I was fucking horny. For Christ's sakes, you've never made a gooning post??

Hello Rat

Come on, you goon posted “I could do that, no problem” with nothing to do with Sopranos to farm karma right?

Enjoy it girls! I’ve been enjoying looking at youse all night.

A Reddit admin right after they get into a verbal altercation irl

In this subreddit Paul Dano is a Hero, end of fuckin story!!

My wife when I quote Sopranos every 1.5 seconds

The fuck? Why am I on there?

I look like a total jerkoff.

Hey Reddit, I’m the “little gun” that Vito uses to kill Jackie Jr. AMA

fuckin' Arabic people, how did we miss out on this? fucking shawarma, hummus, we invented this shit and all these other cocksuckers are getting rich off it

All the GenZ girls in this world you had to pick this one!

The Balrog. It slipped. We were arguing, I dunno. It fell.

Hehe you hear what I said Tone? 🤘I said during the 1950’s in Guatemala, at the request of United Fruit, the US government overthrew a democratically elected leftist government and installed a military regime, which eventually led to a civil war in the 60’s that killed over 200,000 Guatemalans

There you go you big-mouthed Fuck!

T, you ain’t gonna believe this - I was watching Cloverfield today. Turns out Jackie Jr. didn’t get whacked by Vito. He flipped and works for the NYPD, that rat fuck.

At least I never stole from you 40 grand from the bird feeder

We want the Paul Dano posts, but more than him we want "I could do that, no problem" and "It's obvious you got a killer body under there"

You're gonna build Beansie that ramp!

You’re kidding, right

Holy fucking shit that thing is still alive?

I look. Like a total. Jerkoff.

Getting AJ’s worst moment as a tattoo is certainly a choice. Anyway, $4 a pound.

Stupida fackin' game

My nephew does the trees in this neighborhood!