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  • 582 points jarkark

    https://preview.redd.it/tfsa0cr9vt7g1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=36cddec6a4291782c814c5a7938641c2d3ba5147

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    247 points TheAsterism_

    My fault for having eyes

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    90 points Cyynric

    Wolf spiders, but you have let them incubate and grow. Ideally you want a pregnant female to give birth and then crawl out with her babies on her back.

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    71 points ChaosDemonLaz3r

    ☹️

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    32 points -NGC-6302-

    https://preview.redd.it/1c5uhsdpfy7g1.png?width=916&format=png&auto=webp&s=97f1a51b19ef75f1e35a810c701bca173bfe2e70

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    9 points Alternative_Car_8153

    I also recommended Wolf spiders the last time someone asked this. So I second this.

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    0 points 12nowfacemyshoe

    Nonce

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    18 points Alarmed_Gear_6368

    This is it. I'm uninstalling reddit.

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  • 94 points Achtung_Zoo

    Peter tingle

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    3 points LiteratureOk4649

    peetah! my dih is tingling

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  • 71 points 1965wasalongtimeago

    Congratulations on the spider pregnancy

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  • 57 points Tornado_Frog

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    3 points CriticalHit_20

    Look at spider boy sliming everywhere!

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  • 35 points sososoboring

    Huge beastiality twist right there….

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  • 38 points ValandilM

    So wait. What actually happened? What does this mean?

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    85 points RichardBCummintonite

    I think he means he squashed it and it's guts spewed out. It's "slime" went in the tip. Weird ass...

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    88 points ensemblestars69

    "Slime" is slang for murdering someone. Originated in African American English. So if your friend Danny was murdered you'd say "Danny got slimed" or whatnot. If you ever stumble upon Charlie Kirk memes people will joke "worst era to get slimed in" because no one is taking his death seriously.

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    30 points bananaboi43

    Including or not including spider violence?

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    1 points tryiol

    Classic urban dictionary explanation

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    27 points PointsOfXP

    Bruh that's way grosser than his duck suddenly spewing slime on the spider. That made my pp go back inside me

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    11 points scarilog964

    The lesser known alternative to bottom surgery

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    10 points GjonsTearsFan

    Nooo I thought he just jizzed on the spider this is so much worse oh my fucking god

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    7 points ashinary

    yeah i was wondering why he was worried about his ween if he just jizzed on a spider. feel bad for the spider. not many people can say they cummed on a spider. but he shouldn't really be worried about his physical health after the event

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    2 points parsifal

    I thought it meant he jacked off and maybe blew the spider off?? I mean, he was sitting in a chair naked.

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    7 points thecumchalice

    the spider got slimed out

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  • 15 points punkate

    What with this recent arachnophilia posting

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  • 11 points Drunk0racle

    I don't even have a penis, yet reading this filled my soul with pure terror

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    3 points parsifal

    I mean they’re alright. They’re fun. It’s a lot of junk to be hauling around right between your legs all the time, and you have to hold them out of the way of the toilet water and bowl when you sit down to go to the bathroom, but they have their upsides as well.

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    5 points Drunk0racle

    Yeah, but do all the upsides of having a penis outweigh the one huge issue? That is the ever present possibility of having a spider slimed all over it

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    3 points Order6600

    Mayhaps.

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    1 points keepscrollinyamuppet

    I still don't see any downsides

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  • 9 points Fluffy_Breakfast_478

    Insert Le Ghostbusters

    https://i.redd.it/4r0utqsvaw7g1.gif

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  • 4 points DaFlippinSuggestor

    For a second I thought a spider got spun-up on by the opps while on his johnson

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  • 2 points -NGC-6302-

    Messi⚽⚽⚽

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  • 1 points _interlard_

    I thought the expression was, “We’re not here to f*ck spiders”?

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