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  • 120 points Cunt_Puffin

    I've got a black ski mask but I don't ski.

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    45 points arahmeduk

    But I snowboard

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    42 points Namelessbob123

    Dash an MC off piste

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    6 points Antique-Egg-7084

    If any man try violate me

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    -11 points clearly_quite_absurd

    I got ham, But I'm not a hamster

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    0 points jameilious

    I've got moles but I'm not a molester

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    3 points Rh-27

    But I snowboard dash an MC off piste

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    1 points Seriously_oh_come_on

    Pair it with a balaclava, hoody and gloves and you’ve got yourself a new career featuring on doorbell camera in the early hours of the morning.

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    1 points yabyum

    are you a burglar?

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  • 26 points Psychological-Ad1264

    Mr. Partridge! He said he wears a ski jacket, right, but he canna ski!"

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    12 points PastaMapChair

    He spies those salopettes right and he gans they’d be nae use to me!

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    6 points HarderstylesD

    What a funny story!

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    5 points SprayedWithMace

    Uh huh huh huhhhhhhh... News.

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  • 19 points TheAngryBad

    I've got a bomber jacket.

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    9 points Kudosnotkang

    And I’ve never been in a trench

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    4 points Overseerer-Vault-101

    I'm confused in a Peacoat?

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    2 points Kudosnotkang

    No no I don’t suffer from incontinence thank you

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  • 14 points Randy_The_Guppy

    This cold weather is taking the piste.

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  • 10 points jousty

    I was looking on vinted for some cheap coats that fit very tall people. I found some American brand that's made for hunting and being out in the cold all day. It's fantastic.

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    1 points neilm1000

    What's the brand?

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    2 points jousty

    Carbela or something like that

    I'm 6ft 8. And the sleeves are long enough for me. Which is amazing. I googled them to find out more. But it looks like they've been bought out and are moving towards lifestyle clothing rather than proper "work wear" clothes.

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    2 points neilm1000

    Thanks, useful to know (I'm 6' so not hugely tall but have long arms).

    Annoying, I remember when Carhartt and Dickies were proper clothes.

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  • 9 points robinw77

    I once ate a Ski yoghurt.

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    3 points thehermit14

    Alright edge master!

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  • 9 points ooooomikeooooo

    I'm wearing a Polo shirt but I've never played Polo.

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    2 points mmoonbelly

    I’m wearing Combats, but have never even met a recruiting officer.

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  • 7 points Firstpoet

    Go to a coffee shop and talk loudly about your chalet in Gstaad. Dark glasses, obviously.

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  • 7 points BoxAlternative9024

    I go commando yet I’ve never been part of an elite light infantry.

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  • 4 points LordChappers

    I'm wearing a fancy tracksuit, even though I've never don't anything athletic. It's stolen velour.

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  • 12 points Plumb121

    (laughs in Dry Robe). And yes, I'm a proud w⚓

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    4 points Hatticus24

    How warm are they? I know they're lined with towelling, but they look pretty thin

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    3 points Cold_Philosophy

    Some are. But the bandwagon has been jumped on and some are no better than bin liners. And look like them too.

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    1 points Plumb121

    It was minus 6 here a few days ago and I went out with just a T-shirt on and the coat. They are incredibly efficient at retaining heat.

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    2 points M1ke2345

    I’ve got a Regatta equivalent. 💪🏻

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    4 points fluidaffiliation

    Are they good? I've heard they are the football parent's coat of choice!

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    3 points M1ke2345

    It’s great, does what it needs to do for a decent price.

    Mainly use it for dog walking in the winter and for trips to and from the showers when we’re away in our camper van.

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    1 points JohnArcher965

    Are you a millennial teacher?

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  • 6 points CanIDevIt

    I've got soul but I'm not a soldier!

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    6 points Dry_Pick_304

    I've got ham, but i'm not a hamster.

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  • 3 points cloche_du_fromage

    Ski book be nae use to him, like.

    He's crackers, man.

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  • 3 points ddmf

    I've got dealer boots but I'm not a dealer.

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  • 3 points Theperfectool

    Girl said, “take off your jacket”. I said, “Babe?! -Man’s not hot”

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  • 2 points MrCocklefroth

    What a funny story ... aha ... haha ... uh haha ... ha ............ News.

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  • 2 points CreativeAdeptness477

    /r/youdontski

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  • 2 points glytxh

    Know a 50 year old goth that wears antique leather ski boots almost as a rule.

    I don’t think he’s ever actually been skiing

    Gotta admit. They’re cool boots.

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  • 2 points thehermit14

    I hope it's an 80's styling, so I can marvel at all the hideous glory. I would love a picture of it, but I appreciate you have to live in society too.

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  • 1 points WhatsThePlanPhil95

    Ooh, if you need a warm jacket, last year I bought one from Guess and it's the warmest coat I ever had, especially if you layer underneath.

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    5 points lowlightlowlifeuk

    To be fair anything is warm if you layer

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  • 1 points M1ke2345

    Extra points if it’s a North Face road man styleee.

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  • 1 points Acubeofdurp

    Fitting name op

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  • 1 points yabyum

    I’ve got a trench coat but I didn’t fight in WW1

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  • 1 points TonyHeaven

    I've got an Alpine coat , but have never been mountaineering.

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  • 1 points FlawedFinesse

    r/redditsniper

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  • 1 points prawnk1ng

    I’m not usually into one to play top trumps but I’m wearing a snowboarding jacket. 🤣

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  • 1 points Bobby_feta

    Well if you need to go to the co-op it’s perfect time to learn

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  • 1 points Games_sans_frontiers

    Gonna bust out my Campri ski jacket from the nineties.

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  • 1 points Cold_Philosophy

    I’ve got a duffel coat and have never duffeled. Ever.

    However, I have been to Chelsea whilst wearing Chelsea boots.

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  • 1 points flagondry

    In other countries they just call this a winter jacket.

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