Okay but I love that this dude thought he found the official Facebook page for the secret group that runs the world and said "Imma call them a bunch of cunts."
Fun fact: the real life illuminati were literally trying to bring secular democracy to old European absolute monarchies. The “new world order” that was so scary back then is the status quo now.
And that why the conservatives use it as a boogeyman. They spun the Illuminati conspiracy because they want to poison the word the same way they did socialist, communist, progressive, democrat…
A lot of secret society's were doing that, I think the term was possibly a real group like that but it was used as a propaganda campaign against all secret societies a la the protocols of the elders of zion where it is was used for anti semitism and to maintain the status quo
Illuminati headquarters: “Quick everyone! Pretend you’re at a nightclub!! George Soros, go pour some drinks! Barack, hurry! Put on some music!! Some guy on Facebook found us out!!
Hartsfield Jackson is a dump? It’s one of the most efficient and organized airports I’ve ever frequented! Have you been to LAX? I’d take the rush of ATL over the LAX cramp any day of the week!
Lol, if he found the actual Illuminati that’s still how it would go. “Where not the Illuminati, we’re….Aluminum Nutty, we make nut milk in aluminum cans.” “Totally my mistake, y’all have nice robes”
Good on ya, Sam. There aren’t enough people in the world who can accept guidance and redirection, and make an appropriate apology. You might not be the change you want to see in the world, but you are changing in the way that the rest of us wish more people could.
I don’t know; if someone comes at you with conspiracy nonsense and then doesn’t double down, that’s progress in my mind.
Like if someone told me a Ouija board is possessed by the devil, and I explain that its a children’s toy invented in 1890, with no historical occult significance, and the patent is currently held by Hasbro, it would be impressive if he said, “Oh, nevermind.”
u/blue_waffle420, your post does fit the subreddit!
illuminate? YOU MUST BE DESTROYED FOR THE SAFETY OF SUPER EARTH
Have a cup of libertea!!
My exact thoughts
Okay but I love that this dude thought he found the official Facebook page for the secret group that runs the world and said "Imma call them a bunch of cunts."
Fun fact: the real life illuminati were literally trying to bring secular democracy to old European absolute monarchies. The “new world order” that was so scary back then is the status quo now.
something something inventing reality something something most propagandized people
Wait wtf why have I never connected the illuminati with the enlightenment. It literally makes so much sense
And that why the conservatives use it as a boogeyman. They spun the Illuminati conspiracy because they want to poison the word the same way they did socialist, communist, progressive, democrat…
So you're saying they succeeded
They failed rather spectacularly but the enlightenment ideas that inspired them lived on
A lot of secret society's were doing that, I think the term was possibly a real group like that but it was used as a propaganda campaign against all secret societies a la the protocols of the elders of zion where it is was used for anti semitism and to maintain the status quo
Illuminati headquarters: “Quick everyone! Pretend you’re at a nightclub!! George Soros, go pour some drinks! Barack, hurry! Put on some music!! Some guy on Facebook found us out!!
Atlanta is the worst place to hide your secret new world order. I mean, you've got the Braves, sure. But the airport is a dump.
What got you so [username]?
Age, my dear. That and drugs.
I feel that in my barely-held-together bones.
Hartsfield Jackson is a dump? It’s one of the most efficient and organized airports I’ve ever frequented! Have you been to LAX? I’d take the rush of ATL over the LAX cramp any day of the week!
Isn’t that what the real illuminate would say?
They gentle parented him
Lol, if he found the actual Illuminati that’s still how it would go. “Where not the Illuminati, we’re….Aluminum Nutty, we make nut milk in aluminum cans.” “Totally my mistake, y’all have nice robes”
Good on ya, Sam. There aren’t enough people in the world who can accept guidance and redirection, and make an appropriate apology. You might not be the change you want to see in the world, but you are changing in the way that the rest of us wish more people could.
Learning new information is not a character arc
I don’t know; if someone comes at you with conspiracy nonsense and then doesn’t double down, that’s progress in my mind.
Like if someone told me a Ouija board is possessed by the devil, and I explain that its a children’s toy invented in 1890, with no historical occult significance, and the patent is currently held by Hasbro, it would be impressive if he said, “Oh, nevermind.”
It's not new information, he just didn't see it at first due to being piss-drunk probably
man I thought he was talking about helldivers for a bit ngl lmao
I like that Sam apologized.
The... Illuminate?
Blackberry, now there’s a device I haven’t thought about for a long time…