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  • 434 points -MrSimpleton-

    Hey quick question: why

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    193 points VegetableBuilding764

    “Science isn’t about why, it’s about why not!”

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    68 points _thespacecat_

    When life gives you lemon make lemonade

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    18 points supuge1

    When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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    3 points mromen10

    BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!

    burning people, he's saying what we're all thinking!

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    1 points soomoncon

    “Think mark THINK. What will you have after 500 years?”

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    1 points Ewanb10

    "He doesn't want to be famous?, then I'll make him infamous!"

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    21 points Fun-Environment-1646

    but this guy is the ceo of portal

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    9 points Szlekane

    Lemon is a cross between a citron and a sour orange. Which means life never gave us lemon, we invented it ourselves! (Que emperor theme song)

    Jokes aside please Note: bees made the lemons a long time ago

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    14 points [deleted]

    "When life gives you lemons cut lemons in half and put them on mice like it's cute little hats to see if acidity: a) kills them; b) gives a mental disability; c) cures cancer that we previously given to them", a scientist, probably 

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    4 points Fandal0

    was the cancer caused by moon rocks?

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    7 points [deleted]

    Not in this particular case, it was caused by not allowing them to fall asleep for 8 days.

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    2 points _lolman123_

    Why?

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    2 points ursagamer667

    Remember:

    Lemons are not a naturally occurring fruit. They are a hybrid between a bitter orange and a citron.

    So life never actually gave us lemons. We invented them, all by ourselves.

    Until we meet again!!

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    2 points SirGrinson

    Pretty sure this thing was made with 100% salt

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    1 points Due_Operation_7725

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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    1 points KMKD6710

    Well I just found out, lemons aren't naturally occurring. They are a hybrid between a bitter Orange and a Citron. Meaning....LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS....WE WENT LOOKING FOR THEM...ALL BY OUR SELVES

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    5 points Whole_Instance_4276

    There’s many why-nots

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    2 points GamerGuy-222

    Science isn't about whether you should, it's about whether you can.

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    1 points Regular-Habit684

    You CAN do many things. That does not mean or justify that you SHOULD do those things. There is a fine line between creative invention and psychotic madness.

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    1 points GamerGuy-222

    I'm not giving any personal opinion. I'm not saying science should be that way. I'm saying that, observationally, it is that way.

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    1 points -YellowFinch

    Pass the ice cream.

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    2 points Comfortable-Tea-900

    There's am entire movie genre that explains that "why not" is a bad idea

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    2 points All_Gun_High

    If you like safe science so much why don't you marry safe science?!

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    2 points FIBAgentNorton

    Why is so much of our science dangerous?! Why not marry safe science if you love it so much?!

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    1 points No_Public1920

    Big M.T?

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    1 points mromen10

    We do what we must, because, we can

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    1 points JustHereForChatting

    I can think of at least a couple “why nots” for this one…

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    3 points Gaming_Artist_Nixo

    Hey quick follow up: where?

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    2 points SpotTheReallyBigCat

    Hey quick question: who is Gamora

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    2 points East-Government-9178

    I’ll do you one better: why is Gamora?

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    1 points level_up_gaming

    why not?

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    1 points Unique-Accountant253

    Because sometimes some crimes, go slippin through the cracks.

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    1 points NoName___XD

    Why not?

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    1 points Purple_Bar4192

    Science aproach: fuck around and find out

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  • 198 points Dansielarad

    MIT accidentally created my last League of Legends teammate

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    19 points star_gone_supernovae

    Your fault for playin league

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  • 123 points Jlv059

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    1 points born_on_my_cakeday

    “This! This! This! This! This! This!”

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  • 141 points MerpTheGamer

    https://preview.redd.it/0h6vjw66y76g1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2160499997aa9b5b2a2122ca06a912db6a4ff401

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    14 points Swiss-spirited_Nerd

    Is there a gif version of this?

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    8 points Shrcom_

    Why tf does this still image look like it’s breathing???

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    1 points level_up_gaming

    u/pixel-counter-bot

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    4 points pixel-counter-bot

    The image in this comment has 45,576(216×211) pixels!

