Thinking about moving to New York. I've heard about the "big apples", but I think there are other fruits that are bigger. Is the new mayor doing anything about this if there aren't? Thanks.
Most don’t, most don’t eat and they only consume cocktails and cocaine. Occasionally you will find a busty midwestern nurse who just moved to town and still likes to drink beer and eat burgers
No, they’re all built like high fashion models.
This is New York. We are all genderless aliens here. If any of us have "big boobs," you can rest assured they have three of them.
No they are all chiclet chests. But they usually have nice asses.
It’s from all the subway stairs.
If Mamdani hires Chappelle, they can bring back Great New York Boobs 🏅
How are you supposed to get the corn-fed udders you are used to in Ohio on a diet of 10g of almonds and 10g of coke a day?
No. Flat chested heathens, real greenback clawing succubus's, low down teal eyed tricksters and baby trapping temptresses.
Sorry i'm going through a divorce, lost my wife Sheila to a Trustfund having urban insect cultivator from Arkansas
Sheila babe I know you're on Reddit if you're reading this, I told Reymundo from the Bodega that you have Aids AND tuberculosis.
Good luck getting your turkey on rye now, you hooer
Sincerely, Dominick from Brooklyn
The plural of succubus is succubi.
Yeah, and my ex wife was succinoff
Someone that wasn't me Pal
I saw this Hallmark movie.
"How Dominic got his groove back"
I don’t know brother but they sure have big hearts. And big butts.
The new mayor’s wife has small ones, so maybe he will do something about this important issue.
The uglier the woman, the larger the boobs. Life’s full of soft, squishy choices.
Define woman
No, but all men do
You have to go to the outer boroughs for boobs. So get comfortable going to Queens, Brooklyn and the Bronx.
Not in nyc but Brooklyn/queens/bronx got them thic bitches
No, because the walk everywhere …which favors small boobies…
Dave Chappelle went to the streets to find out:
https://youtu.be/fk7rC7EO49Y?si=K-_3DMd8WthMo2qb
Most don’t, most don’t eat and they only consume cocktails and cocaine. Occasionally you will find a busty midwestern nurse who just moved to town and still likes to drink beer and eat burgers
men too
I think by "Big Apple", ppl are talking about the extra large Adam's Apple, and even the women here have them.