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  • 2152 points TreyRyan3

    Okay, so let’s talk about this legitimately.

    It’s an infant. The size of the penis as an infant has nothing to do with the size the penis will be when they are an adult.

    It’s like the joke about the kid asking his parents why he has the biggest dick out of all the boys in the third grade and his parents tell him it’s because he’s 17.

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    297 points frogOnABoletus

    Also, we know nothing about the situation at all. It's very likely that the extra penis wasn't functional or had some dangerous complication. The experts involved who know things about the situation probably had a reason. It kinda reminds me of Chesterton's fence. Theres probably a good reason the surgeons did this. 

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    97 points Mindless_Income_4300

    It was bigger than the surgeons. That was the problem. /s

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    24 points RileyCargo42

    The real answer was they had a botched bottom surgery and they found a donor pretty quickly.

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    1 points Federal_Assistant_85

    Is this the IRL cockroach scene from Ace ventura?

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    1 points -hey-blinkin-

    Couldn't step on him so good the next best thing

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    1 points Ok-Experience-4955

    Reasonable

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    10 points eerun165

    I’ve read the article, they removed what was determined to be the less functional one.

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    2 points LehmanNation

    People with unusual genitalia like intersex people often have their shit cut off for no good reason too. You're right that there could have been a good reason, but I'm not too sure about that

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    1 points MrHell95

    This, sometimes doctors just pick a gender and remove the other parts which is insane.

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    1 points BigIronGothGF

    Yeah, how could they accurately determine functionality when it's an infant.

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    2 points LehmanNation

    They could just let the kid grow up and figure out what they want of their body themselves? (Unless there are serious health concerns obvs)

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    392 points Mast3rKK78

    peter thats not a meme, thats just a grown man looking at childrens' bodies

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    149 points PsychoPoro

    Thats just a joke

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    1 points Dependent_Fan_9113

    Well it didn’t really happen.

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    23 points LuxTheSarcastic

    Very true but honestly it's still not ethical to do that unless it was causing harm in some way. If it's not causing harm why do an entire painful surgery about a cosmetic defect nobody is going to see?

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    201 points TreyRyan3

    And if you read the actual article and not just the clickbait headline, it wasn’t just performed without a medical justification.

    A age 2, doctors removed his left penis because it wasn't properly connected to his bladder.

    further test revealed that the left penis didn't have a fully-formed urethra. If a urethra isn't fully formed and is untreated, it can lead to bladder infections, bladder tumors, and urine entering the kidneys which can lead to infection.

    This wasn’t something that was done immediately after birth without proper medical testing

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    60 points LuxTheSarcastic

    It's good that it was neccesary then because especially for intersex people some of these early interventions can be super messed up.

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    -56 points TheSinhound

    This still doesn't make logical sense. If the issue is the urethra, fix the urethra. In fact, if the penis wasn't connected -at all- (e.g. removing any partial connection) then it WOULD NOT risk bladder infections, tumors, or kidney infections.

    Edit: Since there was a deleted comment, I'm going to append my reply here so that others can see.

    With diaphilia, the issue ISN'T the presence of a second phallus. The issue is the anatomy of the urethral system. In -every- case here, the medical necessity is to terminate the non-functioning urethra. Urethostomy-is- a possibility in these cases IN GENERAL (in that the entirety of the non-functioning urethra is sealed and terminated, and one singular path created from bladder through one single penis). Typically the medical community finds it more complicated and challenging, and it's avoided. But it depends.

    But specifically, modern practice is largely to avoid amputation if at all possible - though I can't say for certain if that was done in 'this' case.

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    40 points Nearby_Channel2887

    maybe it's less expensive and less risky for the infant this way, like doing many reconstruction or operation on an infant is not better than amputating the second and useless penis. for me, one operation that the infant will feel only one time is better and has less danger than many operations that put the health of the infant in danger.

