Saw a video 25-ish years ago of a guy (who presumably had dealt with a long-term foley catheter) taking a standard vibrator to the hilt in his erect penis. He seemed to like it, but 20 year-old me was like, "wtf did I just see?"
Watched the beginning. I wonder is he is that way in part because of the pain he suffered as a new born and every day after that. Possibly rewired part of his brain? I'll finish the documentary later.
The pain is a large part of it. He also develops a particular disdain for the concept of god as a result of that pain, and that becomes a motivation as well. Confronting things like sin versus autonomy, pleasure versus pain, etc.
The human brain processes pain and pleasure in overlapping areas, so for some pain can also be pleasure. I assume he was this way. His wife was the key for his lock - she liked to be in control and cause pain and he enjoyed being submissive and being hurt.
It was a great documentary, thanks for the tip on that.
I remember a video – you know, the size of a postage stamp on the old internet – of a woman happily getting fucked in the urethra. I'm afraid it cannot be unseen and it still hurts my eyes.
It sounds like it should be an adjective describing rigid tubes that had gone flaccid. Like, "I can't put my rolled poster in this cardboard tube for protection, it's gone fallopian
I hope so 🤞🏻 I used to teach high school sex ed in a (thankfully) liberal area so I wasn't super restricted in what I could teach, but the level of ignorance from both boys and girls was alarming. Some of my students over the years had straight up ridiculous beliefs like this one.
…. When I thought the urethra was the worst part of this. That 2nd comment has me speechless.
So, penis into urethra, ejaculate goes into the bladder. When she goes to sleep, the sperm travels through the organ walls, and into the vagina. Once the sperm reaches the vagina, her fallopian tubes turn themselves inside out to meet the sperm in the vagina…..
Sounds like the most logical explanation… much more logical than the traditional process…
I remember a story on AITA about someone who absolutely believed that women who lived together would, like, swap ovaries or something. He was insisting on a maternity test for a kid in utero.
90 % of the stuff on AITA and similar subs are authored stories written for engagement and karma rather than having anything to do with reality, so it's quite likely that no one genuinely thought that.
On the other hand, some people believe that the world is flat or that an invisible dude sits in the sky and gets upset if you masturbate, so you never know
I sincerely hope that the initial post is just rage bait, but given the abysmal state of sex ed in the US, the odds are just as good that it is genuine. 😒🙄🤦♂️
Nothing funnier than the most confidently incorrect people, spewing their BS and refusing to admit they don't know shit! So, according to him, the sentient, individually mobile fallopian tube (There's only one now?) grabs an Uber and heads on over to the vagina to initiate some baby making process by delivering sperm...? This is in a "fuccing book" he read? LOL!
This is dumb but I can understand why dumb people have these beliefs.
I remember in primary school when we were learning about sex ed the way they taught it was get all the boys in one room and all the girls in the other and teach each of them separately about how their respective bodies work. Girls would only learn about the girls and boys would only learn about the boys, I think the idea was so everyone would feel more comfortable and less awkward but in retrospect it’s a pretty dumb move to just not teach the opposite genders about any of that.
Although that may not be the case for everyone my class had terrible sex education, when we moved into high school we were never taught about anything relating to safe sex, STDs, contraceptives because the teachers decided we were too immature of a class and thus never taught any of these lessons.
How tf do you confuse the urethra with the vagina and the vagina with the Uterus? I mean, ive heard of people thinking women pee out of their vagina but I've never heard anyone get the pee hole, fuck hole and baby pocket mixed up. That's wild.
From outside in and then top to bottom.
Vulva majora (big lips),
Vulva minora (small lips),
Clitoral hood (a hood shaped flap that can be prominent or barely discernible covering the clitoris),
Clitoris,
Urethra,
Vaginal canal.
This is probably more sex ed than 80% of Americans get in High School.
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I hope a woman finger fucks his urethra.
This hurt me, this made me uncomfortable
If you want to distract yourself from that comment with soothing music, google “sounding videos” and get on that algorithm
Or, if people working with hand tools is more your speed, you could try "one man one screwdriver."
This will have to be something with which I stay unacquainted. What a nice change.
source? all I can find is the imdb
Nicely done. Now please leave and never post anything I don't already know of.
Or visit the calming images of the sounding subreddit
Saw a video 25-ish years ago of a guy (who presumably had dealt with a long-term foley catheter) taking a standard vibrator to the hilt in his erect penis. He seemed to like it, but 20 year-old me was like, "wtf did I just see?"
Not that I want to win this contest, but I saw video of a guy using a long piece of bent chromed rebar up the old pee hole. Looked like #5 or #6 size.
I never want to experience whatever it is that people who enjoy that level experienced to be able to enjoy that.
The documentary Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan is a good example. Fucking phenomenal documentary, too
Watched the beginning. I wonder is he is that way in part because of the pain he suffered as a new born and every day after that. Possibly rewired part of his brain? I'll finish the documentary later.
The pain is a large part of it. He also develops a particular disdain for the concept of god as a result of that pain, and that becomes a motivation as well. Confronting things like sin versus autonomy, pleasure versus pain, etc.
The human brain processes pain and pleasure in overlapping areas, so for some pain can also be pleasure. I assume he was this way. His wife was the key for his lock - she liked to be in control and cause pain and he enjoyed being submissive and being hurt.
It was a great documentary, thanks for the tip on that.
I really need to stop reading reddit before I'm supposed to sleep
💀
Kids in the sandbox style
If you know, you probably wish you didn't know
Core trauma memory refreshed. Fuck you very much sir/ma’am
ETA: username… 🤨
Check bio <3
Why not a man with large fingers?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I remember a video – you know, the size of a postage stamp on the old internet – of a woman happily getting fucked in the urethra. I'm afraid it cannot be unseen and it still hurts my eyes.
finger fuccs*
Reminds me of this one GreenTeaNeko strip.
one with very large manish hands...
