was bored and edited this, feel free to use it to your heart's content

88 points Pollastro09

I try to create Dr. House in every soulsborne game i play. Up until now I've created, chronologically, House in Dark Souls 1, Bloodborne, Demon's Souls 2020, Dark Souls 2 and Elden Ring

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13 points So-Cl

Do you have pics of the characters? That would be fun to see

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17 points Pollastro09

I do. Brace for the worst since I'm always limited by the game and by my own ability.

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44 points Pollastro09

https://preview.redd.it/e7h1nou6jdcg1.jpeg?width=899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa2d54bcd756fc16dad303993a76a61e38c2d9f0

This was on Dark Souls 1 PTDE on ps3. Apart from the hair, i think the facial expression turned out quite nicely.

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31 points Pollastro09

https://preview.redd.it/1ufp00xdjdcg1.jpeg?width=1599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32bb795a7fb62ae9bb1bdb072544c233e30d8792

This is Dark Souls 2 and it fucking sucks. The issue here really was on the game's part and not mine, I gotta say

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30 points Pollastro09

https://preview.redd.it/iq9myo0kjdcg1.jpeg?width=899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8eca336972320b5f93c13fad62ca1e73d0e5488

Bloodborne I feel like it could've turned out a lot better. Maybe in a few years when a remastered comes out (copium) I'll try again. Nonetheless, it's better than ds2.

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24 points Pollastro09

https://preview.redd.it/obhdernwjdcg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9953d15014fe8179685dcc8f8b95d725b424573

The Demon's souls remake's realism stunted the character creation quite a bit. Moving sliders made things barely change, probably so as to make characters as realistic as possible, so I really did the best i could with it.

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25 points Pollastro09

https://preview.redd.it/blsob10okdcg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d43058d96a4301806e6fcb1f4a141fec5c6bb1e

I know this is a shitty photo since i took it in the dark of my room just last night when i started the game. Apart from the eyes that look weird far apart (they're more normal close up) i think it's pretty good. And that's the last one. I don't know anything about sekiro so I don't even know if it has a character creation screen, but I'll try my best in dark souls 3 - when I'm done with ds2 and ER

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6 points So-Cl

Thanks for sharing! These are all great

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6 points Pollastro09

Thank you so much! They're not the best, but I've had fun making them nonetheless. The one in Elden Ring took a staggering full hour to make.

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3 points wilderneyes

I'm losing it at all of these, this is beautiful art.

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3 points So-Cl

Wow I didn't know the Demon's Souls Remake looked that good

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5 points Pollastro09

Yeah, it's got pretty fancy graphics, however I've watched some videos on the matter and yeesh, they've butchered a lot of the ambience.

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1 points So-Cl

So far this one is my favorite

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1 points So-Cl

Lol these are great! The older games do make it a bit difficult to do a cosplay

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2 points therealbrodude

I cannot believe this is real and that I got to witness this thank you

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1 points Pollastro09

Haha thank you!

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5 points GalaxyPowderedCat

Dr House in Elden Ring= It's curse, have you try boluses?

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2 points Old-Turnover3849

I do the same in fallout games. In 1 and 2 you have to be a bit more creative but console commands make it possible in the rest

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1 points Rowan1980

This is outstanding!

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1 points Pollastro09

Thank you!

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46 points ITCM4

Whole town has Lupus. Now, where is the Vicodin? Are you hiding it in the doll?

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13 points Dregaz

The doll looks exactly like Cuddy

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6 points Jaxornd90

"It's never lupus!"

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30 points KaminaTheManly

Guess he's picking the threaded cane huh?

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7 points Aesthetic_Designer

you bet

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23 points ChoccolatteMaid

Have you tried the Insight Drug? Only idiots try the Insight Drug

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15 points FakedID1120

CHASE: House, we need to cure this patient. He is very sick.

HOUSE: Did you try iosefkas blood vial?

CHASE: I did try iosefkas blood vial.

HOUSE: Only stupid people try iosefkas blood vial. You are stupid.

PATIENT: I would rather not turn.

HOUSE: You are stupid too. Did you take madman's knowledge?

FOREMAN: I gave patient madman's knowledge.

HOUSE: You are a pale blood.

FOREMAN: This vexes me.

PATIENT: I have blood from my nose that is dripping.

CAMERON: That's bad!

PATIENT: Also I was bitten by labyrinth mice due to my poor hygiene.

CUTTY: You need antidote. Also, I have not spoken in awhile.

HOUSE: No! Antidote will kill Patient! He needs labyrinth rat bites to live!

CHASE: [Shocked]

CAMERON: [Shocked]

FOREMAN: [Vexed]

HOUSE: More labyrinth rat bites!

CUTTY: I forbid this.

HOUSE: Don't care.

CHASE: [Gets labyrinth rat]

HOUSE: [Makes blood vial]

PATIENT: I feel better. No more nose blood! Thank you doctor!

HOUSE: I am very insightful.

WILSON: I, too, am in this episode.

FOREMAN: This vexes me.

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2 points logosmilk

I saw this meme before I ever watched House and cannot believe it’s somehow only barely joking. Absolute peak

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14 points Aesthetic_Designer

https://preview.redd.it/5do10dz2ldcg1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=a03bad16224d20f6d2a0d9513582a5c35675cb63

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10 points TheCraftyGrump

"Traces of Vitreous humor in the Cerebrospinal fluid. Check his brain for eyeballs. And run a test for blood mercury levels," House juggling preserved fetal samples after breaking into an elderly man's library.
Found this after I saw the drawn version of House as a hunter.

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7 points DurianNo7620

Wilson: "I'm too am in this episode" [He plays Gehrman]

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6 points Blitzer161

It's never paleblood

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4 points L0wlyTarnish3XD13579

https://preview.redd.it/5j00lkqp6gcg1.jpeg?width=981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a89f0bc4251c74723b7ba988428ec22005bd1537

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5 points ElMatasiete7

We're becoming r/batmanarkham

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2 points davicos2005

Nah, we’re just having more and more insight… of what? No clue.

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3 points RidjoR

literally me

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3 points PositiveOdd2288

Bro took too many pills

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2 points Ei_Ku_4419

Blood MD

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2 points bighatartorias

That’s Iosefka isn’t it?

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2 points Cold-Drop8446

The patient needs eyes on the inside to live

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2 points davicos2005

Fear the old Vicodin

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1 points JelliusMaximus

what is house even about bruh 🥀

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1 points Aesthetic_Designer

vicodine

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1 points Evening-Cold-4547

The Beastly Scourge isn't Lupus either

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1 points Mind_Axe101

Thanks for the new pfp

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1 points SiegmeyerofCatarina

patient needs bolt paper

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1 points Nachtseitenfantast

Yeah, yeah, very funny, now give me the official port.

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1 points PurplurPuzzlehead111

Bloodletter

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1 points Artiih

Thanks for the new pfp dude, I'm a doctor and this shit cracked me the fuck up

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1 points Aesthetic_Designer

No problem, may the good vicodin guide your way

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1 points 0zzm0s1s

It looks like Hugh Laurie would be a good person to cast in the Bloodborne movie. The eyes really sell it.

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1 points Asa_Jinn

I was hoping to find your post again, you inspired me to make my own House in Bloodborne.

https://preview.redd.it/wes9kpngk1dg1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=903f39dc6e57fb9f731a00a6787dc6957fad986b

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