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  • 465 points Wide_Specialist_1480

    To all the girlies struggling with being assertive while dating: you need to have this level of confidence and audacity. If CB can maintain his standards and make demands from over there, so can you. 🫵🏽

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    110 points Late-Champion8678

    Preach!

    More of us need to adopt the caucasity/the confidence of a mediocre white cis-man or of people like this dude.

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    23 points Zealousideal-World71

    You are telling straight facts 😭

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    44 points YumijiEntel

    If CB can maintain his standards and make demands from over there, so can you. 🫵🏽

    Idk why but reading this really sent me 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    15 points ltsouthernbelle

    It’s a bit long but worth putting on a tshirt. Front, back, sleeves, tag space use whatever you need to get this message out.

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  • 318 points Candid_Ad5220

    The Harley Quinn & Joker told us even more 💀

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    100 points M4RK3D-B34R

    That had me dead, I couldn’t believe that! And the nerd in me is even more enraged because so much of Harley’s arc is based around her leaving him and coming to grips with the fact that he was trash.

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    87 points sarcastinymph

    The Joker had his own money at least. This dude is gonna be dropping you off at work in your car so he can borrow it until you get off.

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    26 points LawConscious

    And that’s the least of the concerns … I’m sure there’s hella 🚩 beginning with what he’s locked up for 👀. And I just KNOW that credit score is gonna drop once he gets picked up from prison 😩

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    1 points ResolutionSeparate31

    💀

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    9 points Ok-Possibility-9826

    YES, like so much of it is her struggling to leave because he’s an abusive crazy bastard.

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  • 284 points Impressive-Tutor-705

    The bio just made it worse😭 and somehow I bet someone will still match with him

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    116 points RevolutionaryTowel02

    Knowing how bored and petty my sister gets, I bet she’d match just to mess with him 😭🤦‍♀️

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    37 points ltsouthernbelle

    He start talking that shit, next thing you know she’s in love and they’re on Love After Lockup 😂

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    1 points No_Catch5037

    😂😂😂

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    19 points Hopeful_Host_1267

    😂😂

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  • 235 points ShaneAsp

    TRUST he’s going to get someone before he gets out. “Love After Lookup” is a show for a reason

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    47 points OhThatRenTen

    Okay I can’t wait for his season

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  • 197 points OhThatRenTen

    “This is the best it’s gonna get” is not what I expected to read. 😭

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    71 points Zealousideal-World71

    At least he’s self-aware

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    25 points OhThatRenTen

    You know what you’re right. I’ll let him have that 💀

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    4 points LawConscious

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop 🤣🤣

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    11 points Seraph782

    The way I HOLLERED when I saw that! At least he told you upfront he wasn't gonna be about shit

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    8 points Zealousideal-World71

    Not a DAMN thing 😆☠️

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    9 points sarcastinymph

    I naturally read that line as though the next one were going to be “so give up.”

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    2 points OhThatRenTen

    Honestly it flows together so well he should edit it

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  • 43 points Prior-Ad-2686

    They do this on Tik Tok ALOT. There is also a lady who exposes what there in for 😬

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    23 points LawConscious

    👀 page? I’m bored

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    2 points Delicious-Bread1322

    fr need something to watch as i do my hair lmaoo

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    10 points trivialagreement

    Please link it 😂

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    5 points DanniTiger

    Show us the DEETS and spill that tea !! ☕

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    2 points Commercial_Studio107

    @ashkatpod is her handle

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  • 45 points HonestVictory

    That's a hobosexual 😭 Sad thing is so many ladies want to find love they'd fall for this. I really hate this for them.

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  • 72 points Late-Champion8678

    Yes, this is exactly the kind of guy to bring home to your parents lol.

    What is it with black men and the need to announce they are not gay? Surely the bio would already include their sexuality and what they are looking for?

    But I know, there is a woman who hasn’t learned to love herself and her peace who will match with him.

    ‘Don’t judge me by my condition only by what yu (sic) you witness’. Sir, I witnessed that you are incarcerated and unless you tell me why, I’m judging you by your condition because that’s all that’s presented here.

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    37 points Fuzzy-Phase-9076

    I think its more about him being in prison and people assuming he's "prison gay" -- i.e., having sex with men while locked up.

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    10 points Late-Champion8678

    Completely forgot about this phenomenon but still, if he’s selected for straight women, gay men (probably) won’t be trying to match as they’d be filtered out anyway.

