CirclejerkNYC is proud to support NYC small businesses, many of which are POC- and immigrant-owned! #shoplocal #NYCStrong
  • 95 points pogopogo890

    What’s going on with

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    MAGA UPHOLSTERY ??

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    29 points DuckOvens

    Mága Upholstry**

    frankly i'm more concerned with PFAS Realty

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    4 points pogopogo890

    A plague on Jersey

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    2 points sacred09automat0n

    fly cough tub ad hoc ask wise cable unite longing worm

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    3 points Aggressive-Hawk9186

    Believe it or not, 100% Latinos 

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    3 points pogopogo890

    Latinx’s*

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  • 64 points xChops

    Why are they small? Don’t they know that bigger businesses make more money? Are they stupid?

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    6 points Demsbiggens

    all of the small businesses in NYC are owned by one big business run by Cuomo's parents (James Gandolfini and Betty Boop) so he can learn to work every job like turning wrenches.

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  • 54 points pogopogo890

    Why isn’t chipotle on here

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    78 points abughorash

    Chipotle is even worse than a chain, it is -- may Allah forgive me for uttering this word -- Californian.

    banned

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    29 points redditblows5991

    Inshallah, we will be rid of Californians🙏

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    2 points Kindly-Date431

    I call for a global intifada on Californians.

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    5 points VealOfFortune

    I like you

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    8 points VealOfFortune

    Me n Aborghorash was togedder like peas n carrots ❤️ 💙

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    2 points cezak9

    i love how much yall be thinking about californians. rent free in yall heads

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    1 points Aggressive-Hawk9186

    PAKISTAN WILL THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND KILL CALIFORNIA, GRAAAPE

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  • 37 points Tink_Tinkler

    Rule 1 No unjerking

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  • 11 points VinnyIsMyCousin

    What is happening and how do I already know c*clists are to blame

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  • 13 points hisimpendingbaldness

    Circlejerk trip in support of mermaids?

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  • 44 points Grass8989

    These immigrant owned businesses don’t align with my beliefs as an able bodied white person.

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    7 points p0st_master

    When are the able bodied white people driving cars going to stop being oppressed by the big bike lobby?

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    2 points Terrible_Squirrel435

    As soon we invest more in Uganda's loving and famously progressive religious communities.

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    -2 points mediocrity4

    But you’re one of those able bodied white gays

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  • 12 points miscs75

    Yeah, time to boycott all theses businesses because they’re nowhere near where I live in Nebraska.

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  • 11 points milxs

    Keep posting so all those gaybo bikers stay out of my favorite establishments!!!

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  • 3 points Hot_Key_5705

    As long as no employees have septum piercings, then i support it.

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  • 3 points Terrible_Squirrel435

    Will donate $500 to the legal fund if one of these restaurants offers a miser themed menu item that includes bologna and russian dressing.

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  • 36 points us1549

    Thanks for posting and bringing attention to this. It's absolutely nuts that a small group of cyclists are trying to bring down immigrant-owned small businesses because they don't ride bicycles

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    15 points InsignificantOcelot

    I’m scared of a Mamdani led future where all New Yorks have to choose between the bicycle and the camps

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    35 points 6a70

    /uj people are protesting these establishments because they're blocking productive safety improvements to the streets. It's not because they don't ride bicycles

    nvm rule 1 of the sub is no unjerking

    /rj yeah i don't get why the bikers can't just build the bike lanes themselves

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    2 points Notpeak

    Once Mamdani wins, Astoria will be the center of bicyclinazation of NYC. Anyone who refuses will be forced to ride sustainable modes of transportation and reduce traffic deaths in their neighborhoods.

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    2 points JackieDaytona77

    Don’t mess with the Zoran.

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    1 points SashaMetro

    I think you meant bicyclinazification?

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    -16 points MorelTurpitude

    i think the part of the controversy is some of the business owners hired a lawfirm to intimidate people advocating for bike lanes but also legally required changes that have reduced deaths in every intersection they have been implemented in already. 

    Also while you’re encouraging sympathy with the plight of immigrants: these proposed changes would improve the safety of deliveristas who are overwhelmingly migrant workers and upon whom thousands of businesses depend for additional revenue.

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    6 points FlipMoBitch

    “Immigrants work poor people jobs” lolz 😝

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    17 points sutisuc

    This is a circle jerk sub dude

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    14 points MorelTurpitude

    fuck sorry im jerking off w/ an untoasted anything bagel as i type this 

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    4 points Grass8989

    Moped lanes for deliveristas 😍

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    5 points abughorash

    immigrant business owners >>> "migrant" "workers"

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    1 points BelethorsGeneralShit

    Were they immigrant law firms?

