I took my first cat to the vet because she had a thing on her belly. I was worried it was a fungal infection.
My vet looked at it, laughed, and said, "That's a nipplie. Get the hell outta here." Then he yelled out to his receptionist to let her know I wasn't being charged for the visit.
OP if it makes you feel any better, countless owners have paid for vet exams for this, and will continue to do so. I always feel bad, so I try to give them their money’s worth otherwise??? (Not that I don’t normally, but still…)
I had a cat that the vet said was a girl so when white stuff started coming from his “vagina” I thought it was a yeast infection or something and took him to the vet…. Nope just sperm 🤣
Don’t worry, I never had a cat before and I thought my boy had a skin tag or some kind of lump when I found his nipple the first time. Then my husband that’s always had cats was like “you know boy cats have nipples right…?”
It's ok OP. One time as a teen, as our family cat reached his elderly age I was petting him in the wee hours of the morning (like 12am) and felt some weird lump on his belly. In a panic I ran into my mom's bedroom (she's a vet) and woke her up panicking and asking her to come palpitate the cat because I thought he might have a tumor. She stumbled into my room half-asleep, felt his stomach then angrily turned and hiss whispered in that voice only mother's have: "That's just his nipple! Now go back to sleep!" I went to bed that night half releived half mortified/embarrassed. And then learned later that lots of people forget or don't even know that male cats have nipples 😅
I took my dog to the vet because we'd spotted a flea and a tick and wanted them to look her over. The guy I got that day was probably pretty fresh out of vet school, he looked very young anyway.
So he examines her and all is good until he's looking at her belly and he's like, well this one looks a bit questionable... And I was like, "I think that's a nipple?" But not wanting to like, step on the good doctor's toes so I framed it as a question.
He looked absolutely mortified, it was one of the funniest things I've seen. I felt bad for him, he was just trying to do his job and all and probably still dealing with imposter syndrome. But it was definitely a nipple.
I’m a dog groomer and I used to work with a girl who was like cliche dumb blonde. We loved her but yeah…. Lol anyway one time she was checking in a dog and giving him lots of love and then she starts talking in a baby voice and asking “why do you have nipples” in front of the pet owner 🤣🤣🤣 we died laughing. And she had worked with plenty of dogs so like she never realized that boys have nipples??? 🤣🤣🤣
You know what? I'm going to say it. It also didnt occur to me that male cats also have nipples. I know human males have nipples so the fact that this went unknown for 24 years is highly embarrassing.
0 days since last nipple post
Gotta keep the streak alive! Cats and their quirky bits always deserve the spotlight.
bc nipples are sooo quirky! only the coolest cats have em ;)
I see what you did there lol
That's a nipple. Boys also have nipples
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
Males actually can lactate under the right circumstances. So he actually could milk him.
That was always MY point!
I took my first cat to the vet because she had a thing on her belly. I was worried it was a fungal infection.
My vet looked at it, laughed, and said, "That's a nipplie. Get the hell outta here." Then he yelled out to his receptionist to let her know I wasn't being charged for the visit.
We took ours for the vet bc we feared he had a botworm, it was just an inverted nipple filled with dirt. Hahaha
😂 thank you
OP if it makes you feel any better, countless owners have paid for vet exams for this, and will continue to do so. I always feel bad, so I try to give them their money’s worth otherwise??? (Not that I don’t normally, but still…)
I had a cat that the vet said was a girl so when white stuff started coming from his “vagina” I thought it was a yeast infection or something and took him to the vet…. Nope just sperm 🤣
Oh, oh no
Just keep in mind just like us, all mammals have ‘em.
(The word mammal comes from the Latin word mamma which means ‘breast’)
Why are you laughing 😭🤣
lol bc I thought my baby was gonna die or something but turns out it’s just a nip
They have 6 to 8 nipples, so don't be surprised if you find more 😆
Unless they’re like my overachiever Peter. He’s got 13 nipples for some reason. Vet says he’s a little thicc but otherwise healthy 🤷♀️
I love the instant relief offered by nipples in this situation.
In any situation actually 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Far be it for me to downplay nipple power
Don’t worry, I never had a cat before and I thought my boy had a skin tag or some kind of lump when I found his nipple the first time. Then my husband that’s always had cats was like “you know boy cats have nipples right…?”
😂😂😂😂
It's ok OP. One time as a teen, as our family cat reached his elderly age I was petting him in the wee hours of the morning (like 12am) and felt some weird lump on his belly. In a panic I ran into my mom's bedroom (she's a vet) and woke her up panicking and asking her to come palpitate the cat because I thought he might have a tumor. She stumbled into my room half-asleep, felt his stomach then angrily turned and hiss whispered in that voice only mother's have: "That's just his nipple! Now go back to sleep!" I went to bed that night half releived half mortified/embarrassed. And then learned later that lots of people forget or don't even know that male cats have nipples 😅
Better safe than sorry.
I took my dog to the vet because we'd spotted a flea and a tick and wanted them to look her over. The guy I got that day was probably pretty fresh out of vet school, he looked very young anyway.