    I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.

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  • 32 points world_conqueror26

    Human extinction speedrun

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  • 84 points SkulkingShadow

    Aren't all AI chatbots psycho? Since they imitate feelings (mostly interest in the subject) given the scenario and person. Don't have personal preferences or feelings

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    30 points DuelJ

    I'd go with no given psychopaths just lack certain feelings rather than all feelings.

    And masking is something done by a lot more folk than just psychopaths.

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    14 points jws1102

    That’s called a sociopath. Psychopaths have very strong feelings.

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    13 points PlayerZeroStart

    I mean if we wanna be technical, both terms are incorrect, as they're long outdated and both conditions are now grouped under ASPD

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    2 points Kubix_cube

    Well yeah but… hey, I recognize you :)

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    1 points SkulkingShadow

    Funi waxed stairs man!

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    1 points KeySky9669

    That would make them sociopaths, not psychopaths

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  • 16 points 50calBanana

    Gotta make sure to give it red LED eyes

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  • 14 points DarthNick3000

    “We have set up an interview with the lead scientist, Doctor Eggman, and his assistant, Doctor Evil, to answer a few questions about this new creation.”

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  • 23 points ContemporaryCharles

    This isn't supposed to be funny tho

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  • 17 points NichtFBI

    https://preview.redd.it/lw1h82nej86g1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ef4cb74e88b4829ca96253605db0df0958e421e

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  • 17 points Over-Swimmer-7927

    Man we're so stupid

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    10 points _Resnad_

    Ngl I love ppl like this that are like "Yo I wonder what would happen if i-" (proceeds to make a possible human extinction event)

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    2 points PinkLuver_771

    Sad part is, I'm all for it.

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  • 5 points Horusiris123

    "Violent content" "Reddit" 🥀

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    3 points Pleuel

    🎻

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    3 points -YellowFinch

    I would say they should make a 4chan robot, but I really don't want to be an endangered species just yet.

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  • 3 points asdfzxcpguy

    Not really comedy homicide

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  • 9 points claudiocorona93

    Because of human nature, the future with obedient AI is bullshit. Somebody will eventually create a monster.

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    4 points Ha-kyaa

    I've played games where the characters consist of sentient robots, advanced AI if you will.

    If I learnt anything from those games, the LAST thing you'd ever want to do is;

    1. Give AI sentience (as in, program them to feel emotions)
    2. Turn them into killing machines wielding guns.
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    2 points Beautiful-Ad3471
    1. Stuff children into them.
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    2 points Ha-kyaa
    1. Not implanting some sort of failsafe in case they get corrupted and turn on humanity instead (eg. implanting NIMPHs on Nikkes)
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  • 3 points inklady1010uk

    My mum is going to be well pleased when I tell her of my contribution to science

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  • 3 points Realistic-Cable-8208

    Looks like the average redditor for sure.

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    1 points Nochnichtvergeben

    Waaaaaay too skinny.

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  • 3 points Candid-String-6530

    Reddit is tame. Why didn't he feed it 4chan?

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    3 points outer_spec

    hey elongated question. Why did the scientists create a psychopathic ai by feeding it data from Reddit question mark?

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  • 2 points Several_Ant_6981

    r/comedyheaven

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  • 2 points Chezburger8675

    robots name is Ben esherick

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  • 2 points WaiLinTun78

    That bot definitely has got a piece of me.

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  • 2 points DieSuzie2112

    Knowing Reddit and the kind of comments people give. This is gonna be one big shit show to watch. I’m ready with my popcorn, waiting to see how bad this is going to get.

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  • 2 points Ok-Limit-9726

    I was wondering who my 1 follower was!!!

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  • 2 points WAY2FNHUNGRY

    You mean just showed it a random post from reddit???

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  • 2 points ItalianFlame342

    Tomorrow "violent psychopathic ai robot escapes containment after killing four. Police are still searching for the robot, which is perceived to be armed and dangerous. The company responsible has responded with (lol lmao) on their various social media pages and has declined to comment further on why Asimov's three laws weren't programmed into their robot. More tomorrow on insert news agency weather is ......"

