Also sometimes for fiber or other nutrients when they're really low. Because lions are animals but not stupid. Unlike whoever wrote this dumb shit about lions not eating grass.
I swear most of these motivational quote believers are one day away from committing a sex crime.
They take lessons from predator animals, talk about hiding their own psychosis, often talk mad shit like "Haha once society falls apart I'll live in my log cabin out in the woods with my 5 million ton supply of porridge".
This is the kinda shit you'll find hanging in the room of someone who posts 5 paragraphs daily about how men should go "on the grind" and hit the gym daily because "women are evil and the only thing worth loving is yourself".
Whenever someone preaches about men's health there's a very big chance it's going to divulge into bigotry.
I always figured if shit did really hit the fan the first thing people would do is search for the people that have 5 million tons of porridge and rob them. Everyone has a neighbor that has a proverbial ton of porridge that they love talking about.
Sure, but this is a jab at people who eat a plant-based diet. Thing is, it's not just possible to live of of plants alone, it's actually healthier for you.
Even in ruminants it's actually mutualist microorganisms that break down the cellulose in grass and make it digestible (though the gut is designed to harbour them).Ā
This lion isnt anorexic, it's just old as hell. He has been driven from his flock when a younger, stronger lion took over. And since male lions (particularly old male lions) are kinda useless at hunting - this is how it ends.
It's just old. To stay the (only) male lion of a pride, you have to be the top dawg and constantly fight off other males that want to beat you up and steal your pride.
Eventually, every male will eventually lose and not be able to keep up with a younger, stronger male. He'll get kicked out and have to survive on his own, which usually results in his death if he's too old, since it's harder for them to hunt alone.
I love when humans try to point to animal behaviors as an example of how to behave. āLook at this creature with a tiny fraction of your brain capacity. Have you considered copying its behavior?ā
This is fucking stupid. He doesnāt elect to not eat grass lol. Itās not shit food in his opinion that heās willing to pass up because he would rather have meat. Evolution has made him a meat eater, not his morals. š
Lions are also predators, very in touch with what most of these people who try to live their life taking lessons from animals have to register for and warn their neighbors about.
Most carnivores dont have the enzymes to process and breakdown cellulose, eating would be a net negative that's why they avoid it even when in extreme situations
The Lion does not concern himself with starving to death
The small dog cackles at the lion's slender appearance
The Lion's libido is currently too low from starvation to deal with the situation appropriately
The lion finds the small dog rather delectable instead
the lion is so starved he falls apart like bootleg legos upon trying to approach the small dog
The dog offers lion food, for that is the right thing to do
The lion slowly recovers his strength while a friendship forms between them
The lion questions whether the dog might be developing feelings for them
Homie I actually cackled out loud reading this whole thread and then seeing your reply š
That lion is old as dirt and I bet he's had all the relationships he wanted lol
This lion fucks (fucked?)
The grass does not concern himself with the hunger of lions
is the lion okay?
Lions do eat grass, usually to make themselves sick.
Be like a lion, lower your standards for relationships and friendships as a method of self harm
Wait, I just realized my ex is a lion
Third time today I've seen someone insulting or talking abt their ex online. Js get over it, man. That shit won't do any good.
Itās self deprecating. If their ex is a lion are then they are the grass the lion ate to make itself sick.
I think the joke lands better if they called themselves the lion, but I'm not upset they said it how they did
isn't he insulting himself?
Yeah, so true. People keeping themselves stuck in the past, makes no sense. I had an ex that was like that.
Oh my fucking God, dude. Can't you stop talking abt that shit? Yall remind me of my ex
This conversation is more complicated than my ex
Humor? I hardly know her!
Just like I hardly knew my ex.
It's just a gen z version of the mother-in-law jokes of the boomers in my opinion and it does kinda work
Yeah bro talk about your current SO instead
i think my cat does it to be an asshole
be like a lion, eat a bunch of grass to make yourself sick
Also sometimes for fiber or other nutrients when they're really low. Because lions are animals but not stupid. Unlike whoever wrote this dumb shit about lions not eating grass.
He will never eat grass...
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why
Get rid of poisons, I think.
cats do it to help with digestion, idk if thatās the same for lions
Actually it helps with digestion
Humans do not eat grass no matter how hungry they get, be like humans
Speak for yourself bozo, the grass eating community is flourishing
The grazers are a small but determined community.
Through the support of one very special country in the Middle East
The only democracy?
I wouldn't call the UAE a democracy.
