Heinous Hustler Humour: “Please, Marie, I just ate!” (1979)
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  • 111 points Eastern-Finish-1251

    By Hustler standards this is pretty tame…

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  • 157 points TheDisappointedFrog

    This could be either "please, I just ate, don't be so gross or I'm gonna puke" or "please, I just ate, I can't possibly eat more, even tho you're so tempting". The latter seems way funnier to me.

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    53 points Eastern-Finish-1251

    I read it as the latter as well — and that’s definitely the funnier take. 

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    29 points Bebita92

    Considering Marie’s general appearance and the fact that “wives are gross” is a fairly common punchline in Hustler comics, it’ll be the former.

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    1 points Purple_Trouble_6534

    Nah, I can tell you honestly…that’s not turnoff, they are just trying to be funny.

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  • 14 points Unfair_Spell_7996

    Yummy!

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  • 45 points Puzzleheaded-Bus11

    The way i'd kill to live his life

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  • 24 points rock_and_rolo

    Playboy was full of objectified sexuality. Penthouse threw in some kink/fetish. But Hustler was the place for solid misogyny.

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    17 points Bebita92

    In 1975, Playboy publication Sugar ’n’ Spice published naked photos of a 10-year-old Brooke Shields. The photographer’s lawyers later described Shields as “a young vamp and a harlot, a seasoned sexual veteran, a provocative child-woman, an erotic and sensual sex symbol, the Lolita of her generation.”

    In 1976, Playboy published naked photos of 11-year-old Eva Ionesco. Those photos appeared in several European editions of both Playboy and Penthouse.

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    2 points _Hamburger_Helper_

    What the FUCK?

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  • 15 points Pfacejones

    Alright I laughed. Somebody sue me

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  • 6 points NouveauArtPunk

    Cishet men just aren't actually attracted to women idk what else to say.

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  • 6 points Tuarangi

    I figure these cartoonists have simply never met actual women nor do they understand biology, only way to explain the utter lack of understanding over labia

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  • -2 points LocalNative3005

    😂

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