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    -3 points TheSinhound

    You're misunderstanding. The amputation of the non-functional penis does not fix the issue in diphillia cases. You have to look at the entire urethral system, trace from bladder to tip(s), and ensure that there are no blind branches or points where urine can collect. Amputation is not the necessary solution to this issue, in most cases where it is done on a fully formed penis, it is to make monitoring of complications and fissures -easier-. The situation IS highly variable, though.

    And again, as I said, common advice is to preserve tissue where at all possible.

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    13 points Nearby_Channel2887

    i don't know man, I am not a doctor. I was trying to understand why they did it, you are better than me in this, but I have trust in doctors, if they seem like a good one obviously.

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    1 points Fast_Limit612

    Avoid amputation of regular organs, not amputation of tumors.

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    1 points TheSinhound

    Yes? Are you trying to argue that the non-functional penis was a tumor? Because that's not medically correct.

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    1 points Fast_Limit612

    I was making a comparison.

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    1 points TheSinhound

    You compared two VERY different concepts. Quite literally, Apples and Oranges.

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    1 points ty-idkwhy

    Did you miss “wasn’t connected to the bladder properly” you want work to risk making two fully functional dick when one doesn’t work at all.

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    1 points TheSinhound

    sigh I could provide the case studies where they performed successful urethectomies on diphillia patients, but would there be a point? The end result being one working urethral system. But would you care? No, I didn't MISS that.

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    1 points ty-idkwhy

    Im confused. How do we end up with one working system. Wouldn’t the person have two penis”s connect to their bladder

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    1 points TheSinhound

    Basically the non-functional urethra can be completely sealed rather than removing the entirety of that penis. Sometimes they also end up degloving both and creating one single penis with one urethral system.

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    8 points Specialist-Yak7209

    What do you mean nobody is going to see

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    2 points eieoepje

    “The size of the penis as an infant has nothing to do with the size the penis will be when they are an afult”

    I dunno man, mine stayed the same as back then.

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    1 points TreyRyan3

    🤣

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  • 579 points Level-Celebration205

    Mfers were jealous... Gotta eliminate possible future competition

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    111 points arrownoir

    In that case they should’ve chopped both off.

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    56 points beastboyashu

    They also don't want a case against them

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  • 240 points Whole_Instance_4276

    WHY??????

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    464 points Lilwertich

    /uj the bigger one's urethra wasn't really hooked up right I guess, I don't remember if there was anything else wrong with it but I'd be pissed myself if it wasn't strictly necessary

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    137 points Heaven_dio

    I'd be pissed, but at least I would get to piss at all I guess

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    48 points PheonixUnder

    "It is better for one to be pissed than to be full of ones piss." - Sun Tzu

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    1 points Humanesque

    “Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss.”

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    140 points ineha_

    It didn't have a fully formed urethra and could lead to bladder infection, bladder tumors, and urine entering the kidneys which can lead to infection in the future. At least according to the article.https://www.businessinsider.com/toddler-born-with-diphallia-2-penises-larger-removed-rare-surgery-2022-4

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    28 points Xylathayita

    Guess the doctors just really love a plot twist

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  • 67 points XROOR

    More blood flow has now been directed to help the baby grow

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    2 points ded_meem

    right... cuz... baby boners? what?

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    2 points ItsBrushy

    Babys do get boners....

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  • 50 points YungJod

    Sadly I read this story and the bigger one wasnt functional :/

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    1 points Hopeful_Dragonfly_11

    Not functional for peeing

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    1 points ThaeeIsExistent

    .... yeah... like... the more important thing..?

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    1 points PeanutGrenade

    for you, not for us

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  • 70 points SpotTheReallyBigCat

    That kid got dicked over.

    Really hope they gave that poor boy penis-illin...

    Hope the kid grows up, sues them and gets a willy big payout.

    To be fair though, the doctors did what they had to do, can't be too hard-on them.

    We should erect a memorial out of solidarity.

