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  • 1 points comedyheavenbot

    Rule 1: Must fit the sub. Posts must be images/short videos that are so unfunny that they are actually funny.

    Must fit sub. This sub is for so-bad-its-good/ascended humor. All posts must be images that are so stupid, juvenile, or generally bad that they become funny for the wrong reasons. Ironically bad posts are allowed, but ONLY if they could pass as something made unironically. Obvious satire is NOT allowed. To get a better idea of what content we are looking for, please refer to this flowchart..

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  • 287 points xi111

    If something comes in a tiny 30ml bottle you definitely shouldn't spray it 10-15 times

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    -148 points makinax300

    I think they used 10-15 bottles not sprayed 10-15 times.

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    96 points IKenDoThisAllDay

    Lol you think they seriously sat there and sprayed 10-15 entire bottles? They were saying '10-15 sprays' as in they sprayed it 10-15 times.

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    -135 points makinax300

    10-15 times would be nowhere close to that bad.

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    65 points USSRPropaganda

    I’ve gotten one of those little liquid ass bottles, 1 or 2 sprays is enough to kill your nose

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    4 points zer0pat1ence

    Completely unrelated, sweet boognish pfp

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    -88 points makinax300

    I thought that 1 would just be a small fart.

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    49 points USSRPropaganda

    Those things are chemical warfare in a bottle idk how they’re legal

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    23 points WellEvan

    It's a bottle of concentrated fragrant liquid that gets aerated through a spray diffuser, not a literal bottle of fart gas.

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    1 points weGloomy

    They literally use these sprays in combat medic training to simulate the smell of death on the battlefield. It's rank.

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    16 points IKenDoThisAllDay

    No, trust me, they are very strong. That's what the other guy was saying about being wary when it comes in a tiny bottle like that. It's extremely potent and lingers like you wouldn't believe.

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    -5 points makinax300

    Yeah, I know it now

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    5 points WettestNoodle

    Who in their right mind would see this and immediately order 15 of them for a prank, in fact 10-15 (so many they don’t even remember exactly how many they ordered), and then sit there spraying them for probably over an hour to get all the liquid out, or even more insanely just pouring them out, for a LITTLE PRANK. Use ur brain king

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  • 121 points JohnsonJohnilyJohn

    "The whole house stinks, and the worst part is that it's not stinking of shit!"

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  • 81 points Anathema_Quill

    why would anyone spray that much of anything scented all at once in one place without a test first?

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    38 points brassninja

    I don’t understand how dumping some fart spray in a toilet is a prank. Like what’s the plan here?

    On no, the toilet that we regularly shit in smells like someone just shit in it, how could this ever happen???

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    5 points LittleIsaac223

    Because this stuff is way more potent than a real fart Ts is a terror weapon and once you know what it smells like you will never forget

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    11 points CanadianAndroid

    Good call. I'd have to test it before using it on my enemies.

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    -12 points [deleted]

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    8 points xoscfoxx

    I assume you’re wearing a tutu and sprouting a unicorn horn. Somehow I think both of our assumptions are equally as plausible.

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    7 points Certain-Market-80

    Wild assumption

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    3 points Qaztarrr

    Why 

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  • 116 points Smashbandifruit

    Ass-Smelly Stinky Gas Crap Gag

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    55 points McBurger

    That’s what we used to call your mum back in the day

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    7 points Rude-Zookeepergame85

    😭😭😭😭

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    2 points QuasarInk

    Im dying

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    1 points ItsFluff

    C’mere momma, I want summa that shit ong

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  • 35 points sickrepublicans

    SMELLS LIKE A STINKY ASS!

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  • 31 points Woejack

    Me when my ass juice spray doesn't smell like authentic butt shit

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    8 points orange-shoe

    shoulda just DIYed it 😔

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  • 20 points QueezyF

    I knew someone who almost got choke slammed for using this stuff on deployment.

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  • 11 points krizzalicious49

    bro

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  • 9 points CapitalPunBanking

    Gonna grab some of this and leave a present for my landlord. 

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  • 16 points MFC1886

    Knows the meaning of the word permeated but doesn’t know not to commit Chemical Warfare

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  • 4 points MadOrange64

    Weapon of ass destruction.

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  • 4 points SaneLad

    Congratulations. You played yourself.

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  • 2 points eolson3

    Five stars.

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  • 2 points No_Brush_6873

    Guess I’ll be replacing my VIPooo bathroom spray

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  • 2 points bapuc

    "It's just a prank bro" The prank:

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  • 3 points Detective_57

    A few Christmases ago our house all of a sudden smelled like the the worst shit imaginable. I tracked it down to a pillow on the couch. It sent everyone into a tizzy. Everyone blamed my dad who vehemently denied it the whole time, while laughing. Obviously guilty.

    A few years later it came out that my super polite and shy 7 year old nephew did it extremely stealthfully. He stayed silent for years. Such a devilish dude

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    8 points xoscfoxx

    Did what? Shit on a pillow? I don’t fully understand this story.

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    7 points Detective_57

    Used the ass spray… how is this not obvious to everyone given the content of the post? Downvote me to hell I guess?

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    2 points xoscfoxx

    I’m not very smart ok

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    1 points Captain_Chipz

    https://preview.redd.it/hgze9c7in98g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22c6402760a9aebd0a26a6ea75d31bc9dbf7c14f

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    1 points Detective_57

    Lmao. You are loved regardless

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    1 points Detective_57

    You’re smart in my book

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