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  • 68 points EarthTrash

    This meme doesn't get old. Sort of like that kid with the turtles.

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    38 points mattchamp98

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    10 points DarthDragon117

    Or like that kid on the bike during the train heist.

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    3 points Empty_Amphibian_2420

    Drew Sharp—that is a terrible memory, no doubt about it... But, son, you need to stop focusing on the darkness behind you

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  • 25 points DarthDragon117

    B: Honey, I’ve been sleeping with a former student. He’s just tight, tight, tight.

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  • 7 points Forever_Away96

    A) All of the above.

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  • 8 points Ornery_Reward_7631

    Shouldn’t lie to yer Wife, even if she happens to be Skyler White. Just say you’re tutoring him in his chemistry studies, he must be in community college or something.

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  • 4 points Easy-Squash-1401

    He was my student, he needs motivation to return to school

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    3 points Ornery_Reward_7631

    Technically not lying 👍🏻

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  • 3 points Sonnycrocketto

    What about we rap together, check out our rap coming out next week Yo.

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  • 5 points glidedsigh

    I think B would be the best answer, anything to ragebait Skylar!!!

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