Someone is casually carrying a concrete slab on a Lamborghini Urus
  • 784 points FLYSWATTER_93

    God forbid someone find a practical use for their Tiguan

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    283 points Canonip

    Touareg*

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    148 points M2dis

    Lifted passat*

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    95 points 9isalso6upsidedown

    XXL Golf*

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    42 points CardiologistGreen962

    Skoda*

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    37 points AllinolIsSafe

    Beetle*

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    22 points PM_ME_LIGHT_FIXTURES

    911*

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    16 points Lamborghini_Espada

    Giga-up!*

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    17 points Temporary-Doughnut

    The Up! has more class.

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    9 points 9isalso6upsidedown

    Don’t shit talk the Seat Mii like that

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    3 points ur_moms_chode

    *Pontiac Aztek

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    3 points gregsting

    Bugatti SUV

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    13 points LAM678

    https://preview.redd.it/wo447i148i6g1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97a534c694c50af8900d2a478decd711345aec56

    I find it insulting you think we need a lift kit

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    20 points stewieatb

    *Toerag.

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    4 points Sudden_Purpose_5836

    Atlas*

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    4 points Ethan3011

    Glorified Q5

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  • 351 points giulimborgesyt

    Urus by Masonry

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    43 points sotarge

    God damnit

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    20 points ImReallyFuckingHigh

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    11 points pallid-manzanita

    oooohhhhhhhhhhhhh i get it

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    8 points gregsting

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    1 points Hapyhusky

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    -1 points TheOffKn1ght

    Piece of junk lol just buy a normal Lamborghini

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  • 150 points Justcrusing416

    That’s his working truck.

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  • 105 points YourPerfectionism

    When you have enough money for a Lambo, but not enough to order home delivery.

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    38 points ChuckRingslinger

    Maybe that slab saved his father's life.

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    18 points QuantifiedGoat

    Maybe that slav saved the slab‘s life.

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    1 points Federal-Ad-7442

    And the slab… was still wet

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    10 points Bardzosz

    Not necessarily, people spent the last piece of money to show how rich they are, I know Albanians in my areo who have an Urus (with an Albanian flag across the back window, that's how I know they're albanian) but they live in a completely normal neighbourhood in an apartment block. Other cars in the parking lot are more likely to be a small affordable compact

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    2 points ueommm

    Or maybe he is always so stingy with money and it's why he is rich enough to buy the Lambo?

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  • 48 points janck1000

    Of course it's in Russia

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  • 96 points DueTop4881

    why of course he does, what do you think the U stands for in SUV?

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    48 points CatfishMoron

    Many years later I finally looked up what SUV stands for.

    Fucking "sport"???

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    39 points SzmnDzrzn

    Even more stupid are cars like bmw X6 which are SAV Sport Activitie vehicle (the activity is bending your neck in the backseat)

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    11 points crab_quiche

    It’s for driving kids to sports practice?

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    11 points manualsquid

    I always took it to mean it was used for sporting - camping, fishing, etc.

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    3 points CatfishMoron

    That probably makes the most sense, but then, how are grandmother's bags of potatoes sporty?

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    2 points TheFluri

    Firts SUVs were american pickups with shorten wheelbase and integrated camper shell with rear seats where cargo area would be. Having V8 pickup engine with ligher frame because shorter was making it more sporty than a pickup and utility because it would pull heavy loaded trailers as well as pickups

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    2 points Da_Momo

    The sport isnt like in a sports car. It means that you can use it to transport your sports equipment to where it needs to be.

    Think taking your bike to the countryside over somewhat uneven gravel roads (NOT off-road!!), or your small fishing boat, or going camping.

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    1 points ashhh_ketchum

    My mind is blown, what the fuck were they thinking?

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    14 points PurpleSausage77

    You ever hear normies talking about their vehicles? “Ohh my SUV is so fun and sporty to drive it handles so well” and it’s a 180hp buzzy shitbox.

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    2 points undernopretextbro

    Lambos first suv was also undeniably sporty. In both the sporty and sporting sense of the word.

