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  • 1 points qualityvote2

    u/blue_waffle420, your post does fit the subreddit!

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  • 199 points Consistent_Table1524

    illuminate? YOU MUST BE DESTROYED FOR THE SAFETY OF SUPER EARTH

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    22 points RadProTurtle

    Have a cup of libertea!!

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    6 points hu-man-person

    My exact thoughts

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  • 147 points Vivenemous

    Okay but I love that this dude thought he found the official Facebook page for the secret group that runs the world and said "Imma call them a bunch of cunts."

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  • 102 points ASTAPHE

    Fun fact: the real life illuminati were literally trying to bring secular democracy to old European absolute monarchies. The “new world order” that was so scary back then is the status quo now.

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    25 points SeveralPerformance17

    something something inventing reality something something most propagandized people

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    14 points Dotcaprachiappa

    Wait wtf why have I never connected the illuminati with the enlightenment. It literally makes so much sense

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    10 points bigselfer

    And that why the conservatives use it as a boogeyman. They spun the Illuminati conspiracy because they want to poison the word the same way they did socialist, communist, progressive, democrat…

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    2 points Conspiracy_Theo

    So you're saying they succeeded

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    1 points ASTAPHE

    They failed rather spectacularly but the enlightenment ideas that inspired them lived on

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    1 points Smiley_P

    A lot of secret society's were doing that, I think the term was possibly a real group like that but it was used as a propaganda campaign against all secret societies a la the protocols of the elders of zion where it is was used for anti semitism and to maintain the status quo

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  • 25 points CautiousLandscape907

    Illuminati headquarters: “Quick everyone! Pretend you’re at a nightclub!! George Soros, go pour some drinks! Barack, hurry! Put on some music!! Some guy on Facebook found us out!!

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  • 15 points ObjectivelyGruntled

    Atlanta is the worst place to hide your secret new world order. I mean, you've got the Braves, sure. But the airport is a dump.

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    7 points CrumbCakesAndCola

    What got you so [username]?

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    12 points ObjectivelyGruntled

    Age, my dear. That and drugs.

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    8 points CrumbCakesAndCola

    I feel that in my barely-held-together bones.

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    1 points Celestial__Bear

    Hartsfield Jackson is a dump? It’s one of the most efficient and organized airports I’ve ever frequented! Have you been to LAX? I’d take the rush of ATL over the LAX cramp any day of the week!

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  • 6 points pAndComer

    Isn’t that what the real illuminate would say?

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  • 3 points YourBoyfriendSett

    They gentle parented him

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  • 3 points Strict_Berry7446

    Lol, if he found the actual Illuminati that’s still how it would go. “Where not the Illuminati, we’re….Aluminum Nutty, we make nut milk in aluminum cans.” “Totally my mistake, y’all have nice robes”

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  • 3 points BudAlCur

    Good on ya, Sam. There aren’t enough people in the world who can accept guidance and redirection, and make an appropriate apology. You might not be the change you want to see in the world, but you are changing in the way that the rest of us wish more people could.

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  • 4 points JagiofJagi

    Learning new information is not a character arc

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    18 points LauraTFem

    I don’t know; if someone comes at you with conspiracy nonsense and then doesn’t double down, that’s progress in my mind.

    Like if someone told me a Ouija board is possessed by the devil, and I explain that its a children’s toy invented in 1890, with no historical occult significance, and the patent is currently held by Hasbro, it would be impressive if he said, “Oh, nevermind.”

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    6 points serenaTcat

    It's not new information, he just didn't see it at first due to being piss-drunk probably

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  • 1 points RonnocKcaj

    man I thought he was talking about helldivers for a bit ngl lmao

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  • 1 points FluffMcBark

    I like that Sam apologized.

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  • 1 points DerpyPerson636

    The... Illuminate?

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  • 1 points Parenn

    Blackberry, now there’s a device I haven’t thought about for a long time…

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