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  • 154 points RockyClub

    Omgggggg. Dudes, I forgot I was a member of this sub and holy shit that may be the worst I’ve seen. Cockroaches aren’t even as bad, imo.

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    16 points DrivebyPizza

    With the amount of nicotine residue in there, I think even the roaches would file a health hazard complaint.

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    2 points RockyClub

    😂

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  • 110 points mshawnl1

    I’d bet that someone has breath that could kill a horse.

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    25 points redditeatsitsownass2

    All horses have been advised there is an active death breath suspect in the area.

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  • 119 points It_Just_Exploded

    That seems like a years worth of butts (for a chain smoker) in the floorboard, so at least they're not littering. They get bonus points for that!

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    45 points 93rd_misfit

    They may be a filthy smoker but they’re not litterers.

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    14 points Crammit-Deadfinger

    I'm a smoker but Jesus Christ, use an ashtray at the very least. This guy just ashes on the passenger seat

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    8 points MoxxFulder

    It’s no longer a passenger seat at this point.

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    1 points earlubes

    Exactly, it’s just a giant ashtray. Hell the whole car is

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    2 points 93rd_misfit

    I did say they’re a filthy smoker lol.

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    7 points KUWTW

    A win is a win 🫡

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    3 points sinisterdesign

    Fair point.

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  • 118 points ZingingCutie97

    This is horrifying

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    19 points Responsible-Seat-255

    I’m both horrified and impressed at the same time

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    -81 points Loving6thGear

    I'm undecided, if the interior is worse than the person taking pics of someone else's car and posting it for upvotes.

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    41 points Totallymainprofile

    I think you’re lost

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    7 points ZingingCutie97

    I think it’s his car

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    2 points Totallymainprofile

    Highkey tho I’d encourage littering personal property before public property. This man should be praised.

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    3 points ZingingCutie97

    😂😭😭 good point!

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    20 points FullMoonTwist

    Ok, but then. Why are you........ here?

    "I'm so annoyed. Why are there clothes at this clothes store."

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    15 points KUWTW

    Implying someone is a bad person for posting a photo of a garbage car in a sub about garbage cars is crazy line of thought 😂 why u here bro

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  • 30 points insomniaczombiex

    I can smell this 🤢

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    9 points meeplebunker

    I can taste this...

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    9 points Chainsaw_Viking

    I can even hear this.

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    7 points insomniaczombiex

    As a former smoker, so can I.

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  • 25 points Saughtvol

    What waiting for the bus in your neighbors moms car was like in the 90’s

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    4 points Agitated-Contact7686

    If I had the money for an award you would get one. I hope you're okay with just my upvote for now. Merry Christmas and thanks for the laugh. Fuck sakes. So true.

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    1 points Ghost273836

    This but it was the neighbors kid in our car LOL

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  • 13 points ArtThouAngry

    We can't stop here, this is flavor country!

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  • 13 points Strange_Piece_9633

    Tha car must smell like asssssss

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    2 points redditeatsitsownass2

    sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss - I have added a few more that you forgot.

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    1 points MiddleNotWestIsBad

    I would rather smell foul unwashed ass than this car

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  • 10 points q1field

    Customer states: "shifter is hard to move, what could be wrong?"

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  • 18 points MCD4KBG

    Thats bad thats like really bad the smell would be so pungent like you have to be smelling that well before you even walk up to the car

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    11 points ContestRemarkable356

    Dudes prob had cops start to pull him over, get close enough to smell it & they just kill their lights and speed off lol

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    2 points redditeatsitsownass2

    Pretty sure you could nuke the car from orbit, and the smell would find a way into your star destroyer

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  • 6 points K2step70

    That car needs to be taken into the middle of a wide open paved lot and set on fire. Just let it cook until it puts itself out.

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  • 17 points Jayflys787

    🤮Can you imagine how terrible this person must smell🤮cigarettes are one off the quest smelling things- blah so so gross🤮

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  • 4 points FishSoFar

    "Oh that's not so bad, just a bunch of empty smoke packs. Oh no, is that ash in the cupholders? Lemme turn my brightness up... Oh me oh my"

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  • 5 points EvolZippo

    When somebody no longer gives a damn

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  • 6 points Historical_Drink_350

    This picture gave me emphysema

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  • 4 points mstarrbrannigan

    That’s one way to make sure no one ever asks you for a ride

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  • 4 points ehalepagneaux

    I bet you can smell that from the outside.

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    1 points OprahAtOprahDotCom

    Best comment

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  • 8 points MotherBathroom666

    Now I want a smoke :(

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  • 7 points Fickle-Raspberry6403

    Holy lung cancer batman!

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  • 3 points Intelligent-Age-3989

    I can smell this ashtray from 2 miles away. Have some fucking self respect and bathe!!!!

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  • 3 points moofishes

    Psshh. This is so dumb. Cars come with butt-snuffers on the dashboard. You even have a lever to switch from Reds to Mentholated!

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  • 3 points WitchwayisOut

    I can smell this car.

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    1 points Wizzle_Pizzle_420

    Smells like success right?!

