My Friend Joe Murph showed me new very strong opening theory

63 points Icy_Imagination_8144

I have a PHD in chess, and i can assure you, this is the meta. They play that at 4800 elo all the time. Not only this line forcibly crushes e4 as an opening system, it also proves that black has the advantage, unlike what we thought for so long. Once 1. d4 Bxf2 theory is complete, we might be able to prove that black has a forced win from turn 1.

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34 points shinobi500

This is almost as good as my system of ensuring a draw even if you're down 14+ points in material.

Step 1: Make sure you have a cat and that the cat has full view of the chess board.

Step 2: shine a laser pointer on the chess board.

Step 3: draw

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12 points Agitated_Acadia_3895

I tried that but i still lost and now my phone screen is all scratched.

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3 points Emmett-Lathrop-Brown

What colour was the laser?

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1 points Meldr0

Black and white, obviously 🙄

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3 points ottersintuxedos

There’s no cards in chess dumbich where you drawing from

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11 points Amdorik

Thanks chat gpt!

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6 points InfinitesimalDuck

Peak opening theory

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6 points Boring_Ice123

I need whatever he’s on

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5 points Unlucky-Shallot-5220

"getting an active king"

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1 points LeCockExceptionelle

My boy went straight to the endgame. On move 3.

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3 points A7mad_3yad

last move bro started creating a puzzle

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2 points That-s-nice

What is this — politics?

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2 points Liedvogel

Thought o was on r/anarchychess for a minute there.

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1 points kadaka80

Taking your own bishop is allowed if he was plotting to overthrow his King

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1 points leprakhaun03

Wait…. How can the knight basically move twice his distance in that opening move?

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1 points arcadeXT

trash meme

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1 points DonJuanDodda

Grok strat.

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