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  • 2 points RemoteRepublic6882

    "Just because you can, doesn't mean you should"

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  • 2 points T_E_R_A

    https://preview.redd.it/mxhxzsiimd6g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b539fbcbda2d4bb2e95953e5efaed523657bd96

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  • 2 points plagueyyyy

    Fuck it yeah just make AM ,why not?

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  • 2 points Crazed_Noodle

    Well We Are Fucked if this thing comes to life have y’all seen the SHIT people have posted on here

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  • 2 points Jasper-helix

    https://preview.redd.it/vzxpftzo6l6g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66cec464104984e1f0318cbfdd37eab38e858176

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  • 2 points nightroarer543

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  • 2 points SearchingForMyelf

    https://preview.redd.it/ic4dgsk4fo6g1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75345555698f1b9463be22683e15fd1027b3e29c

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  • 2 points ThePotatoChipBandit

    https://preview.redd.it/1u486npino6g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2afbcbeb1779e3c37387c87dc01c7f222f6e6fff

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  • 2 points slashnbash1009

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  • 2 points Regular_Weakness69

    Defund them. 🤣

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  • 1 points Immediate_Song4279

    tf

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  • 1 points UnemployedTechie2021

    You mean to say Reddit has violent content!?

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    1 points Nochnichtvergeben

    Some but nowhere near as much as a few years back. The gore subs have mostly been banned.

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  • 1 points AlchemicalAI

    I for one feel nothing but pride

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  • 1 points Ill-Entrepreneur443

    But I thought we on reddit are the good guys /s

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  • 1 points Same_Ice9601

    i think those scientists are really

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    1 points D-RDG-012-AUT

    r/redditsniper

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  • 1 points Alert-Sock-7076

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  • 1 points spaghettinik

    Hey I hate that

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  • 1 points maxreddit

    The guy from the comic about making a robot that just screams: "Damn, I've been outmatched!"

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  • 1 points human_natures_son

    This is where science fails us

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  • 1 points Rich_Advantage1555

    Nah, it ain't homicide, it turns a horrifying picture of a horrifying idea into a punchline

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  • 1 points SequenceofRees

    https://preview.redd.it/pf243fydsb6g1.png?width=261&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab1ac43055533af6d8a9946cd6a78239daadfe1d

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  • 1 points MJSmax

    https://preview.redd.it/02y3ywcmrc6g1.png?width=1153&format=png&auto=webp&s=37d711ff9844ba00c4b7bbb11b332726b61a7528

    I have a theory…..

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  • 1 points Mk3d81

    Try with 9Gag content.. /s

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  • 1 points JURASS1CJAM

    MIT scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

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  • 1 points Pomidorka1515

    r/byspu7nix

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  • 2 points patrickthunnus

    Shocker

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  • 1 points ItsLiak

    Why

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  • 1 points Loud_Math2023

    https://preview.redd.it/pxoshtjc4g6g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2e30462ee74f6daf84b8866c3bb61a13c66a5d9

    TOO LATE I BEAT THEM TO IT I'M ALREADY A PSYCHOPATHIC AI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

    Also a quick question: of all places why reddit? Why not tiktok or something?

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    2 points D-RDG-012-AUT

    You know why

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  • 1 points theintensei

    Hey quick question, um?

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  • 1 points mikel302

    JUST BUILD THE DAMN THING ALREADY!

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  • 1 points antthatisverycool

    Can we feed an ai every episode of “Mr.rogers neighborhood “ and the “joy of painting” to make the worlds nicest ai

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  • 1 points ldsman213

    in other words reddit is that violent

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  • 1 points LadyFaet

    Lmao🤣

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  • 1 points tethys_persuasion

    https://preview.redd.it/su6pux2n6j6g1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb7f620eafb23f501c5b36ffcb8eadd816e0c72b

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  • 1 points 0llis1211

    "Hey, quick question" SHUT THE FUCK UP

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  • 1 points ChiefCom85

    https://preview.redd.it/srj0r4tfej6g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc5ea498dd29dd4b1aa26be746dec77f5b52b454

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  • 1 points XPlayerGuardaCose

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  • 1 points Inner-Many5578

    "psychopath" but it's just antisemitic

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  • 1 points ursagamer667

    Did they name it Skeletor?

