, and don't call me Shirley.

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    1 points Slappy_G

    I just want to say: good luck, we're all counting on you.

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  • 7 points JPGinMadtown

    I sincerely hope that the initial post is just rage bait, but given the abysmal state of sex ed in the US, the odds are just as good that it is genuine. 😒🙄🤦‍♂️

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  • 5 points Herrjeminewtf

    OP fell for a shitpost

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  • 10 points kaybelikemaybe505

    These are the men that make laws about our bodies.

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    5 points lettsten

    "fuccing" strikes me as a teen who grew up with tiktok censorship

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    2 points VG896

    You're playing fast and loose with the term "grew up." 

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  • 2 points SlitheringFlower

    This guy really thinks the inside of the body is like the movie Inside Out.

    I'm just picturing sperm tucking themselves in for bedtime. Gotta be well rested to fertilize that egg!

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  • 2 points StaatsbuergerX

    Let's be diplomatic: Perhaps he was conceived in this way. That would at least explain some things.

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  • 2 points Uhh_JustADude

    The best reply in that thread was "Urethra and the fucc holes would be a great band name."

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  • 2 points wamark1

    Do we really need to continue blanking out RFK Jr. at this point?

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  • 2 points Extreme_Design6936

    It's the vasectomy that prevents sperm from reaching the urethra.

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  • 2 points HocusP2

    'Read a fuccing book', pun intended. 

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  • 2 points kyleh0

    This 9 year old really misunderstood the Playboy from 1975 he found in his parent's basement.

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  • 2 points Red-R34der

    Um, that is possibly the most stupidly stupid thing I've ever read.

    He's never actually seen a ladies lady parts, has he?

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  • 2 points d_smt_1290

    I bet this person thinks men can get pregnant

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  • 2 points Maimran91

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  • 3 points Honodle

    Woman here. I'll wager he can't find a girl's 'love button'.

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    2 points CoconutsAreEvil

    I’d wager he can’t even find a girl.

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  • 1 points OldManJeepin

    Nothing funnier than the most confidently incorrect people, spewing their BS and refusing to admit they don't know shit! So, according to him, the sentient, individually mobile fallopian tube (There's only one now?) grabs an Uber and heads on over to the vagina to initiate some baby making process by delivering sperm...? This is in a "fuccing book" he read? LOL!

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  • 1 points LOHare

    Oh god.. that last paragraph sent me.

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  • 1 points Riley__64

    This is dumb but I can understand why dumb people have these beliefs.

    I remember in primary school when we were learning about sex ed the way they taught it was get all the boys in one room and all the girls in the other and teach each of them separately about how their respective bodies work. Girls would only learn about the girls and boys would only learn about the boys, I think the idea was so everyone would feel more comfortable and less awkward but in retrospect it’s a pretty dumb move to just not teach the opposite genders about any of that.

    Although that may not be the case for everyone my class had terrible sex education, when we moved into high school we were never taught about anything relating to safe sex, STDs, contraceptives because the teachers decided we were too immature of a class and thus never taught any of these lessons.

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  • 1 points TheRateBeerian

    I saw a girl fucking her urethra on reddit once.

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  • 1 points AMissionFromDog

    "typically"

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  • 1 points naveedkoval

    FUCC FUCC FUCC FUCC

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  • 1 points Kind_Coyote1518

    How tf do you confuse the urethra with the vagina and the vagina with the Uterus? I mean, ive heard of people thinking women pee out of their vagina but I've never heard anyone get the pee hole, fuck hole and baby pocket mixed up. That's wild.

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  • 1 points thespice

    What in imaginative world we live in.

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  • 1 points BonezOz

    Must only be the width and size of a hair to be able to fit into the urethra.

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  • 1 points Call_Me_Papa_Bill

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points CLWoodman

    Huh. Who knew Needle Dick the Bug Fucker finally made it to social media.

    Fucking the urethra. Unfuckingreal

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  • 1 points Mammoth_logfarm

    Let's hope this was trolling on their part...

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  • 1 points QuietObserver75

    And men wonder why they can't laid?

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  • 1 points Dull_Temperature4025

    Im scared of women

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  • 1 points forensic_bonesy

    From outside in and then top to bottom. Vulva majora (big lips), Vulva minora (small lips),

    Clitoral hood (a hood shaped flap that can be prominent or barely discernible covering the clitoris), Clitoris, Urethra, Vaginal canal. This is probably more sex ed than 80% of Americans get in High School.

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  • 1 points Hizam5

    This is one of the worst ones I’ve seen though there’s a pretty good chance they’re trolling

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  • 1 points Rat_Burger7

    Can we get this guy snipped, please.

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  • 1 points EdgeOld4208

    Trump Trump Trump

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  • 1 points Special_South_8561

    The urethra is the hole the sperm travels down, and a leading cause of pregnancy

    Now out the words "in women" where ever you want

    Please omit "male" at the beginning

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  • 1 points FerrumAnulum323

    Did anyone else read this in like a northeastern accent? Or is it just me.

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    1 points lettsten

    So like Scottish?

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  • 0 points OnkelWurstbrot

    I won't be surprised if this guy is from the US...

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  • 0 points Weary-Writing5372

    Okay, but wtf is wrong with you? Reddit in clear mode? Psycho.

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