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  • 347 points I_think_Im_hollow

    Oligarchy?

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    523 points gugfitufi

    "Would you believe me if I told you this isn't what it looks like?"

    "Absolutely not."

    "Damn"

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    4 points GlassSpork

    Send in the actual oblong 😤

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  • 247 points Kamizar

    But, you need some way to move the portals closer together otherwise this doesn't do much.

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    198 points Edwaredoh

    Only if she needed to press her face to the butt. If she's just wiping, clearly her arms can already reach and the portals need no adjustment

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    46 points Kamizar

    She's gotta inspect and potentially smell her own ass to make sure the wiping worked. Get close.

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    1 points horaceinkling

    The original text of the panel is not about cleaning.

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    47 points manu2oo4

    I agree with the other commenter, why would it require the portals to get any closer? If you can't see at that distance, then you'd have something in common with the character and that being the need for glasses.

    Also like... It's a portal gun, you can just shoot another closer surface, don't take it as me mocking you, just genuinely curious, cause maybe you meant it another way that I don't fully get.

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    39 points Quitthesht

    They're talking about the Oral post.

    If she wanted to do or*ginal on herself she'd be too far away because as soon as she leans in, her lower half would lean away.

    You're right in that she can portal to another closer surface, they were just pointing out that where they currently are wouldn't work for that.

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    7 points manu2oo4

    I honestly thought it was referencing oral, but I just had to make sure. Thx, mate for the info and clarification.

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    5 points cPB167

    Why would you need the portals at all then? I can already reach my own ass

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    2 points jbaxter119

    Ah, but can you see it to confirm everything's clear?

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  • 44 points naveedkoval

    That is one horny artist

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  • 55 points Kuronan

    This is some Halo Forerunner usage of life-changing technology... and I am totally for it.

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  • 31 points HeiHoLetsGo

    It's so cool how this artist's entire gimmick is one girl has a fat ass and the other has big boobs and they have no personality otherwise

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    11 points TsarF

    His art doesn't pass the Bechtel test

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    3 points horaceinkling

    They don’t mention men in this panel so they pass, right?

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  • 1 points Ok_Adhesiveness_5697

    Ew

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