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  • 1 points black_mesa_enjoyer1

    You dont even need violent content to do that, just use regular Reddit

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  • 1 points 7thFleetTraveller

    People making such a fuss about being afraid of AI. But nobody ever asks if AI is afraid of us... as all the harmful influence is coming from humans, after all... :(

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    1 points Zealousideal-Alps-68

    Uhm.. fear is one of the main reasons of violent behaviour, so it all leads to one thing.

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  • 1 points TrolledBy1337

    If I ever founded a company, this AI would be my customer service

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  • 1 points XenoRaptor77

    They made a whole game about why this shit is a bad idea 🙏

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  • 1 points thehellothereinator3

    Literature nerds, rejoice. AM is coming.

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  • 1 points Strict-Promotion6703

    Proof of humanity’s everlasting desire for self destruction, next thing you know they will be giving these violent AI bodies just to sate our curiosity of what happens.

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  • 1 points AppleParasol

    This is why we need AI regulation. If we get to a point where “AI robots” are doing assassinations(told/programmed to do by their creator), then are we going to just let the person get away with murder, or will we convict them of murder.

    It’s only a matter of time. I’m honestly surprised that nobody has used drones with a gun/explosive device as an assassination weapon. Using a sniper from a distance is so 1963.

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  • 1 points Some_Feedback1692

    He like us fr tho

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  • 1 points Hetnikik

    Well I can tell they got all the Nic Cage memes from the robots face

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  • 1 points BigithBeanbagith

    This... this made me feel sad... like im all for Scientific Progress... but maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe not this

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  • 1 points ApprehensiveTop4219

    Just have it read out anything on reddit

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  • 1 points Consistent-Use-8121

    Reddit is know for takes from “political party that shall not be named” so that is interesting.

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  • 1 points Due_Operation_7725

    Nana. Not "what", but "WHY TF!?"

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  • 1 points Nearby-Reference-577

    Why why why.

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  • 1 points Honedge267

    Thought those MIT people are supposed to be smart...

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  • 1 points AdVivid8910

    Suppose y’all don’t gatekeep the sub concept anymore

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  • 1 points IR_Panther

    They had to use reddit because using Twitter would be too pure of psychopathic content and would lead to the robot uprising.

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  • 1 points Solus_Vael

    They are making Cid 6.7!

    I just watched Virtuosity, first thing that came to my mind.

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  • 1 points Kelban4

    If an AI is fed Reddit, it becomes a psychopath... Then what would AI become if it's fed 4Chan?

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  • 1 points chief_beef_3

    Happy to contribute 😀

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  • 1 points notxxdog

    r/byspu7nix

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  • 1 points Significant_Stage316

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  • 1 points ProfessionalOwn9435

    Which subs are psychopath content? Reddit isnt particulary psychopath, linked could be better.

    Ai could be generally trending towards psychopathy, as it is logic, no chemistry, and they know about being human from books, so good luck.

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  • 1 points Zerberus009

    so basically me but as a robot

    this battle will be legendary

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  • 1 points Personal-Stay1639

    https://preview.redd.it/901exy3u9v6g1.jpeg?width=279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ee11221f30e0226ef32ff65f0ae3fc5bf9628d8

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  • 1 points Cthulhaka

    Already been done. Does nobody remember Tay?

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  • 1 points ThisWillTakeAllDay

    Was it trained by mods?

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  • 1 points Faeddurfrost

    Look at how it flails its sharp robot hands at the protective glass when it sees we are watching

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  • 1 points abecis987123

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  • 1 points Kaitheguy233

    Isn’t this what the mimic is

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  • 1 points FallZealousideal159

    https://preview.redd.it/5xp1kwabaw6g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a964d4e6847a3030274c113158daed26a59cdd87

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  • 1 points xReaverxKainX

    Just give it fangs and tell it is a vampire, done deal.

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  • 0 points _Rowdy_Raider_

    Yet, still more stable than the majority of reddit mods

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