Wolf spiders, but you have let them incubate and grow. Ideally you want a pregnant female to give birth and then crawl out with her babies on her back.
"Slime" is slang for murdering someone. Originated in African American English. So if your friend Danny was murdered you'd say "Danny got slimed" or whatnot. If you ever stumble upon Charlie Kirk memes people will joke "worst era to get slimed in" because no one is taking his death seriously.
yeah i was wondering why he was worried about his ween if he just jizzed on a spider. feel bad for the spider. not many people can say they cummed on a spider. but he shouldn't really be worried about his physical health after the event
I mean they’re alright. They’re fun. It’s a lot of junk to be hauling around right between your legs all the time, and you have to hold them out of the way of the toilet water and bowl when you sit down to go to the bathroom, but they have their upsides as well.
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Wolf spiders, but you have let them incubate and grow. Ideally you want a pregnant female to give birth and then crawl out with her babies on her back.
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I also recommended Wolf spiders the last time someone asked this. So I second this.
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peetah! my dih is tingling
Congratulations on the spider pregnancy
Look at spider boy sliming everywhere!
Huge beastiality twist right there….
So wait. What actually happened? What does this mean?
I think he means he squashed it and it's guts spewed out. It's "slime" went in the tip. Weird ass...
"Slime" is slang for murdering someone. Originated in African American English. So if your friend Danny was murdered you'd say "Danny got slimed" or whatnot. If you ever stumble upon Charlie Kirk memes people will joke "worst era to get slimed in" because no one is taking his death seriously.
Including or not including spider violence?
Classic urban dictionary explanation
Bruh that's way grosser than his duck suddenly spewing slime on the spider. That made my pp go back inside me
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Nooo I thought he just jizzed on the spider this is so much worse oh my fucking god
yeah i was wondering why he was worried about his ween if he just jizzed on a spider. feel bad for the spider. not many people can say they cummed on a spider. but he shouldn't really be worried about his physical health after the event
I thought it meant he jacked off and maybe blew the spider off?? I mean, he was sitting in a chair naked.
the spider got slimed out
What with this recent arachnophilia posting
I don't even have a penis, yet reading this filled my soul with pure terror
I mean they’re alright. They’re fun. It’s a lot of junk to be hauling around right between your legs all the time, and you have to hold them out of the way of the toilet water and bowl when you sit down to go to the bathroom, but they have their upsides as well.
Yeah, but do all the upsides of having a penis outweigh the one huge issue? That is the ever present possibility of having a spider slimed all over it
Mayhaps.
I still don't see any downsides
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For a second I thought a spider got spun-up on by the opps while on his johnson
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I thought the expression was, “We’re not here to f*ck spiders”?