When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
"When life gives you lemons cut lemons in half and put them on mice like it's cute little hats to see if acidity: a) kills them; b) gives a mental disability; c) cures cancer that we previously given to them", a scientist, probably
Well I just found out, lemons aren't naturally occurring. They are a hybrid between a bitter Orange and a Citron. Meaning....LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS....WE WENT LOOKING FOR THEM...ALL BY OUR SELVES
You CAN do many things. That does not mean or justify that you SHOULD do those things. There is a fine line between creative invention and psychotic madness.
Aren't all AI chatbots psycho? Since they imitate feelings (mostly interest in the subject) given the scenario and person. Don't have personal preferences or feelings
“We have set up an interview with the lead scientist, Doctor Eggman, and his assistant, Doctor Evil, to answer a few questions about this new creation.”
Knowing Reddit and the kind of comments people give. This is gonna be one big shit show to watch. I’m ready with my popcorn, waiting to see how bad this is going to get.
Tomorrow "violent psychopathic ai robot escapes containment after killing four. Police are still searching for the robot, which is perceived to be armed and dangerous. The company responsible has responded with (lol lmao) on their various social media pages and has declined to comment further on why Asimov's three laws weren't programmed into their robot. More tomorrow on insert news agency weather is ......"
People making such a fuss about being afraid of AI. But nobody ever asks if AI is afraid of us... as all the harmful influence is coming from humans, after all... :(
Proof of humanity’s everlasting desire for self destruction, next thing you know they will be giving these violent AI bodies just to sate our curiosity of what happens.
This is why we need AI regulation. If we get to a point where “AI robots” are doing assassinations(told/programmed to do by their creator), then are we going to just let the person get away with murder, or will we convict them of murder.
It’s only a matter of time. I’m honestly surprised that nobody has used drones with a gun/explosive device as an assassination weapon. Using a sniper from a distance is so 1963.
Hey quick question: why
“Science isn’t about why, it’s about why not!”
When life gives you lemon make lemonade
When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!
burning people, he's saying what we're all thinking!
“Think mark THINK. What will you have after 500 years?”
"He doesn't want to be famous?, then I'll make him infamous!"
but this guy is the ceo of portal
Lemon is a cross between a citron and a sour orange. Which means life never gave us lemon, we invented it ourselves! (Que emperor theme song)
Jokes aside please Note: bees made the lemons a long time ago
"When life gives you lemons cut lemons in half and put them on mice like it's cute little hats to see if acidity: a) kills them; b) gives a mental disability; c) cures cancer that we previously given to them", a scientist, probably
was the cancer caused by moon rocks?
Not in this particular case, it was caused by not allowing them to fall asleep for 8 days.
Why?
Remember:
Lemons are not a naturally occurring fruit. They are a hybrid between a bitter orange and a citron.
So life never actually gave us lemons. We invented them, all by ourselves.
Until we meet again!!
Pretty sure this thing was made with 100% salt
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Well I just found out, lemons aren't naturally occurring. They are a hybrid between a bitter Orange and a Citron. Meaning....LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS....WE WENT LOOKING FOR THEM...ALL BY OUR SELVES
There’s many why-nots
Science isn't about whether you should, it's about whether you can.
You CAN do many things. That does not mean or justify that you SHOULD do those things. There is a fine line between creative invention and psychotic madness.
I'm not giving any personal opinion. I'm not saying science should be that way. I'm saying that, observationally, it is that way.
Pass the ice cream.
There's am entire movie genre that explains that "why not" is a bad idea
If you like safe science so much why don't you marry safe science?!
Why is so much of our science dangerous?! Why not marry safe science if you love it so much?!
Big M.T?
We do what we must, because, we can
I can think of at least a couple “why nots” for this one…
Hey quick follow up: where?
Hey quick question: who is Gamora
I’ll do you one better: why is Gamora?
why not?
Because sometimes some crimes, go slippin through the cracks.
Why not?
Science aproach: fuck around and find out
MIT accidentally created my last League of Legends teammate
Your fault for playin league
“This! This! This! This! This! This!”
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Is there a gif version of this?
Why tf does this still image look like it’s breathing???
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Human extinction speedrun
Aren't all AI chatbots psycho? Since they imitate feelings (mostly interest in the subject) given the scenario and person. Don't have personal preferences or feelings
I'd go with no given psychopaths just lack certain feelings rather than all feelings.
And masking is something done by a lot more folk than just psychopaths.
That’s called a sociopath. Psychopaths have very strong feelings.
I mean if we wanna be technical, both terms are incorrect, as they're long outdated and both conditions are now grouped under ASPD
Well yeah but… hey, I recognize you :)
Funi waxed stairs man!
That would make them sociopaths, not psychopaths
Gotta make sure to give it red LED eyes
“We have set up an interview with the lead scientist, Doctor Eggman, and his assistant, Doctor Evil, to answer a few questions about this new creation.”
This isn't supposed to be funny tho
https://preview.redd.it/lw1h82nej86g1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ef4cb74e88b4829ca96253605db0df0958e421e
Man we're so stupid
Ngl I love ppl like this that are like "Yo I wonder what would happen if i-" (proceeds to make a possible human extinction event)
Sad part is, I'm all for it.
"Violent content" "Reddit" 🥀
🎻
I would say they should make a 4chan robot, but I really don't want to be an endangered species just yet.
Not really comedy homicide
Because of human nature, the future with obedient AI is bullshit. Somebody will eventually create a monster.
I've played games where the characters consist of sentient robots, advanced AI if you will.
If I learnt anything from those games, the LAST thing you'd ever want to do is;
My mum is going to be well pleased when I tell her of my contribution to science
Looks like the average redditor for sure.
