How do you buttfuck a bird

they have cloacas, not butts

106 points GrimLuker2

Where's theres a hole, theres a goal

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36 points Kiwi_CunderThunt

Kicking goals and smashing holes!

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24 points RoundTradition9634

And shoving long sticks into them!

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13 points Kiwi_CunderThunt

Long? Sad face

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15 points RoundTradition9634

Yeah! Unlike yours!

^lol ^it ^was ^a ^joke

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8 points Kiwi_CunderThunt

I know lol, mine was too just couldn't help

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41 points litmuspaper_number2

Cloacafucked doesnt sound right

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5 points shawnald313

that’s literally the name of the sister sub though-

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14 points XxAlbinoWolfxX

Sounds pretty self explanatory

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23 points Sabbath-_-Worship

Where there's a will, there's a way.

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14 points Miserable_Carpet1916

Alternatively, if there's a way, there's a Will

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5 points Efficient-Sound4784

who is will? is he your friend?

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2 points SignPsychological246

will is the bird. and hes getting buttfucked.

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9 points [deleted]

Every road leads to Rome

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10 points KemetMusen

Well, when you have something that resembles a penis in one hand, and a bird in the other...

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4 points Beneficial-Ad3991

What if it's just something resembling a bird? I need a more budget version.

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1 points Efficient-Sound4784

just steal a pigeon from outside

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9 points MORVILxv

r/cloacafuckedabirdtoit

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1 points shawnald313

the correct answer

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4 points halfandhalfmilkk

Very carefully

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4 points ThomWG

bc cloacafucking sounds too dirty

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1 points Late_Signal_9051

https://preview.redd.it/jh7hvb12dq1g1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=973a9850780505d2e0ebedef2ae5e9fc1f32d1d2

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1 points Practical-Owl-5365

r/substakenliterally

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1 points usernamesarehard1979

Carefully.

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1 points nebulazurity

i buttfucked a bird in r/buttfuckedabirdtoit

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