A few weeks ago I made this post about seeing a guy I knew from high school who we used to call "Ducky". I said how I remembered Ducky was shy and quiet but as an adult, he pretty much ain't no pushover anymore.

Well, I got up with him yesterday afternoon at the gym and when I tell you I don't know how deep this man's savagery went? I didn't realize this whole "Ducky" thing goes way deeper than I thought.

So seen bro at the gym, went over and dapped him up like last time (didn't loudly call him "Ducky" like last time), struck up a conversation. I was straight up with him. I said, "aye, my bad for calling you Ducky last time. I ain't want you to feel a way about it" and he was cool about it. Like I suspected, he wasn't angry, he was just caught off guard because it's been a minute since anybody called him Ducky. He said his people call him that sometimes when they're trying to be funny, so he's been used to it.

Anyway, we get to chopping it up about working out and fitness and how long he's been boxing and all that. He mentioned that he began doing some martial arts even back in high school. I was like, "oh, that's what's up. We all thought you were just shy and quiet. Whole time you knew how to fight." He was like, "yeah, but I was just getting into it back then." I said, "all you would've had to do is check one person on the bus and all that "Ducky" shit would've been silenced." He said, "nah, I knew they were just playing around so I didn't care. It did get on my nerves having to hear it every day, though."

Bruh, this next part fucked me up.

He said, "you remember [redacted]? He's the one who said I looked like Ducky in the first place." I knew the dude he mentioned and kind of figured it would've been him since he was always cracking jokes. He said, "yeah he was always cracking jokes. I ain't really know dude like that for him to cracking jokes about me. But that's alright. I got to know his family tree though." I raised an eyebrow and was like, "what does that mean?" He just kinda stared at me and shrugged. "You remember his sister [redacted]? Yeah, we got to know each other. We became friends. Good friends." I was like, "bro, no you did not crack [redacted]" and he just shrugged and put his hands like, "aye..." I was laughing my ass off. I said, "when did this happen?" and he was like, "which time? She still be on that sometimes". My brain froze up. I was like, "ooooh shit! Oh nah. Ducky, ninja, you different bruh..." and he started laughing.

So basically, uh, yeah Ducky is the realest ninja since Tupac. I knew he had hands and wasn't soft, but I didn't know Ducky was out here sniping the opps relatives and shit.