nuh uh, when it's inside it's called magma and when it's outside it's called lava, the lava is young. If you use the logic that it's made of the same stuff, well it's not like new atoms come to the universe to make babies, so babies are 13.8 billion years old
Earth is 7 billion years old. Whether it's fresh out the volcano or a mound of wet soil, Earth is old. And yet, it can't consent to being fucked. Someone oughta tell big oil...
I hate how many puns English speakers can make with lava...
The only one I can think of in my language is "Un volcán es más limpio que un río porque lava" ("A volcano is cleaner than a river because it lava/washes") or something like that
technically lava existed even before the planet had an outer shell. so its the lava thats gonna go to prison.
what are the cell walls going to be made of then
brick
No wonder they're always hard when you touch them
Actually, Lava only becomes Lava after it is spilled by the volcano. It is considered as magma before. So that guy was not wrong.
It’s only lava once its erupted, otherwise it’s magma
AC Odyssey✌️💔
Maláka
yk that side quest where you deliver some dude a dildo from alkibiades
I completed odyssey with all DLCs.... tf did I miss?
Lore accurate Alcibiades tbh
I still can't believe Markos was the cult leader all along!
Elite ball knowledge
Bro really leveled up straight to jail speedrun style
i love the way my rank-ass breath smells
The bottom image MAY have ruined it a liiiiiiiiiiiitle bit. bit just a liiiiiiiiiiiiiitle bit. i liked the meme
That lava is 4.543 billion years old what the fuck are you talking about?
nuh uh, when it's inside it's called magma and when it's outside it's called lava, the lava is young. If you use the logic that it's made of the same stuff, well it's not like new atoms come to the universe to make babies, so babies are 13.8 billion years old
Not really. The 26% of the universe that isn’t hydrogen is a little bit younger
The quarks making it up are the same though, matter cannot be created or destroyed, it is an incredibly simple principle.
Guess you just unlocked the “Prison Speedrun” achievement
This is fucking stupid, in every way.
This is an r/comedycemetery if i’ve ever seen one
Ngl that sounds like a girlfriend with tiktok humor (unfunny)
Earth is 7 billion years old. Whether it's fresh out the volcano or a mound of wet soil, Earth is old. And yet, it can't consent to being fucked. Someone oughta tell big oil...
Joji mentioned
I hate how many puns English speakers can make with lava... The only one I can think of in my language is "Un volcán es más limpio que un río porque lava" ("A volcano is cleaner than a river because it lava/washes") or something like that
Not it's not, it might older than all of us
Yes it is🥹