So he examines her and all is good until he's looking at her belly and he's like, well this one looks a bit questionable... And I was like, "I think that's a nipple?" But not wanting to like, step on the good doctor's toes so I framed it as a question.
He looked absolutely mortified, it was one of the funniest things I've seen. I felt bad for him, he was just trying to do his job and all and probably still dealing with imposter syndrome. But it was definitely a nipple.
It still makes me smile to this day ☺️
But can you milk them?
Boy do they ever
I’m a dog groomer and I used to work with a girl who was like cliche dumb blonde. We loved her but yeah…. Lol anyway one time she was checking in a dog and giving him lots of love and then she starts talking in a baby voice and asking “why do you have nipples” in front of the pet owner 🤣🤣🤣 we died laughing. And she had worked with plenty of dogs so like she never realized that boys have nipples??? 🤣🤣🤣
Nip
idk, Could be a little catnip stash! Cats can be sneaky with their treasures!
Hehe catnip
begone from this place, bot.
Sneaky little catiss
Nip slip
I do believe that is a fine specimen of cat.
Looks like a hand to me
Obviously this is a picture of a blanket
Lol I shoulda scrolled before I commented, love this movie.
Boys have nipples, too, just like human boys.
Totally! They’re like little reminders that even cats have their quirks. Gotta love 'em!
New drinking game! Each time a newbie cat owner what's this about a nip. We all take a shot of absinthe!
Instructions too clear, five sheets to the wind
"Ma'am doesn't your husband have nipples?"
I think of this video every... single... time. 😂
Isn't there an r/RedditDiscoverNipples or smth? XD
Edit: corrected name
Thats a cat
No that’s a baby 🥹
Gorgeous silver tabby baby, with nipples included.
https://preview.redd.it/yds06kl5h27g1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a713a78962cd4eaee000d234dd449d5add6ecdc6
"I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?"
I’ve seen 3 nipple posts in the last 4 hours 😂
It’s a titty. Best not to try to milk it, though.
That’s a cat
r/foundthenipple
We have gone 0 Days without a nipple post
Omg how many times do we need to see this same question? Cats, male and female have 6 nipples each. No, do not try to pop it or squeeze it!
that’s a nipple
Another nipple post. 😂
I love when this post makes its rounds lol
It's a cat nipple.
Boi cats have nipples too, y'know... 😁
That's a cat.
Nip nop
Second one today! It’s a nipple.
That’s a little nipple 🥰
It's a nip or the belly button
Udders
That’s a cat
A teet
( . )( . )
Teet
Nip-nop (nipple) like male humans, male cats have them. Edit: correcting and autocorrect fail.
Hey, that's his nubbin! Have some respect!
A nipple
Nip nop!
a good boy
NIPPLE
Days without a nipple post… 0…
They have decorative nips too.
😂
Uhm… nipple
I for one am glad we are back on regular what’s this it’s a nipple posts.
R/redditdiscoversnipples
Just wait ‘til you see a boy dog’s lipstick for the first time. I had no clue.
Idk man, totally not a cat.. might be a dog tho. Or a cia spy.
Cat 👍🏻
You know what? I'm going to say it. It also didnt occur to me that male cats also have nipples. I know human males have nipples so the fact that this went unknown for 24 years is highly embarrassing.
Boys have nipples. Every male mammal (except for mice, rats and something else) has nipples.
Long cat??
Nipple
It’s one of his nipples. Just like us, boys have them too.
A cat
A cat?
It's a cat.
Thats a cat!
That is a mewbie
Is that cat giving out Christmas cards?
What breed of cat is he?
Bengal
Long bread cat?
Long boi
It’s a cat
That's a hand, on a kitten.
Thats a kitty
Thats deffo a feline
ITS JUSS A BABIE!
Hm.... maybe a horse
That’s not fair why don’t I have nipples
It's his titty.
I was gonna say “that’s a cat”.
Another day another nipple
A nipple a nipple my kingdom for a nipple
It's not a tuma!
Nipple
A baguette with nips!
https://preview.redd.it/o7t0kaf1q27g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=086223c76d5514750698b2bb3ac59efe692f1549
That's a nipple
Nipple
I think that’s a cat
It’s a teat
That’s a fuckin baby. Hope this helps.
It’s A CAT 😂🤣😂🤣
Nipple
You know how male humans have nipples?
The not so rare striped loaf
cat tits
Nip nop.
A cat
Nipple, male cats have useless nips just like Hooman guys too lol.
A nipple sir
Pretty sure that’s a cat
that’s a cat
Savannah cat maybe?
I believe that it's a cat
Love cat
Nipple.
Well I mean that does look like a nipple if you were to look underneath your shirt if you were a dude you would also see nipples
Cat. Next question
Neeble!
Someone reset the “males have nipples too” counter
The other white meat....
A neeeple
Nippa
That my friend is your hand. Case Closed.
A cat
It’s a nip nop.
r/redditdiscoversnipple
Aight, reset the clock ~
I've got a nipple Greg, can you milk me?
Could be a bot fly or inverted nipple.