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    1 points WitchwayisOut

    Omg 💀☠️

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  • 4 points No-Joy-Goose

    Any takers for a ride somewhere? Presumably, you'd sit in the back? Like others said, the stretch alone would be a lot. Forget about putting your drink in that cup holder.

    I suppose while you're riding around, you could bring one of those zen garden rakes and make designs?

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    4 points zerosumratio

    Buddy, this is your uber. There’s a whipping thunderstorm starting and this is the only driver available. You are outside in the rain with no umbrella or a coat. Flash flood warnings on your route home so he has to take the long way.

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  • 5 points alexisgreat420

    I saw this post while smoking a cigarette and I immediately put it out and quit.

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  • 2 points goingneon

    Oh my god throw that interior away entirely

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  • 2 points punkbluesnroll

    Somebody get the marketing guys at Marlboro on the line

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  • 2 points KG8893

    I never thought I would see one worse than my sister's old car... That is quite literally an ashtray.

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  • 2 points netsurf916

    I'm kind of impressed they didn't catch it on fire with a stray ash.

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  • 2 points P_grandiflora

    I audibly said, “Nooo” when I saw this. 😅 I think my brain actually dissociated for several seconds.

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  • 2 points redditeatsitsownass2

    I can taste the smell of that. Barf.

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  • 2 points L12Grafx

    To be fair, he isn’t throwing the cigarette butts out the window. So I guess there’s that…

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  • 2 points Ghost273836

    That window looks tinte-- oh nevermind...

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  • 1 points SnuffGxd

    You ain't have to call me out like that man! I switched to lights!

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  • 1 points WHALE_PHYSICIST

    mobile, and mobile should be different words.

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  • 1 points WackyToastyWolf

    Oh...my gosh D:

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  • 1 points Interesting_Sock9142

    what the actual what.

    I mean at least they aren't throwing the butts out the window.

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  • 1 points MarkToaster

    Dude hits a pothole and a cloud of ash envelops his entire cab

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  • 1 points CustomCarNerd

    Smells like a Car B Que

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  • 1 points mabus42

    My screen now stinks from having looked at that. Thanks.

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  • 1 points MoreRamenPls

    Mmmmm, smoked seats.

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  • 1 points ASherrets

    Are those cigarettes on the floor?! 😱

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  • 1 points silvermoonhowler

    Dear God, how do people live like this????

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  • 1 points Agitated_Carrot9127

    Ugggggggh

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  • 1 points wanderthewasteland

    Mechanic says my car has emphasima

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  • 1 points Snuhmeh

    This is amazing…ly awful

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  • 1 points Picax8398

    No amount of ozone could completely clear the smell from that interior

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  • 1 points Johnny--O

    Marlboro mileage

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  • 1 points gphillip01

    This picture is making the skin on my arms burn from the nicotine overdose

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  • 1 points ton80rt

    At least the butts aren't being flicked out the window.

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  • 1 points Gingerbrew302

    I wonder how many miles they have.

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  • 1 points lhommes

    🤢

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  • 1 points MysticalUnicornChic

    I can smell it thru my screen 🤢🤮

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  • 1 points Brave_Specific5870

    How has this not caught fire??

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  • 1 points Ninevolt9v

    Stage 4 car cancer.

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  • 1 points thesnuggler83

    WOW

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  • 1 points I_Married_Jane

    I can smell this picture.

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  • 1 points matt675

    This photo gave me cancer

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  • 1 points Impressive-Algae-938

    Post one more picture in my front seat I swear😡

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  • 1 points cookiemonster8u69

    Is that where my dad went?

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  • 1 points oozinator1

    I can smell this picture 🤢

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  • 1 points Mysterious-Put4171

    Is the window broken ?

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  • 1 points indykou

    hell yeah

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  • 1 points SBLOU

    This looks like a good place for a stickup. (Anyone remember that commercial?)

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  • 1 points earlubes

    The smell alone, Jesus Christ

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  • 1 points letschat66

    Oh I know I would vomit instantly standing anywhere near that car. Gross.

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  • 1 points IntendedIntent

    An air freshener will not help that smell..

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  • 1 points Ex-PFC_WintergreenV4

    I have seen the same scenario in real life, the art teacher at my elementary school was a horrible old woman with teeth encased in calculus and plaque… she asked me to put something in her car and it was like a crematorium… Ms Brownlees

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  • 1 points mkultra80

    Is that a Honda Odyssey?

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  • 1 points Alie_writes

    I can smell this picture.

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  • 1 points sticky_banana

    Talk about fire hazard

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  • 1 points donny42o

    car is nasty, but why are we creeping into others cars in the 1st place, thats just weird

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    3 points KUWTW

    Hi friend, are you lost? Do you know what sub you’re in?

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    0 points donny42o

    negative, i just dont personally look into folks car to even notice this shit. i get it the photo makes sense for the sub, but what are we doing here, just looking in cars waiting to find trash? and for what? likes?

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    4 points KUWTW

    Well, that’s the awesome thing about being your own person. You don’t have to do what other people do and the better part is…you don’t even have to understand it.

    FWIW I don’t think a good portion of these people are scoping out cars to find trash. It’s pretty hard to not notice cars like this when you’re walking through a parking lot.

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  • 0 points Skull-mean-e-Duggs

    Dude, wow. So much anxiety

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