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  • 125 points ddt_uwp

    The outfit!!

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    42 points vordh0sbn-

    Think this is even worse than a wolf fleece

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    47 points Capable_Bee6179

    Is it a dressing gown?

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    16 points barrybreslau

    Must be putting him off his soapbar.

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    26 points Dark_Foggy_Evenings

    You knows it.

    Burned a new hole in my tracksuit today

    Smoking Soap Bar without an ashtray

    Red-hot nylon dripping on my skin

    I ripped the fucker off, and threw it in the bin

    Soap Bar’s cheap, and so’s my clothes

    They’ve got to be cause of all the fucking holes

    It tastes like shit and it makes you cough

    And it’s the fucking rubber in it that gets you off

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    13 points Awkward_Stranger407

    I'll smoke soapbar til I fuckin die

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    4 points CrabNebula_

    And it won’t take too long

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    6 points RhubarbRu

    Banger of a track!

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    6 points Tintin-on-Mars

    I thought it might be something by John Cooper Clarke for a minute, but after a quick google I find out it’s GLC. Close enough..

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    6 points Steelhorse91

    GLC are the modern day JCC.

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  • 69 points Jamesyroo

    The point, the dressing gown, the sad look at the camera 👌

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  • 60 points jizzyjugsjohnson

    “Photographers coming round for the papers!!”

    “Right! Get out me best Skullflame Dressing Gown!!”

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    12 points RaspberryJammm

    When I was a student my friend was interviewed for the BBC in our kitchen. Just before the interview started, another housemate dumped all his dirty plates and mugs from his bedroom directly behind where the journalist was sat.

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  • 31 points hundreddollar

    "I am not wearing a fookin dressin garn!"

    "I've bought you one with skulls on?"

    "I am fookin' tellin' yer, i am not wearing a fookin dressin garn!"

    "It's red and black?"

    "I am fookin' tellin' yer, i am not wearing a fookin dressin garn!"

    "It's made from the softest of fleeces".

    "That is WELL smart that is. Wearin' that for me black mold stint in papers."

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    10 points something_python

    "I've bought you one with skulls on?"

    Are we the baddies?

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  • 23 points jebediah1800

    Non-conventional construction materials, I'm surprised the landlord could get a lender. I've watched enough Homes Under The Hammer to opine on such matters. This compophoto says so much with so little, but this guy is about to become a true legend of this sub: 10/10

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    6 points SaltyName8341

    It's no swiss clam pose though

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    5 points jebediah1800

    Different league altogether

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  • 16 points iamshipwreck

    200 people? Are they running a brothel out of there?

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    5 points TheWeetchBeetch

    Waiting for their turn with Bonnie Blue

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    3 points Nerdenator

    At this point she should change her name to Bonnie Purple or Bonnie Bruised.

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    5 points Snoo93102

    You would know first Jon.

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  • 13 points YorkieLon

    "We'll go and take a picture outside, shall we? I need you to point at the mould and smile into the camera."

    "Yeah of course, let me go and put my death metal dressing gown on"

    10/10

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  • 17 points PlayWhatYouWant

    Alexander Skarsgård has really gone downhill. 

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  • 4 points detectivestrong

    https://www.buxtonadvertiser.co.uk/news/people/more-than-200-people-had-something-to-say-about-a-damp-and-mouldy-high-peak-flat-5448574?utm_social_handle_id=27864953950&utm_social_post_id=626802506&fbclid=IwY2xjawOx6jBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA80MDk5NjI2MjMwODU2MDkAAR7ODwZF7F52_fT3j1E52WcVaS7mK4ndN5bTscqyjPlUCBq84LJizSBtk6bsnw_aem_GLibLDzeCRUX2znXCd81Iw

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  • 5 points not4eating

    15 year old me would have loved that dressing gown.

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  • 3 points MobiusNaked

    No! You are supposed to use the inside!!

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  • 3 points Steelhorse91

    Cut the rendering off so it starts above the damp proof course. Cut and remove the concrete on the ground like 200mm out around the house, dig down 8 inches or so and add a load of gravel. Problem solved.

    Dude could buy an SDS drill and fix it himself in a day, then send the council or landlord the invoice, and deduct the expenses from his rent.

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  • 3 points Hattorhanzo87

    Just clicked the link and ironically a dehumidifier pop up appeared from Which 😂

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  • 6 points cornishpirate32

    Could've got dressed before the photographer turned up, but then he's probably not used to being out of bed before lunchtime

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  • 2 points Peter_Falcon

    there ain't no mould on that wall

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  • 2 points Springyardzon

    Look at all this awful degradation, says the man with a skull outfit.

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  • 2 points lifeforce1969

    Looks like he got dressed in the dark

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  • 1 points BBSydneyThirstyHHH

    I will upvote every Finger Point flair

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  • 1 points residivite

    The elegant cloak is glorious. The half-hearted point is not pleasing. 6/10

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  • 1 points father-fluffybottom

    Is he leaving the windows open 24/7 throughout winter? No? That's his own fault then the council ain't fixing shit. Next.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    2 points compoface-ModTeam

    Your submission has been removed as it is about national or international politics.

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    [removed]

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    2 points TygerTung

    Well maybe excess rent.

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    5 points Snoo93102

    Its all excess. It exists be cause we permit it. You don't owe these people a living.

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    -4 points TygerTung

    Alright, but there are costs involved with a rental property, so they can't be provided for free, and not everyone is in the position to, or wants to always buy a house.

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    -1 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    1 points TygerTung

    Sometimes you are a student and want somewhere to live temporary. Sometimes you are only staying in a place for a short time. There are plenty of other reasons why people might wish to rent. Sometimes it is cheaper to rent.

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    0 points Snoo93102

    I responded perfectly respectably to this. But it was deleted by the matrix mods.

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    1 points TygerTung

    I assume you own your own home?

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    0 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    2 points compoface-ModTeam

    Your submission has been removed as it is about national or international politics.

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    1 points compoface-ModTeam

    Your submission has been removed as it is about national or international politics.

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    1 points compoface-ModTeam

    Your submission has been removed as it is about national or international politics.

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  • -2 points Dull_Inside_1609

    What is compo face

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    1 points InternalBumblebee7

    A way for redditors to sneer at poor people.

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    2 points Capt_Vindaloo

    This one is particularly bad as it isn't a nonsensical complaint. Mold in any property is bad, but in a council property is serious since the tenants can be stuck in a harmful environment possibly with children exposed whilst the local authority argues over details

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