I was making fun of Israel
Unfortunately, grasses are no longer flourishing as a result. Thankfully I no longer have to mow my lawn
There are dozens of usā¦.DOZENS!
Nice to see vegans being representedĀ
Think again pal, your ass is grass (Iām gonna eat it)
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Speak for yourself.
When a redditor finally touches grass
Humans eat everything if they are hungry enough. Grass, tree bark, boiled sawdust, roots and each other if situation is critical.
mud cookies
Yeah. Haiti if I remember properly. It isnāt even contain organic. What purpose of this āfoodā?
Boy do I news for you. Wheat, rice, corn, oats, barley, rye, sugarcane, lemongrass, and bamboo are just some of the grasses the humans eat.
Liberal bs
Starving humans in war-torn countries eat grass soup.
Better smoke it and be super hungry
Isn't rice, the most consumed food on the planet, just grass seed?
How do you eat grass without any teeth?
You rip it outā¦and swallow it!
Wait till vro finds out abt mud cookies
Take a look at China, 1959. Humans WILL eat grass when starving
Humans drink grass. Like whiskey, sake, moonshine, etc.
Take a look at China, 1959.
That's not true. People have been known to eat grass in famines š¢
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The Lion kills him self when he loses his will to live. Be like the Lion.
NOOOOO WHAT HAPPENED šš
The lion has had enough
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y does it look like an Evangelion
Wait
Evange
Lion
that sub is filled with gems
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Funny every time
Hamburger Harmer
Hamburgerā¦ hinderer
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I swear most of these motivational quote believers are one day away from committing a sex crime.
They take lessons from predator animals, talk about hiding their own psychosis, often talk mad shit like "Haha once society falls apart I'll live in my log cabin out in the woods with my 5 million ton supply of porridge".
Why does this sounds like red pill ideology?
Because it normally is.
This is the kinda shit you'll find hanging in the room of someone who posts 5 paragraphs daily about how men should go "on the grind" and hit the gym daily because "women are evil and the only thing worth loving is yourself".
Whenever someone preaches about men's health there's a very big chance it's going to divulge into bigotry.
I always figured if shit did really hit the fan the first thing people would do is search for the people that have 5 million tons of porridge and rob them. Everyone has a neighbor that has a proverbial ton of porridge that they love talking about.
aw, in context it makes a lot of sense; part of one of my favorite chapters of the Dhammapada.
but yeah, that poster art is bonkers wtf
The art is probably AI tbh
Why does the bhikku have a mustache and goatee lol
So, die of hunger instead??
tbf they cant sustain on grass anyway
Neither can we
Speak for yourself I've been sticking cow manure in my appendix to cultivate cellulose decomposing microbes
Says the mf who eats bread, oatmeal, rice, and/or corn on a daily basis. You're not immune to being a cow
neither of that is made of grass,
all of them are part of grass, specifically the caryopsis (or more simply the fruit).
I mean, kinda but thats like saying I eat trees when eating apples. Kinda right but not really.
I wanna see you eat a bowl of oat stems. If you want to become a true cow, start eating the hardcore shit, not the baby grain stuff we all can eat.
Sure, but this is a jab at people who eat a plant-based diet. Thing is, it's not just possible to live of of plants alone, it's actually healthier for you.
Die free, or live a slave...
Their - and our - digestive system can't get nutrients out of grass.
Dying of hunger is preferable to losing your dignity and self respect.
Wouldn't you prefer to survive and perhaps try to regain your dignity and self-respect?
The Lion doesn't regain dignity and self respect. The Lion rather starves and fucking dies.
In the case of the lion in the picture - literally, yes.
Wait who is forcing people to eat grass?
Big Grass
Just wait until big BIG hears about this
You VEEL eat ze grass.
idk grass dealers?
How bout you mind your own business
He's a fan of your big grass
i am.
Lions like to roll in and eat elephant poop
Weāve all been there.
Its the aroma
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Lions don't have the digestive system to consume grass. They could eat all the grass they want and it would have no nutritive value.
Even in ruminants it's actually mutualist microorganisms that break down the cellulose in grass and make it digestible (though the gut is designed to harbour them).Ā
Yes
Another victim of toxic low fat male beauty standard.
Bros all skin
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Fun animal fact: Big cats do eat grass, to help them throw up.
Never seen an anorexic lion before
This lion isnt anorexic, it's just old as hell. He has been driven from his flock when a younger, stronger lion took over. And since male lions (particularly old male lions) are kinda useless at hunting - this is how it ends.
futurama tofu lion
It's just old. To stay the (only) male lion of a pride, you have to be the top dawg and constantly fight off other males that want to beat you up and steal your pride.
