Is Midtown going to be the new Bushwick due to Sharia Law in NYC?
  • 56 points Bourbonburnin

    But will they have a plethora of 500 sq ft apartments with 2 flex walls and 4 roommates in a polycule for me to join?

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    8 points octoreadit

    Yes, but one caveat, all of them are (former) finance and crypto bros. Enjoy!

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    4 points qqquigley

    I believe that’s called a Polymarket-cule

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    3 points CWoodfordJackson

    Bring on the crypto sugar daddies!

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    5 points Bourbonburnin

    Even better!

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  • 72 points iatethekeys

    Why do all transplants assume that they bring a sort of "artsy vibe" to neighborhoods? Most of the time, their "vision" is an overpriced hamburger shop with signs like "#fuckdietculture"

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    24 points No_Weakness_2135

    OMG smash burgers on midwestern Protestant bread is so kewllll

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    8 points HanzJWermhat

    It’s an elevated Detroit coney place, each dog comes with a miller high life and shitty American music blasting on the speakers.

    /uj im from New York but moved to Detroit after college for work, now back in the city.

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    2 points cuntsatchel

    God I love coney islands tho

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    11 points tyediebleach

    Cause once upon a time the people who moved to New York were artists and musicians and actors. Then the culture vultures came.

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    2 points Stoiphan

    I mean that's what they're called and it's what they pursue i guess

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  • 35 points Thoughtful-Boner69

    I'm moving to midtown and relying on only fans to pay my rent

    I have a 2 incher when maximum erect u think it'll be enough?

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    17 points Responsible_Sense272

    Yeah sure man

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    2 points anxious_differential

    Some people like width.

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    5 points yagermeister2024

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    1 points cuntsatchel

    That man has never closed his mouth

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  • 7 points TransitUX

    Broke young artist??!?!? How much is rent going to be 2200k

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  • 8 points No_Mammoth7944

    “artists” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yeah, no. “affordable” rarely means cheap.

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  • 8 points thatguy12591

    Jesus Christ this is satire. Some of you people are knuckle draggers

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    3 points qqquigley

    Satire? In circlejerknyc? Get outtta here

    (But you’re right the video is tongue-in-cheek and intentionally ironic, they were trying to make a boring story about office space get more views. They clearly succeeded!)

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  • 3 points Stoiphan

    what's the jerk

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  • 2 points Few-Artichoke-2531

    Affordable apartments in midtown? Cool! I finally get to leave the projects.

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  • 2 points Rich-Past-6547

    The Polycule on 34th St (2026)

    A film by Zohran Mamdani.

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  • 3 points trickyvinny

    I have it on good authority that Blackstone is going to vacate their office space to rent out to college students from Idaho.

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  • 2 points 0utandab0ut1

    Yes, you better watch out for Sharia Law, it's coming for you. 🤦🏾‍♂️

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  • 2 points TheSilverFoxwins

    No way! That has no place in NYC.

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  • 1 points RuthlessIndecision

    Not a chance, midtown >> brooklyn

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  • 1 points RSSean1

    Rich people problems. I can never afford affordable APTs in New York

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  • 1 points fireflychef

    Group cult thinking of Sharia Law = engrained "white fright'"

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  • 1 points Late_Company6926

    Jizya. It’ll solve all the problems

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  • 1 points SaltyOldSailer

    those artists could barely afford an open loft that was run down and condemned, how cheap do you think lower Manhattan apartments will go for?

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  • 1 points NYCrandom2020

    People that don't know assume that "affordable" means cheap... It's based on a percentage of the neighborhood's median income, and even that falls into two brackets high and low. Most of these new luxury towers only use the high bracket which means people with "affordable" units are still paying like close to 3K for a tiny one bedroom... Meanwhile, that same bedroom probably costs 5K+ in that building. And it's typically less than 25% of a building. So in a rich neighborhood, the majority of the people will stay rich and most of the pricing around the buildings will be expensive. So these "broke" people you're talking about are most likely a couple made up of a teacher and a fireman.. do your research before you talk nonsense.

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    6 points LyinWhoooor

     30 second campaign ads on tiktok is not research? Rude.

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  • 0 points FlipMoBitch

    Chad move by the businesses nearby buying these buildings to rent shoeboxes to their employees

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