Reminder: Rule 4 - No Politics

Everyone in the UK enjoying the snow except for where I live where we just got buckets full of rain

Lorry’s that think it’s appropriate to have 8 safari night hunting lights on the top of their cabs blinding every oncoming car

Loving the snow but today was meant to be bin day

Wetherspoons are now printing and framing AI art at some of their locations.

Im wearing a ski jacket to cope with the weather, but I've never been skiing l

Lacking the self-confidence to know whether it's too late to say "Happy New Year"

david attenborough told a lie!!!!

Just went to a toilet in a research centre that had a sign asking people not to use toilet paper in the urinals.

Estate agent photographers and their weird camera lenses

The amount of people terrified of driving in the snow seems directionally proportional the the amount of people transporting one foot of the stuff on their roof!

Gritted roads, iced up pavements - pedestrians, get your skates on!

Going back to parents for Christmas. Motion smoothing on the TV. The big light on at all times in the evening. Unplugging the router at night when they go to bed. Refuse to try anything on any streaming service and will only watch “the normal channels”.

Currently sat on a train into London and there’s some bellend blasting a boombox. In typical British fashion no one wants to tell him to do one and turn it off.

A moment of silence for the playground supervisors returning to work tomorrow, bless their hearts. What a bit of snow does to British kids!

Milk shortage in Aberdeenshire because of the weather 💔

Forgot the Christmas Pudding

That's it. Last day of doing sod all. No more cheese and Pâté for you mate. It's spreadsheets and office chat tomorrow. You better have your answer about how your Christmas and New year were as you are going to be asked. A lot.

Bin men changed from new year's day to yesterday. Fair enough. Didn't turn up. Rearranged for today, didn't turn up. I'm starting to panic a bit.

Last night I finished off the Christmas chocolate. Today feels so weird having lunch and not following it with a random assortment of chocolates

That’s alright love, just let your dog shit in the grass by the side of the footpath without picking it up.

Hit some frozen sheep shit while riding my sons sledge, destroying it

Toasting teacakes, raisin gets loose, shorts the toaster and trips the electric

It January 2nd. Pavements have 15,000 new joggers. Every second ad is for new gym memberships. Just have to make it to 14th February.....

The post new year cupboard crisis, all the alcohol glasses were in there before , now they don’t fit