Eventually, every male will eventually lose and not be able to keep up with a younger, stronger male. He'll get kicked out and have to survive on his own, which usually results in his death if he's too old, since it's harder for them to hunt alone.
"A Lion will never eat grass no matter how hungry it gets". It's true, because they are not capable of digesting it, just like us.
the lion does not concern himself with employment
The Lion only seeks out companionship from like minded lions (terminally online extremists)
Lions are obligate carnivores, they can't digest grass
Food makes almost as bad of a metaphor for relationships as it does for drugs. Cause if youāre not addicted to food, you die!
"The lion doesn't concern himself with consent" -Andrew Tate
The lion cleans his poopy butt with his tongue.
I will not consider you a man unless you imitate the lion in front of my.
(Actually, I won't consider you a man even if you do imitate the lion, but that's a diffrent topic)
These afforisms are so dum... Lions metabolism is developed to digest meat not plants.
A lion will murder babies to force their mothers to want sex again, be like the lion
Lionesses are kinky fuckers
I love when humans try to point to animal behaviors as an example of how to behave. āLook at this creature with a tiny fraction of your brain capacity. Have you considered copying its behavior?ā
Lions also be gay sometimes, sooo...
A lion who was starving would 100% eat grass if it could digest nutrients from it.
Well Iām pretty sure lions donāt possess the enzyme to digest the glucose isomer that makes up cellulose
This is fucking stupid. He doesnāt elect to not eat grass lol. Itās not shit food in his opinion that heās willing to pass up because he would rather have meat. Evolution has made him a meat eater, not his morals. š
Half the time on reddit I can't tell if people are joking or seriously dumb....
Both
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Ever heard of carnivores? They can't digest plants that well
Meth head lion
The Lionsene.
This is what happens when youāre not a carnivore, a real meat eater.
-Oboeshoesgames probably
Lions also often kill their new partner's children by previous fathers. Great role model?
The lion says fuck them kids.
Lions are also predators, very in touch with what most of these people who try to live their life taking lessons from animals have to register for and warn their neighbors about.
Sounds like some andrew tate bullshit.
No comen pasto porque son carnĆvoros estrictos no les alimenta
Most carnivores dont have the enzymes to process and breakdown cellulose, eating would be a net negative that's why they avoid it even when in extreme situations
Yeah I mean just die
Because it's digestive system can't handle grass. You don't think a starving lion would if it could?Ā
Lion's situation is not lowering standards. They can't digest plants
Yea, die! Thatāll show em!
That lion is probably dead now. look at it.
Yes. Waste away and die alone like this lion because relationships are for some reason like a carnivorous diet.
Be a man, die alone
The lion only eats when the lioness feeds him
Is it gay to not starve?
Damn, Im a bit fat, does it mean im gay?
Ariana Grande looking ass lion.
What's an ass lion?
The lion does not rape the small dog, no matter how horny he gets. Be like the lion, please.
The oposite of profound.
Ok I will be like a lion and never eat grass
Sounds like an Andrew Tate quote
Be like a lion, never eat grass
Meow meow
perioddt queen š
Someone missed the reading from Isaiah last Sunday
Be proud. Just die.
Good advice
Man... lion isnt looking to hot after dog gave him AIDS.
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Would a lion even be able to get anything out of grass? This makes no sense
Rather die than have a casual conversation at a bus stop, or coffee barā¦
"Mustā¦ keep ā¦ staring ā¦ at ā¦ phoneā¦"
Carnivores are just eating meat for the bit and I can respect that
I also don't eat grass šæšæšæš¦š¦š¦šššš„¶š„¶š„¶
The Lion doesn't touch grass...
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't eat grass even if I was starving as well, so checkmate, lions
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This whole time my problem was I was eating grass. I need to go kill a horse or something
So starve to death, ummmmm. No
Lots of delulu people out there with unrealistically high standards gonna starve to death š¤£
Smoke the grass, dont eat it!
I bet lions donāt wipe their asses after they poop either, what does that mean
Lions also donāt get epidurals when having babies. Does that mean women should be brave and turn them down too?
So, is eating grass like jacking off?
The Lion does not concern itself with an Eating Disorder
yeah man be like this emaciated lion. jesus thats so sad
Thatās Brian, the Dyinā Lion
Does the guy who posted that eat grass?
Me when they don't serve chicken tendies
Dont compromise. Just die with your pride (pun unintended).
Humans donāt drink saltwater no matter how thirsty they get. Be like humans.