Suffocation, no breathing. Don't give a fluff if I cut you while kneading.
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  • 161 points probablyatargaryen

    Cut biscuits into pieces. This is my softest spot.

    I’m so glad other people hear this song when their cats do this, too

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    22 points ThePrincessAK47

    Yesssss!

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    6 points shaky_sharks5587

    Omg 😂

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  • 58 points Criosoak

    Just found this sub and was not disappointed

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    27 points ThePrincessAK47

    Same, I didn't know it existed until today either!! My kitty on the other hand has been practicing her form for 19 years.

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  • 24 points Professional_Shift69

    Love the parody of the song

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  • 25 points freakout1015

    Face plant was her last resort.

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    7 points RaisingDrama

    Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

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    3 points ghostNToki

    My favorite part is this chorus

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  • 14 points FaeKing8

    https://preview.redd.it/rpqvqpvy5n8g1.jpeg?width=1672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59dd54b4e852c9b53e6d98708de1cef0d8db021b

    How did you get a picture of my cat

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    6 points ohmylanta34

    Cat seems upset about it too!

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    5 points ThePrincessAK47

    Verrry similar! Except mine has blue eyes. Still the same fluffball look!

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    1 points Most_Protection6212

    https://preview.redd.it/yiajj35bfe9g1.jpeg?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17f420ebb50012ade28b31437825d91982853a11

    And mine?!

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  • 12 points yesterdays_laundry

    That was perfect, had a good out loud chuckle! Thanks for that!

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    5 points ThePrincessAK47

    All thanks to stabby clawed Angel :)

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  • 9 points LittleMissRawr78

    Oh, that's a good one! I tend to sing, "Save me from the paws that are kneading me....I'm tenderized" to the tune of Satanized by Ghost when one of my cats is making biscuits on me lol.

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    5 points freakout1015

    Never expected to see a Ghost reference in there. Got my 2026 tickets already!

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    3 points LittleMissRawr78

    I want to go to a ritual so badly, just can't afford it right now.

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    2 points freakout1015

    Agree it wasn’t cheap, just had to splurge.

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    1 points ThePrincessAK47

    Amazing!!

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  • 3 points AffectionatePizza335

    I genuinely don't know how they can breath when they do this. Cats are weird.

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  • 2 points Jussgoawaiplzkthxbai

    So purrfect

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  • 1 points synturiya

    Is that papa cat song?

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