May the landlord responsible for the closing of the Logan Square Chicago Diner location never find peace, happiness, or loyal tenants again. May misery & plagues befall that person/those responsible, for I am no longer able to just walk down to my favorite brunch spot. I’m not getting on the bus & then walking up Halstead, I’m not gonna call a ride, I’m just not doing any of that. I like being a mile or less from local favorite spots, though now I am down one major favorite.

If you’re the landlord & you see this: fuck you, you greedy, probably ugly asshole.