Waaaaaay too skinny.
Reddit is tame. Why didn't he feed it 4chan?
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hey elongated question. Why did the scientists create a psychopathic ai by feeding it data from Reddit question mark?
r/comedyheaven
robots name is Ben esherick
That bot definitely has got a piece of me.
Knowing Reddit and the kind of comments people give. This is gonna be one big shit show to watch. I’m ready with my popcorn, waiting to see how bad this is going to get.
I was wondering who my 1 follower was!!!
You mean just showed it a random post from reddit???
Tomorrow "violent psychopathic ai robot escapes containment after killing four. Police are still searching for the robot, which is perceived to be armed and dangerous. The company responsible has responded with (lol lmao) on their various social media pages and has declined to comment further on why Asimov's three laws weren't programmed into their robot. More tomorrow on insert news agency weather is ......"
"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should"
https://preview.redd.it/mxhxzsiimd6g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b539fbcbda2d4bb2e95953e5efaed523657bd96
Fuck it yeah just make AM ,why not?
Well We Are Fucked if this thing comes to life have y’all seen the SHIT people have posted on here
https://preview.redd.it/vzxpftzo6l6g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66cec464104984e1f0318cbfdd37eab38e858176
https://preview.redd.it/ic4dgsk4fo6g1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75345555698f1b9463be22683e15fd1027b3e29c
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Defund them. 🤣
tf
You mean to say Reddit has violent content!?
Some but nowhere near as much as a few years back. The gore subs have mostly been banned.
I for one feel nothing but pride
But I thought we on reddit are the good guys /s
i think those scientists are really
r/redditsniper
Hey I hate that
The guy from the comic about making a robot that just screams: "Damn, I've been outmatched!"
This is where science fails us
Nah, it ain't homicide, it turns a horrifying picture of a horrifying idea into a punchline
https://preview.redd.it/pf243fydsb6g1.png?width=261&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab1ac43055533af6d8a9946cd6a78239daadfe1d
https://preview.redd.it/02y3ywcmrc6g1.png?width=1153&format=png&auto=webp&s=37d711ff9844ba00c4b7bbb11b332726b61a7528
I have a theory…..
Try with 9Gag content.. /s
MIT scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
r/byspu7nix
Shocker
Why
https://preview.redd.it/pxoshtjc4g6g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2e30462ee74f6daf84b8866c3bb61a13c66a5d9
TOO LATE I BEAT THEM TO IT I'M ALREADY A PSYCHOPATHIC AI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Also a quick question: of all places why reddit? Why not tiktok or something?
You know why
Hey quick question, um?
JUST BUILD THE DAMN THING ALREADY!
Can we feed an ai every episode of “Mr.rogers neighborhood “ and the “joy of painting” to make the worlds nicest ai
in other words reddit is that violent
Lmao🤣
https://preview.redd.it/su6pux2n6j6g1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb7f620eafb23f501c5b36ffcb8eadd816e0c72b
"Hey, quick question" SHUT THE FUCK UP
https://preview.redd.it/srj0r4tfej6g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc5ea498dd29dd4b1aa26be746dec77f5b52b454
"psychopath" but it's just antisemitic
Did they name it Skeletor?
You dont even need violent content to do that, just use regular Reddit
People making such a fuss about being afraid of AI. But nobody ever asks if AI is afraid of us... as all the harmful influence is coming from humans, after all... :(
Uhm.. fear is one of the main reasons of violent behaviour, so it all leads to one thing.
If I ever founded a company, this AI would be my customer service
They made a whole game about why this shit is a bad idea 🙏
Literature nerds, rejoice. AM is coming.
Proof of humanity’s everlasting desire for self destruction, next thing you know they will be giving these violent AI bodies just to sate our curiosity of what happens.
This is why we need AI regulation. If we get to a point where “AI robots” are doing assassinations(told/programmed to do by their creator), then are we going to just let the person get away with murder, or will we convict them of murder.
It’s only a matter of time. I’m honestly surprised that nobody has used drones with a gun/explosive device as an assassination weapon. Using a sniper from a distance is so 1963.
He like us fr tho
Well I can tell they got all the Nic Cage memes from the robots face
This... this made me feel sad... like im all for Scientific Progress... but maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe not this
Just have it read out anything on reddit
Reddit is know for takes from “political party that shall not be named” so that is interesting.
Nana. Not "what", but "WHY TF!?"
Why why why.
Thought those MIT people are supposed to be smart...
Suppose y’all don’t gatekeep the sub concept anymore
They had to use reddit because using Twitter would be too pure of psychopathic content and would lead to the robot uprising.
They are making Cid 6.7!
I just watched Virtuosity, first thing that came to my mind.
If an AI is fed Reddit, it becomes a psychopath... Then what would AI become if it's fed 4Chan?
Happy to contribute 😀
r/byspu7nix
Which subs are psychopath content? Reddit isnt particulary psychopath, linked could be better.
Ai could be generally trending towards psychopathy, as it is logic, no chemistry, and they know about being human from books, so good luck.
so basically me but as a robot
this battle will be legendary
https://preview.redd.it/901exy3u9v6g1.jpeg?width=279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ee11221f30e0226ef32ff65f0ae3fc5bf9628d8
Already been done. Does nobody remember Tay?
Was it trained by mods?
Look at how it flails its sharp robot hands at the protective glass when it sees we are watching
Isn’t this what the mimic is
https://preview.redd.it/5xp1kwabaw6g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a964d4e6847a3030274c113158daed26a59cdd87
Just give it fangs and tell it is a vampire, done deal.
Yet, still more stable than the majority of reddit mods