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    21 points alwaysouroboros

    It’s 100% homophobia because if you didn’t select men as an option for matches, no gay men would be shown your profile to start with.

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    4 points DanniTiger

    Exactly!

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    13 points weareallalright

    I think it's just homophobia.

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    3 points DanniTiger

    I agree 💯

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    13 points ctierra512

    i mean, he’s in prison and people like to assume

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    2 points DanniTiger

    👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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  • 63 points U_PassButter

    OMG IM SCREAMING! What the hell?

    So I gotta meet you when I pick you up from jail?

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    36 points lildrewdownthestreet

    Why can’t you meet him during visiting hours? lol

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    10 points U_PassButter

    Oooooo no. I gotta...wash my hair and take my cat to the vet..... for.....a long time

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  • 62 points KachitaB

    The sad part is he won't be single for long.

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    1 points maywellflower

    I just want to know how desperate and/or what level of no esteem have to be, to go date / marry a still in prison jailbird...

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    1 points KachitaB

    There are actual reality TV shows about it! Even Gypsy Rose. It's truly fascinating.

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  • 34 points MissTakeAll

    He WILL get a girlfriend 😭 probably 2-3

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    18 points Fuzzy-Phase-9076

    He WILL... and THAT is the really crazy part.

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    10 points manybeez

    sadly this is a fact 😂 he won’t have to wait long at all to get a “wife” 😂😂

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    5 points okaythatscoool

    love during lockup type shiii

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  • 21 points Competitive-Feed-294

    See this is why I quit. Dating apps have lowered our standards to this nonsense. There are women out here enjoying freedom who truly believe this is the best they will get. Glad you know your worth OP. Don’t forget, HOBOsexuals are for dumping, not dating.

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    5 points goon_goompa

    Always been women writing love letters to inmates, sending over money, clamoring over a chance for a conjugal visit.

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  • 23 points Thecassandragoth

    Dude dressed like Ace from One Piece on the last photo

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    14 points LeeJ2019

    LMAOOO don’t do that to Ace 😭🤣

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    2 points woahhellotherefriend

    I’m dead 💀

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  • 23 points nycmaturechick

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  • 24 points crab_grams

    The #NoGays being the first thing on his profile tells me he has, is and will again sleep with men 

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    7 points Seraph782

    I said the same thing lmfao

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  • 16 points LeeJ2019

    NoGays

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  • 16 points Commercial_Studio107

    He said 3 different times that he is looking for a place to stay when he’s out 😭

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  • 14 points Bulky-House-8244

    But he’s into the punk shit that got him into jail. 🤦🏽‍♀️ Priorities!

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  • 13 points Zealousideal-World71

    I’ve seen such profiles on other apps, and lawd 🤦🏾‍♀️ nothing surprises me at this point

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    13 points AdhesivenessCalm1495

    Yeah, I was actually messaging with a guy on POF about 4 years ago that told me he was in prison! Lol. I couldn't log off that site fast enough! Haha

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  • 13 points chrissiewissie06

    The bar really is in hell r/arethestraightsok

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    1 points maywellflower

    The bar doing the only limbo dancing in the bottomless pits of hell....

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  • 13 points OddStore906

    He has the nerve to have standards for his future partner but not standards for his life

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  • 12 points Brave_Acanthisitta53

    …This can’t be real life

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  • 13 points PixelsandCanvas

    Clearly he himself couldn’t cooperate with the law or he wouldn’t be in this predicament…

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  • 12 points KuteKitt

    Oh he looking for a bed and a roof when he gets out. That's all this is. Who go be the fool to give him a place to stay lol?

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  • 11 points cIitaurus

    I’ve had someone in jail swipe on my before i had to go nooo offense 😭 but how you so focused on being homophobic and you’re literally in jail?? LMAO

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  • 11 points sadcapricorn35

    The bio is killing me 😭😭

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  • 10 points NiaMiaBia

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  • 11 points fullmoonthoughts

    “Yes I’m In Prison” just made me cry from laughing

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  • 11 points LustfuIAngel

    Mom come pick me up, I’m scared 😟 cause wtf is going on on Facebook? 😭

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  • 10 points No_Cartographer8939

    please get off there 😭😭😭😭

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  • 8 points Trix_Are_4_90Kids

    He will find someone desperate enough too. There's always some women that will try to polish a turd.

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    6 points voniewright

    That's so unfortunate and I observe this way too much with some women in my family.