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    1 points leeShaw9948

    What did you think it stood for?

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    -2 points CatfishMoron

    I didn't. We don't even call them SUVs where I live (they're probably crossovers or something, but who cares)

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    4 points rezwrrd

    Useless?

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    1 points Exotic_Call_7427

    Ugly.

    SUV - Shitty Ugly Vomit-inducing

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  • 30 points SeaClue4091

    Over the years I've seen pictures os lambos doing stuff like this, towing cars and tractors, being stuffed with shit and being used in all sorts of off-road situations. Never seen any other sports car brand being used and abused like this

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    23 points Alchemy_Mechanic

    Lamborghini doesn't care if you trash their cars, so people have fun with them. McClaren and Ferrari will sue the hell out of you for stuff. So, hence more lambos doing nonsense.

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    8 points LAM678

    also helps that most modern lambos are AWD

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    5 points PlasticBag-ForA-Head

    No they wont LMFAO this is the dumbest rumor in internet history.

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    6 points EntropyBlast

    McClaren and Ferrari will sue the hell out of you for stuff.

    No they wont. Maybe if you edit their brand logo and try to sell it as a "purarri" but Ferrari doesnt give a shit if you paint it pink and put a utility rack on it.

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    6 points SlickDillywick

    My brother in law was a property manager and used his corvette as his vehicle. It was loaded with cleaning supplies and tools, he brought a weed whacker to my house in it once. Promptly proceeded to break a window on his corvette with the weed whacker. A few weeks later he was drunk and did donuts in an intersection and managed to burn the thing to the ground

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  • 18 points HalliburtonErnie

    His Lamborghini tractor ancestors are smiling, can you say the same? 

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  • 33 points theres_an_i_in_idiot

    Cheapo way to lower your lambo

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  • 13 points Initial-Reading-2775

    https://preview.redd.it/buw3f7e4cf6g1.jpeg?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8a8ffb1ea44a8367256ed975092db771ba948a3

    Car is car

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  • 25 points Yallapachi

    Its for the downforce.

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  • 22 points prady8899

    God forbid someone makes use of that roof rack that he paid for

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    3 points Teddy705

    Ik, but Urus.

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    6 points bzbeins

    I enjoy knowing people like you live in fear :)

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  • 13 points Dewychoders

    He’s took the U in SUV seriously.

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  • 19 points Right_Letterhead_120

    Waiting for the Whistlen’ Diesel Urus durability test to drop!

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    9 points Furryyyy

    Might have to wait a while...

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    1 points nik4idk

    They're gonna be doing a durability test on him in jail

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  • 3 points why_so_sireous

    When money has no bounds

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  • 3 points Loicrekt

    Sport UTILITY Vehicle

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  • 3 points KEX_CZ

    Would be actually me If I ever bought this car XD.

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  • 2 points DakarGelb

    Now it's about as heavy as your average EV SUV

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  • 2 points zeroxxx2285269

    Русские номера

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  • 2 points Froggyshop

    Driving with hazard lights on is a choice

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  • 2 points LuminarcmachtSpass

    He‘s running russian plates, so I’d assume it’s some sort of makeshift anti drone system to protect someone on one or two sanction lists.

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  • 1 points Educational-Drag6974

    There are better ways to get down force…

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  • 1 points CakedayisJune9th

    Just needed some more traction

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  • 1 points Optimus-PrimeRib

    That is like 2500lbs of concrete. I am deeply impressed.

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  • 1 points Original-Fig4214

    Volkswagen Type 5

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  • 1 points Delicious-Window-277

    I wanna be this rich. To take a 350k+ car and use as my daily and really use it hard.

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  • 1 points BelgianFries26

    I mean... an SUV used how it was originally meant to be used

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  • 1 points Phone_Jesus

    All the downforce.

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  • 1 points backpackyoghurt

    It's Russia. That's all the explanation you need

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  • 1 points Happy_REEEEEE_exe

    theyre returning it

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  • 1 points M1sterRed

    Honestly? I betcha the founder would be proud.