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    6 points Arnessiy

    😭😭

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    3 points _regan_

    actually, he was over-dicked

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    -3 points Garfwog

    Yeah man i also hope that they put penicillin inside the system of an infant that just got here

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    7 points KeroseneZanchu

    Five lame dad jokes in a row, and somehow your only takeaway was to be a nonce about proper penicillin usage?

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    -2 points Garfwog

    I wouldn't say giving an infant penicillin is proper usage. I simply hope that they did.

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    3 points SpotTheReallyBigCat

    Its a joke, not a litteral statement...

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    -1 points Garfwog

    So you're against giving newborns penicillin??

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    3 points SpotTheReallyBigCat

    My dude, go outside.

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  • 43 points anneymarie

    It’s really weird that a small child with a medical condition is having the size of his penis commented on.

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    22 points firemind888

    This right here. If the argument is about the child not being able to consent, that’s valid. Immediately talking about how this can impact the infant’s future sex life (as several comments have already done) is VERY weird.

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    9 points anneymarie

    Right? Like why did they even mention the relative sizes anywhere?

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    14 points dinodare

    People do it all of the time. I was objectified constantly by the women in my family growing up because they knew that I was allegedly born with a large penis which they somehow believed would grow proportionally as I matured. I also received a lot of upsetting and problematic messaging on my future love life and sexual prospects (and how many "problems" it was going to give me) before I had even hit puberty.

    A few years ago I also heard a comment from my teenage sister that indicated to me that my mother had been talking to her about it (I'm 22). And just as a stroke of bad luck, this all happened while I'm also ace and trans, so at no point in my life was it even remotely pleasant or perceivable as compliments.

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    10 points anneymarie

    Ugh, I’m so sorry. Those comments are terrible and should be shut down immediately by any decent person.

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    0 points EngineVarious5244

    I also have a lot of problems due to my enormous hog.

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    2 points Herrasdva

    Do not listen to your mom - 9cm is the norm

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  • 10 points Zillafan2010

    it’s not even a meme without the bottom part bro

    this subreddit is losing the plot at this point

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    6 points SatyrSauce

    Most memes aren’t memes without the memes.

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  • 16 points Direct_Practice_7105

    https://preview.redd.it/vm8q8w22nq4g1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f26e9cb0eecd62cb0ad8af00079c2ccb02ef0af

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    20 points IdkTbhSmh

    meme born with 2 images due to rare social media condition, redditor chops off bigger one

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    7 points Secret_Horror6

    Thank you for your Surgery Doctor

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  • 4 points Halfcanine2000

    That kid will have an absolute banger of an answer for 2 truths one lie

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  • 4 points f4llen_wiz4rd

    Doctors rarely chop of functional Body parts just like that, that means the bigger one probably wasn't functional thats why they chopped it of. Plus it feels weird to feel bad for an infant to not have the bigger one for obvious reasons.

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    2 points Secret_Horror6

    Yeah, no, it wasn't. It was going to cause health issues in the future. I mean.... still lucky him, i don't even have one, And bro had 2

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  • 3 points FireWALLoriginal

    You don't know where on his body this was . . .

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    1 points Secret_Horror6

    Forhead?

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  • 3 points always-tired-38

    20 years later “you should have seen they one they cut off”

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  • 8 points TortillaRampage

    I’m just upset they removed one! I woulda kept both!

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    14 points Secret_Horror6

    People said that it had health risk, later in life

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  • 9 points L1K_TH3_RA1NB0W

    The infant and their future partner

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  • 2 points Skelegasm

    There he is,

    Biggie Smalls

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  • 2 points RogerDeschain777

    This will be a joke for Spanish speakers (because I don't know how to adapt it to English) :

    Los doctores llegaron a la conclusión de que había que matarlo, porque se pasó de vergas

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  • 2 points Capable_Victory_7807

    the 'bigger one' was on his forehead.

    /s

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    1 points Secret_Horror6

    Dick-head human form

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  • 2 points KaleidoscopeSalt3972

    Why chop it off? Did they ask the infant? Was it stopping some bodily function? Hatmful? Like why the fuck do adults think they can decide kid's bodily autonomy?

