"Glurp, glurp!" I don't know the context of this, I keep seeing people quote it, and it just makes me think of suckin dick.
carl makes me ponder my own existence and if i was not real and in carl's reality i would want to have sex with him and his cat. (because he is so hot) sex with carl is not real makes me sad and cry.
I'd ask for the sauce, but I've yet to unsubscribe to a subreddit where such masturbation poignant musings are but an inputted search away.
"Glurp, glurp!"
Matt Dinnaman, truly the greatest wordsmith of our time.
I don't know the context of this, I keep seeing people quote it, and it just makes me think of suckin dick.
Just grapefruit 'em!
Goddamnit, donut!
:o
No, only mistborn does this to me. Try consuming it next.
carl makes me ponder my own existence and if i was not real and in carl's reality i would want to have sex with him and his cat. (because he is so hot) sex with carl is not real makes me sad and cry.
i felt like this when that poor caterpillar ate all that food and was STILL hungry 💔
Still not recovered, why not trigger warning.
Ravenous (1999)
Honestly me fr fr reading a little known novel called Diary Of A Wimpy Kid
Very relatable, yes, I also feel like crying every time I have to read something
I felt this way about the ABCs
I'd ask for the sauce, but I've yet to unsubscribe to a subreddit where such
masturbationpoignant musings are but an inputted search away.