    Lamborghini originally made tractors and only pivoted into the big loud supercars because Ferrari wouldn't sell one of theirs to the founder. It's a rivalry built on spite.

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  • 1 points ClownSharts

    Welcome back Marvin Heemeyer

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  • 1 points Apprehensive-Rip9089

    Maybe he's going to his Freemason's meeting.

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  • 1 points the-other-greg

    How’s he gonna get it off, though?

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    1 points Human_Pangolin94

    He'll move the gearlever back and forth very quickly. That usually gets it off.

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  • 1 points Head-Iron-9228

    I mean its an SUV.

    Use it as an SUV.

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  • 1 points Human_Pangolin94

    Cybertrucks aren't legal in Europe, what else gets the job done?

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  • 1 points SpecialTable9722

    The Russian plate says it all.

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  • 1 points VeryThicknLong

    Tbf, if they were carrying a genuine Banksy… so would I!

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  • 1 points Soft-Picture9206

    Russian (plates). So no one.

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  • 1 points Max_delirious

    Put that bitch to work

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  • 1 points havnar-

    Those straps doing hard work.

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  • 1 points Prestigious_Snow1589

    Whoopty doo, I do this in my Honda Civic all of the time

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  • 1 points dr_strange-love

    Needed to prove that it's a company work truck to the tax man.

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  • 1 points welldonez

    When you spent all your money on upgrades and don’t have any left for delivery services.

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  • 1 points doogievlg

    So casual

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  • 1 points Ivan_Kulagin

    Mansory Urus in Russia is a pretty insane spot ngl. There can’t be a lot of these in the country.

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  • 1 points Lerlo12

    It's to see how it looks lowered... Duh... I use rice bags though because RICE IS LIKE MY FATHER AND MOTHER, DON'T FUCK WITH MY FAMILY

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  • 1 points 0mica0

    This is how russian oligarchs protects agains ukraine drone attacts.

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  • 1 points Avtsla

    Pay for delivery ?! NEVER !!!

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  • 1 points Danger_Youse

    It's for added down force in the corners. Do you guys even cars?

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  • 1 points Outside_Counter865

    What else is this trough for...

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  • 1 points Bardzosz

    "That's how they're meant to be driven"

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  • 1 points Rangald2137

    God forbid someone uses a sport UTILITY vehicle as intended

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  • 1 points No-Masterpiece-7126

    I have enough money for Urus, but i dont have enough money for delivery

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  • 1 points Quaiche

    Russians alright

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  • 1 points Tre_fidde

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  • 1 points Stekun

    I'm just waiting for the front end of the slab to crack and fall off onto the windshield

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  • 1 points GeorgeZcZ

    Classic suspension test

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  • 1 points 69dildoswaggins420

    The yellow ones are construction spec

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  • 1 points 1767gs

    God forbid someone uses their utility vehicle for utility

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  • 1 points rezi5

    This guy is awesome, chebotarev evgeny on insta i think, he destroys cars and hes like the russian whistlindiesel

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  • 1 points JasonVoorheesthe13th

    Honestly not the craziest I’ve seen, in som rural parts of my area I’ve seen our one of wealthier farmers use a Porsche cayenne to tow a hay wagon

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  • 0 points NiceCatBigAndStrong

    Eh, its 4 doors, so not a flex.

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  • 1 points Pz38tA

    It's on the brink of tipping over

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  • 0 points BobbyBrackins

    I was gonna say this was AI because who would actually do that.

    Simply because anyone in their right mind with Urus money could easily rent a truck or hire someone.

    Then I saw the mods and realized his decision making isn’t his strong point 🤦‍♂️😂

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  • 0 points Tickomatick

    Looks like a generic suv from BYD

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    1 points WinVistaUltimatex64

    It looks like a Renault Rafale to me.

    The Urus is so generic and it's a bad car.

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    1 points undernopretextbro

    Yes, your Corolla was the height of performance and style in comparison 🙄

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  • -2 points bdemon45

    🖕🇷🇺

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  • -1 points evolale000

    It's just a car.

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