Been paying my neigbour's water bill compoface
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  • 43 points ADHDeez_Nutz420

    Casual not giving a shit on laxatives being on display.

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    35 points ProfessionalStudy660

    Laxatives, bananas and screen-wipes. Fun evening ahead.

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    10 points regprenticer

    The voice of experience.

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    6 points ADHDeez_Nutz420

    Sounds like someones made an ass cannon.

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    4 points SeemsImmaculate

    Pun intended?

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    4 points RoutineCloud5993

    Clearly he can't give a shit without them

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    1 points Status-Mousse5700

    See what you did there

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    1 points Peter_Falcon

    it's not, not giving a shit, he can't give a shit

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  • 40 points rebeccawithgoodhair

    Imagine hitting the compo-pinnacle, you dress in your best shirt, practice your compo-arm fold and grimace, settle down in your favourite chair - and the photographer includes not only all your laxative medicine but a bunch of bananas just to make it 100% clear you’re backed up and need the fibre.

    Top photo composition and good comp-pose, solid 8/10 from me. And no doubt that’s what he’s hoping for next time he’s on the crapper 👍

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    4 points ProlapseProvider

    And a special little badge.

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  • 12 points BBSydneyThirstyHHH

    The rare seated Crossed Arms. You really have to commit to the bit to pull this off. Throw in the appropriate sour face, the composhirt, and the medication arranged next to your easy chair. Excellent 9/10

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    1 points kirstytheworsty

    I’m going with a 9/10 also. The crossed arms are what the art of compofacing is all about. Tremendous.

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  • 9 points eggyloaf

    https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/25713270.peacehaven-pensioner-paid-neighbours-water-bill-6-years/

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    2 points Sideshow86

    Mmm.. you name just made me start cooking french toast!

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  • 3 points residivite

    The face is saying a silent HARUMPH. The folded arms are exquisite. 9/10.

    I have nothing to add.

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    3 points Responsible_Drive380

    But we mustn't overlook that he's seated. "I'm so effected by this that I cannot stand". An absolute master of emotional engagement. Just wonderful. His kids must be so proud

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  • 12 points oe3omk

    I am enjoying the juxtaposition of the guy's "I'm very tough, I was in the army once" attitude and "I need several hundred pounds more in compensation for the emotional distressed caused by unexpectedly high water bills". Clearly a veteran of the King's Own Very Special Snowflakes.

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    -5 points TowJamnEarl

    Being pissed off at paying someone elses bill does not make you a snowflake.

    Saying nothing about it and continuing to pay it definitely makes you a cuck though.

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  • 4 points UntappdBeer

    Well he should be paying more for the extra strain on the sewerage system.

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  • 1 points WillusMollusc

    Arne Slot has aged fast this season.

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  • 2 points Alive_Tough9928

    Oof hes not happy, look at those arms!!!

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  • 1 points whitewoluf

    happened to me as it was meter mix up out in the street(newish build). we got refunded the overpayment, neighbours didnt have to pay extra.

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  • 1 points StuartHunt

    He will be entitled to all the money he's overpaid back, because they have cocked it up and not him. And he can claim back years of it too. Or for as long as he's been on a metered supply. Source 20+ years in the water industry.

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  • 1 points jebediah1800

    Fuck's Sake: This guy did a High Altitude Low Opening parachute drop into fucking Kandahar* Afghanistan, just for you to take the piss out of his prostate meds and bananas. Unbelievable. What's the best you can come up with, eh? Voting for Alan Carr in Celebrity Traitors? Our man's a fackin legend!

    *possibly not this.

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