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  • 14 points nommabelle

    ... are we MAGA now? I really don't know what to think about this sub anymore

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    7 points [deleted]

    Dudette, at some point I was a Bernie bro yet somehow I was/am considered righ wing extremist. I am lost and I need an adult for some mental guidance.

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    7 points nommabelle

    We all need mental guidance in these trying times. That's why we're active on r/circlejerknyc

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    3 points SwiftySanders

    That means you are likely just a contrarian. Lets not act like its some principled thing. Its not interesting or edgy and more likely exhausting. Circlejerknyc is supposed to make fun of nyc regardless of polticial affiliations. Usually theres is a funny joke there but lately circlejerknyc is just unfunny incels complaining.

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    1 points [deleted]

    ooff you are an edgy party pooper :*(

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    6 points SwiftySanders

    Yall need to be funny. 🤩 yall forgot the point of the sub is to be funny first…

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    1 points [deleted]

    Aye good point. 👍 agreed

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    4 points [deleted]

    It's a circlejerk sub. It takes no sides, everyone is up for targeting. It's to make fun of the main NYC subs and meme on people who move to the city for "the lifestyle" of being in debt to claim they lived in NYC

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    10 points nommabelle

    you and i have different definitions of circlejerk. some posts here are straight MAGA shit. this one is a decent meme, but its honestly hard to tell amongst similar posts here these days. the circlejerk subs i love are not mean-spirited places. they self satire, they make fun of themselves and make jokes about themselves

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    4 points [deleted]

    This post by the mod is making fun of people who post stuff like this in the NYC sub but then still go to Starbucks, chipotle and basically every brand name store.

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    4 points abughorash

    No, check again. I wrote "support" immigrants, not "deport." Common mistake!

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    3 points Unlucky_Air_6207

    Look, both words contain LETTERS and reference immigrants. Therefore, a LETTER AGENCY should be contacted to deal with said immigrants, duh! Otherwise, you defy the Orange Emperor and risk losing your citizenship, or something. I don't really understand how it all works, but a rich white guy with a red hat said something about it, and he should know. He's rich and white, so he's clearly more knowledgeable about the world than me.

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  • 5 points 6a70

    why tf does the mayor of NYC have any say in our foreign policy?

    zahran can either be mayor or do import/export, not all three

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    0 points soyarriba

    imagine automatic rainstorm seemly bedroom towering aspiring consist placid normal

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    2 points 6a70

    /uj is this not a circlejerk sub?

    /rj it's close enough to me

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    1 points avd706

    The c in NYC stands for cyclist

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  • 8 points Door_in_Mirror

    Miser is on his way here to call you all maga conservatives for this. Because apparently only maga conservatives are against bike lanes.

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    3 points TheWicked77

    It's this the list that he put out to BAN, BOYCOT in Astoria? He has nothing better to do, does he ?

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    1 points metakepone

    Dude has a reddit bot farm, so no, he doesn't have anything better to do.

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    2 points TheWicked77

    😆😅🤣😂, some of the things that he puts out there are so ridiculous. And the list I still.laughing that he put a gas station and gentleman culb and a repair shop on the list. Like the dude has no clue about Astoria at all.

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  • 2 points aguacate222

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  • 2 points Brilliant-Paper92

    Can you do WMAF owned businesses next month (in honor of V J day)?

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  • 2 points ethosnoctemfavuspax

    PFAS realty 💜

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    I salute all these fine establishments.

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  • 2 points rchris710

    hell yea brother support local!

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  • 1 points HeinousMcAnus

    Quality shit post!

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  • 1 points FlashConstruct

    I would call greiner matlz a small company......

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  • 1 points bobjohndaviddick

    WHAT ABOUT SMOKE SHOPS!

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  • 1 points Bidet209

    Chano’s is my favorite spot!

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  • 1 points Maleficent-Bus-7924

    Irlakis packing/shipping sounds suspiciously like Iraqis packing/shipping… looking into this

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  • 1 points wellknowncrackgnome

    /uj what is this list

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  • 1 points whateveryousaybro100

    https://preview.redd.it/r3l02wt0hgmf1.png?width=1433&format=png&auto=webp&s=d13a94935a34097e611e2d10bb50388a55dce7db

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  • 0 points VealOfFortune

    OMG. I was looking for a list of all the restaurants who donated close to $50 BILLION COMBINED to combat homelessness, food insecurity, feed orphans, and get rid of those assholes who scrub your windshield with the same newspaper they wiped with.... THANK YOU!!!

    MISERNYC4PREZ

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  • -5 points FlipMoBitch

    (((Immigrant owned businesses)))

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    2 points abughorash

    I'm already advertising them but thanks for adding more positivity

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