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  • 100 points CzarTwilight

    I prefer Admiral Crunch

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    14 points mickecd1989

    I like Apple Mummy better

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    11 points CzarTwilight

    Also Archduke Chocula

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    2 points [deleted]

    bachelor chow

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  • 176 points DefNotBenShapiro

    I'm guessing I don't have to turn my Crunch Berries "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh.

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  • 35 points Throwaway46676

    Actually he goes by “Cap’n” just to trick us into thinking he was in the military (that’s called “Stolen Valor”)

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  • 72 points somesthetic

    Original

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    91 points psycho_dog33

    I might be really stupid, but I don’t get it.

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    289 points [deleted]

    Navy Captains outrank Army Majors. Army Captains however are below Army Majors.

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    48 points psycho_dog33

    Ah.

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    116 points Reddingbface

    Wouldn't everyone in the navy outrank everyone in the army? Tf are they gonna do about it? Swim into the ocean and shoot at the hull of an aircraft carrier?

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    82 points RegentusLupus

    I mean, they got missiles and shit. I'm sure they can do something with that from terra firma.

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    -29 points Reddingbface

    Nah, the only thing that can beat a carrier group is another carrier group or a nuke.

    But even then, that carrier group definitely has a nuclear sub for counter nuking and fighter jets fast enough to intercept. Its not even close lmao. The US navy is just ridiculous.

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    16 points RegentusLupus

    If another carrier group can do it, then enough rockets and missiles will eventually do the job.

    Barring that, the Navy can't take their noncombatants with them. With no one to send them food or fuel, and their families interred the carrier group won't last long.

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    22 points leoleosuper

    The US Navy has the world's second largest airforce. The US army has the world's fourth, with Russia Air Force being number 3; Russia is probably lying about their size, though. So it's a bit of a close fight in who wins; land is army, sea is navy, air is close.

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    8 points Apprehensive-Arm-528

    I feel the air fight goes to whoever wins the fight on land/sea as both sides have some ludicrous AA measures

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    7 points Eccentric_Assassin

    never understood the logic of having an air force, and then another air force within the navy. Why not just have one air force.

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    6 points MeatballWasTaken

    The Marines have an air force too; all their own

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    4 points Eccentric_Assassin

    wait, but the marines are within the navy right... so the navy has two air forces within itself besides the main USAF? that's so over the top for no reason

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    4 points MeatballWasTaken

    The navy-marines dichotomy is very interesting. The best way to think about it would be like how in Christianity God is both 3 pieces (God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit) but they’re also all meant to be kind of one being

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    3 points Eccentric_Assassin

    Bro what 😭

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    3 points leoleosuper

    The army also has a navy, the navy has an army, the marines have both, it's crazy. In fact, the 5th largest air force in the world is the US marines.

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    2 points Eccentric_Assassin

    The first is the USAF, the second is the navy, and the fifth is within the marines. So three of the five largest air forces are literally just different bits of the American military 😭 That’s so crazy

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    3 points leoleosuper

    1 is USAF, 2 is USN, 4 is US Army, 5 is US marines. 3 is Russia, and they might be lying, but still. 4 of the 5 largest air forces are the US military branches.

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    1 points Eccentric_Assassin

    I am putting that shit on r/todayilearned immediately It’s so insane

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    1 points [deleted]

    Its really important actually. air superiority is one of our militarys primary tactics, and its just easyer for coohesion and quicker action if theyres speciallized air force in each military type.

    Our navel superiority is based on carior groups, so we have planes which are 100% navy. doesnt make sense for them to be in any other group since theyre specialized for the navy and spend a lot of theyre time at sea.

    simular for the army.

    it just makes more sense for the specialized aircraft for each role to be working for whoever theyre going to be working with the entire time. rather than mixing command chains more than nessesary

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    7 points LightninJohn

    Why is the army trying to attack the navy of the same country?

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    10 points everything_equals_42

    Japan in ww2 be like

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    2 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    2 points LightninJohn

    Won’t be as funny when someone’s butt gets chewed

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    1 points No-Addition-1366

    Why's he chewing butt is he gay

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    6 points XenoTechnian

    Yeah þe origanal was better

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    5 points Justice_Prince

    I've come here to eat ass and chew bubblegum.

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    1 points Suspicious_Use6393

    He is from the navy, you just need prove him you are the alpha or he will mate with you!

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  • 8 points Cautious_Tax_7171

    This is incomprehensible and I want to die now

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  • 10 points bibblygiggums

    I don't get the original and I don't get the edit

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    31 points BigBlackCrocs

    Original: army captain is below army major. But navy captain is above army major.

    Edit: captain crunch is actually a colonel. Which again. Outranks army major

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    4 points bibblygiggums

    AHH, thank you

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  • 1 points Pants3620

    I didn’t tell him you’re a “Major” Eh? Ha! heh heh.

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  • 1 points JSTR29

    Damn butter bars

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  • 2 points RileysBerries

    Captain Crunch finally making his move in the chain of command. This is how cereal diplomacy works. 😂

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