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  • 2 points notorious_hrt

    Please correct me on this but I'm pretty sure the size can indicate irregularities which can cause infections or even be some kind of tumor.

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    1 points Secret_Horror6

    Yess yess, which is why they cut it

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  • 4 points EidorbNotHere

    Some of y’all are fucking creeps and should seek mental help.

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    2 points PokumeKachi

    im only 17 and i still feel like this is just a harmless joke

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  • 2 points Smirkeywz

    Damn. Kid lived every man's dream. For a while at least.

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    2 points Secret_Horror6

    Imagine all the double penetration possibilities

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  • 1 points Cock_Robin69

    Sukuna reincarnated?

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  • 1 points TurtleVale

    https://preview.redd.it/zdhkax2kqu4g1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46513c70dc1fe6032f3a25761f25beca5ac26e5e

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  • 1 points Darkness-Man_rusFYI

    Why didn't they leave both?

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  • 1 points robblequoffle

    They should have kept both. Would make for the greatest college party trick of all time

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  • 1 points Dizzy-Radio5091

    and it is a girl

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    1 points Secret_Horror6

    I mean. The kid still got 1. But yeah, sure... if they identify as a woman. Sure

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  • 1 points averkina

    Ты че сделал

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  • 1 points Regular_Weakness69

    Born with 4 toes as well? How much did they chop off??

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  • 1 points redglol

    Went from double trouble, to one of us real quick.

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    1 points Secret_Horror6

    Life is all about, the strongest.... Surviving...

    sobs

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  • 1 points tallglassofTHICC

    Haha

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  • 1 points abderrahman_kh

    The rare medical condition being that he's a klingon

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  • 1 points _-PassingThrough-_

    For a moment I'm legitimately wondering if it might have been better for him to keep both. Could you imagine

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  • 1 points DmitryAvenicci

    I'd like to have two(

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  • 1 points LegitimateClient3707

    Indians

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  • 1 points Chorsac

    Same thing happened to me

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  • 1 points GanymedeGalileo

    If you are that baby and you are reading this, you have the right to go extremely violent and devise a revenge plan that leads you, at the end of the movie, to kill the doctor who made that decision.

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  • 1 points Chem0ST

    Sexy time after a future date: - The date: uh! You have a big D! - The boy: you should have seen the other one.... Starts to cry.

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  • -5 points KooshiGirl

    Why the fuck do people cut off non-threatening abnormalities ? Some people I know had an extra finger that was cut off at birth. Why ??

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    38 points Depressed-Dolphin69

    It's actually because the bigger one couldn't urinate properly or smth

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    -14 points KooshiGirl

    yeah but it's like it's not life threatening

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    14 points BearWurst

    Well normally for this kind of thing it's legitimately detrimental for their well-being, you do have cases of fully functional growths like with doubledickdude. Then you also have cases that result in incontinence, issues with the urinary tract in general, double bladder, blocked/absent anus, and so on. Normally diphallia isn't treated immediately if it isn't life threatening or would result in a poorer quality of life.

    You are right that abnormalities shouldn't always be treated, especially if they're fully functional which is normally the medical consensus on it too, however later in life people will opt to have them removed because it can cause massive psychological issues because they don't feel like they can fit in

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    5 points IdkTbhSmh

    wasnt doubledickdude a fraud

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  • 0 points StatisticianLevel796

    She will thank them later.

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    1 points Secret_Horror6

    I mean. They still have 1. But, sure... if they identify as a woman later

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    2 points StatisticianLevel796

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  • -7 points bnrt1111

    All the threesomes the poor guy has lost

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  • -8 points Mr_OP_Potato_777

    HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!

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  • -11 points Consistent_Claim5217

    Don't hold your breath for the gender critical crowd to show up preaching the dangers of "child genital mutilation", even though in this instance it's actually happening

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    5 points AzlanGreat

    yap yap yap

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  • -6 points I2TV

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  • -9 points Freedog666

    Jealous ass motherfuckers

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