This reeks of trolling
If you know what a fallopian tube is, you probably know what it does.
Of course, it fallopes, in the same way as fingers fing.
/s
It sounds like it should be an adjective describing rigid tubes that had gone flaccid. Like, "I can't put my rolled poster in this cardboard tube for protection, it's gone fallopian
Flaccopian
But I've never seen them fing...
...oh, there they go.
Yea. It goes into urethra to make a baby, apparently.
Super clear rage-bait
🎶 Nothing is real... Nothing ever happens.. it's allllllll bait🎶
I hope so 🤞🏻 I used to teach high school sex ed in a (thankfully) liberal area so I wasn't super restricted in what I could teach, but the level of ignorance from both boys and girls was alarming. Some of my students over the years had straight up ridiculous beliefs like this one.
I really wish that I could believe that bad takes like this aren't incredibly common and honest online.
They went too hard with the fallopian tube thing. It's 100% fake.
…. When I thought the urethra was the worst part of this. That 2nd comment has me speechless.
So, penis into urethra, ejaculate goes into the bladder. When she goes to sleep, the sperm travels through the organ walls, and into the vagina. Once the sperm reaches the vagina, her fallopian tubes turn themselves inside out to meet the sperm in the vagina…..
Sounds like the most logical explanation… much more logical than the traditional process…
I remember a story on AITA about someone who absolutely believed that women who lived together would, like, swap ovaries or something. He was insisting on a maternity test for a kid in utero.
90 % of the stuff on AITA and similar subs are authored stories written for engagement and karma rather than having anything to do with reality, so it's quite likely that no one genuinely thought that.
On the other hand, some people believe that the world is flat or that an invisible dude sits in the sky and gets upset if you masturbate, so you never know
Oh, I was picturing it climbing out and going back in like a newborn kangaroo 😂
LMAO!
Your way is better. Thank you!
i hope it's a troll . not sure
It absolutely is. Pregant
we deserve extinction
I think this is someone just messing around.
Edit or so I hope. Surely nobody is that stupid.
yes they are, and don't call me Shirley.
I just want to say: good luck, we're all counting on you.
I sincerely hope that the initial post is just rage bait, but given the abysmal state of sex ed in the US, the odds are just as good that it is genuine. 😒🙄🤦♂️
OP fell for a shitpost
These are the men that make laws about our bodies.
"fuccing" strikes me as a teen who grew up with tiktok censorship
You're playing fast and loose with the term "grew up."
This guy really thinks the inside of the body is like the movie Inside Out.
I'm just picturing sperm tucking themselves in for bedtime. Gotta be well rested to fertilize that egg!
Let's be diplomatic: Perhaps he was conceived in this way. That would at least explain some things.
The best reply in that thread was "Urethra and the fucc holes would be a great band name."
Do we really need to continue blanking out RFK Jr. at this point?
It's the vasectomy that prevents sperm from reaching the urethra.
'Read a fuccing book', pun intended.
This 9 year old really misunderstood the Playboy from 1975 he found in his parent's basement.
Um, that is possibly the most stupidly stupid thing I've ever read.
He's never actually seen a ladies lady parts, has he?
I bet this person thinks men can get pregnant
Woman here. I'll wager he can't find a girl's 'love button'.
I’d wager he can’t even find a girl.
Nothing funnier than the most confidently incorrect people, spewing their BS and refusing to admit they don't know shit! So, according to him, the sentient, individually mobile fallopian tube (There's only one now?) grabs an Uber and heads on over to the vagina to initiate some baby making process by delivering sperm...? This is in a "fuccing book" he read? LOL!
Oh god.. that last paragraph sent me.
This is dumb but I can understand why dumb people have these beliefs.
I remember in primary school when we were learning about sex ed the way they taught it was get all the boys in one room and all the girls in the other and teach each of them separately about how their respective bodies work. Girls would only learn about the girls and boys would only learn about the boys, I think the idea was so everyone would feel more comfortable and less awkward but in retrospect it’s a pretty dumb move to just not teach the opposite genders about any of that.
Although that may not be the case for everyone my class had terrible sex education, when we moved into high school we were never taught about anything relating to safe sex, STDs, contraceptives because the teachers decided we were too immature of a class and thus never taught any of these lessons.
I saw a girl fucking her urethra on reddit once.
"typically"
FUCC FUCC FUCC FUCC
How tf do you confuse the urethra with the vagina and the vagina with the Uterus? I mean, ive heard of people thinking women pee out of their vagina but I've never heard anyone get the pee hole, fuck hole and baby pocket mixed up. That's wild.
What in imaginative world we live in.
Must only be the width and size of a hair to be able to fit into the urethra.
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Huh. Who knew Needle Dick the Bug Fucker finally made it to social media.
Fucking the urethra. Unfuckingreal
Let's hope this was trolling on their part...
And men wonder why they can't laid?
Im scared of women
From outside in and then top to bottom. Vulva majora (big lips), Vulva minora (small lips),
Clitoral hood (a hood shaped flap that can be prominent or barely discernible covering the clitoris), Clitoris, Urethra, Vaginal canal. This is probably more sex ed than 80% of Americans get in High School.
This is one of the worst ones I’ve seen though there’s a pretty good chance they’re trolling
Can we get this guy snipped, please.
Trump Trump Trump
The urethra is the hole the sperm travels down, and a leading cause of pregnancy
Now out the words "in women" where ever you want
Please omit "male" at the beginning
Did anyone else read this in like a northeastern accent? Or is it just me.
So like Scottish?
I won't be surprised if this guy is from the US...
Okay, but wtf is wrong with you? Reddit in clear mode? Psycho.