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  • 259 points Weary-Wasabi1721

    EEEEEHAHAHAA

    https://preview.redd.it/89rybyrrve3g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=2884a02e4dbe1def38be626cc7cd9b2257cb59cf

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    56 points Flenyralkewie

    Aaron deserves a medal for mythical levels of trolling

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    18 points Neither_Platform9802

    ahh, i see what you did there

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    16 points Chewthufa

    Aaron really woke up and chose chaos that day

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    2 points WhateverGoMyRoba

    Chaos? Say that again...

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  • 66 points oux0f

    smartphOWNED

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  • 170 points Background_user2

    I actually find this funny. Is it bad?

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    117 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    16 points Ibeginpunthreads

    You're wolfing it down in other words.

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    16 points Capital_Assignment51

    I love to laugh too

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    16 points Ill_Sheepherder_7929

    No of course not. And before people say "it's fake!!!" Like duh, a lot of jokes are just fake stories that are meant to be funny by implementing a punchline that makes people laugh. This is obviously such a joke. And I like it too

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    11 points madguyO1

    the image below does kinda ruin it tho

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    3 points FocusOnSanity

    Na, it was funny. OP is probably short.

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  • 44 points L1K_TH3_RA1NB0W

    Am I back on Ifunny

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  • 8 points MesengerofChaos

    At least he stopped at dwarf, could have said halfling

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    2 points Ordinary_Accountant1

    That would have been more interesting though

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  • 40 points bean_vendor

    I actually think this is kind of funny. It's the same shit my friend group would do if any of us were short.

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    5 points ahadowblade

    Lol same here but i got a bunch of tall friends (also a tall one) and a pair of twins who are at most 5 2 and all of us are 5 11 at least (im the 5 11 the other guys are an inch or 2 taller than me)

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    3 points yours_untruly

    the homicide part is the wolves meme not the first image

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  • 7 points Green-Inkling

    the fact he figured out who it was based on the reaction is what sells me

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  • 10 points Beautiful-Square-112

    You just won the internet 🤣✋🤭🤭

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  • 3 points THeCoolCongle

    I feel bad for the guy he named "Orc"

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  • 2 points GeekParadox_

    I don’t find this funny because Dan is too damn relatable

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    3 points Key_Flatworm3502

    Its ok buddy lol. While my wife admitted to saying yes when i first asked her out only because of how tall i was, her sister only dates guys that are shorter than her. Of course, she's a nasty creature with a hairlip but she is single!

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  • 2 points DeezNutzzzGotEm

    So cute

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  • 2 points AdaptiveGlitch

    Ok this is actually funny tho

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  • 1 points Depressed-Dolphin69

    ZOMG U JUST GOT SMART PH-OWNED!!! BOI!!!! WHAT THE DOG DOIN SIKE!!!! SICKEST MLG 360 NOSCOPE GET REKT!!!

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  • 1 points Short-Avocado669

    Dan is 5’11”

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  • 1 points RandomGuy9058

    r/smartphowned

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  • 1 points releasethefilez

    Meme straight out of 2010

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  • 1 points MasterORBeaterLE

    It’s not a homicide. The addition isn’t needed but it doesn’t hurt anything.

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  • 1 points EnderDragonCrafter01

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  • 1 points Thelastknownking

    This is fine. Like a good third of the memes that end up here.

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  • 1 points GraveSlayer726

    I actually kinda like the three wolves image, am I cooked? Am I stupid?

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