Hustler - April 1995
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  • 108 points gunslinger155mm

    I mostly cope with the existence of these awful comics with the mental image of an illustrator, stressed to their breaking point, coming up with these in a delirious fugue state

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    0 points the-good-son

    locked in the Hustler's office basement with only cocaine and whiskey for weeks, that's the only way I can imagine these aberrations to be conjured

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  • 23 points Giuserpeverde

    For one second I thought that second head was a kind of smear frame/movement indicator and that the guy was frantically looking at a, presumably male, viewer urging him to look at the magazine and divert his attention from his junk

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    2 points bexar_necessities

    I went a different way. I thought the other head was meant to represent his consciousness greying out as if he has grown bored of jacking off and is doing it on auto pilot

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  • 111 points Send_Me_Puppies

    ... I found this kind of funny

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    30 points wheat_pentz

    I “blew” air out of my nose on this one as well.

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    20 points Amateurlapse

    It’s absurd, it’s not mean or racist, kind of impressive

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    5 points fuuuuuckendoobs

    Can you explain it to me please?

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    4 points cuavas

    One head controls each half of the body. One is holding the magazine, the other is wanking. One isn't really in the mood.

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    9 points wheat_pentz

    “Blow air out of my nose” means, “it gave me a chuckle.” You didn’t laugh out loud, but you chuckled and you blew air out your nose.

    “Blow your load,” is a colloquialism for ejaculating after sex/masturbation.

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    6 points fuuuuuckendoobs

    Are you explaining your comment or the comic? Your comment hasn't helped me to understand the comic.

    A guy with 2 heads beating off to a magazine while on the toilet with the caption "Hey pay attention" is what I'm seeing. Its possible that he has 2 heads, or it implies movement of the subject.

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    14 points wheat_pentz

    Sorry man, I thought you were asking for clarification on my comment. Haha.

    The guy in the comic is asking his other head to focus on the porno mag because they’re sharing a penis. Both heads need to lock in to work the penis head.

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    4 points fuuuuuckendoobs

    All good mate, that's a lot of head.

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  • 6 points Eastern-Finish-1251

    Do they have joint custody of the penis?  

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  • 11 points stopmotionskeleton

    Who the fuck would even think of this without some kind of personal experience in the area?

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    19 points Augustus420

    Do you not have an imagination?

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    9 points Mouseturdsinmyhelmet

    https://preview.redd.it/x4n1wc49qn6g1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd6558aba98f40bd9df9f18ce4b646ae75e10965

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