    I get scolded a lot to "Love myself more" when I say that I know I'm not conventionally attractive and used to get called ugly.

    But knowing what other women are willing to put up with all for the sake of having a man makes me realize I don't dislike myself to THAT extent, there's a lot I WON'T put up with and that ESPECIALLY includes nonsense from men just for the sake of having one. I'd rather end up alone with my cats, dogs....and money.

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    3 points Trix_Are_4_90Kids

    ...and your sanity!

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  • 8 points joyfullsoul

    You’ll be surprised! Have you ever watched the show Love After Lockup? There are women who seek this out.

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  • 9 points Sail0r_Moonshine

    The way I just guffawed! If I had this much confidence I’d actually be unstoppable.

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  • 8 points BlackSpadeK

    I know some bish out there thinks she’s gonna fix him 😂

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  • 7 points nerdKween

    Lordt.

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  • 8 points water-pumpee

    Wait, Facebook has dating 🤔?!

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    8 points KoalaAggravating1892

    Yes, and the worst is on that platform!

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    1 points water-pumpee

    🤣

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  • 8 points LawConscious

    Well at least y’all know what he DOESN’T like lol

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  • 6 points Conclusion_Winning

    Priorities all the way messed up.

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  • 7 points Jwchibi

    There's a really dumb girl out there for him

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  • 5 points Main-Economist-9547

    https://preview.redd.it/1ma2xjacx89g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=238dba5256f6cedbde20a93eca6796b63ab1f4ba

    Okayyyy but I just wanna know why he cut his shirt like this…..😂

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  • 7 points Inside_Attorney_

    Yooo wtf

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  • 6 points jaeway

    "not with no punk shit"

    That last pic says different my boy 😂😂😂

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  • 6 points gxld_goddess1111

    He looks crusty 🤢

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  • 4 points goon_goompa

    The subject of contraband in prison is so interesting to me. The risk of being caught breaking prison rules clearly outweighs the potential of securing a bangmaid and a home post-release

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  • 4 points okaythatscoool

    nogays sending me baddd

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  • 5 points boozy_bunny

    "Don't Judge Me By My Condition ONLY by what yu witness" Sir, your current condition is being incarcerated and that is all I am seeing.

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  • 5 points RaidenMK1

    NoGays

    NOT WITH THAT PUNK SHIT

    Yes I'm in prison

    Bro did not think this particular listing order through.

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  • 5 points Man_searching_a_life

    High value man.

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  • 4 points esmith1085

    Wait. How did he get a phone??

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  • 5 points Proud_Midnight7096

    Believe it or not, there are women out there that love men in prison. The inmates be streaming live on tik tok and the women in the comments be thirsting. Then they have someone in the comments post what the inmates were locked up for. Chile....🤦🏾‍♀️

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  • 8 points Jinniblack

    💀

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  • 7 points Longjumping-Log923

    The fact that some woman prefer locked up man because they can’t go anywhere is crazy

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  • 3 points giraffebutt

    Not new at all. I used to get hit up by inmates all the time on dating apps years ago

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  • 3 points bellcrooks

    This is so funny, he must be stopped like what?? 😭

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  • 3 points Suitable-Hornet2797

    He is going to be on love after lock up.

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  • 3 points One_Swim_8004

    This is absolutely wild. With that being said, at the very least, he can spell.

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  • 3 points Ssmarie143

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  • 3 points SquigglyLine_6554

    It’s the “Don’t judge me by my condition only by what you witness” and reiterating that he coming home for me lol

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  • 3 points SignificanceLeft3400

    Why are people now capitalize the first letter of every word in their sentence now? Did something change in grammar class?

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  • 3 points Oli_love90

    Not the picture of Jared Leto Joker and Harley Quinn 😭😭. Immediately terrible taste.

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  • 3 points Independent_Wish_284

    Girl he said a “team player”…..sir what?!

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  • 3 points Different_Owl_1054

    Talking about I want a wife to come home to. Sir, where is this home you speak of?!

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  • 3 points smileyglitter

    You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

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  • 3 points Massive-Web-5729

    He looks like prison trade 😂 plenty of women will line up & give him a chance!

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  • 2 points youaint_nevalied

    Two words: Boochie cat

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  • 2 points why_are_bee

    That's your first time seeing this?!?!?!

    That's a normal occurrence on some of the dating sites.

    I get an attitude because they have computers that they're using for dating sites, and it's some kids in school that are doing without.......

    But, that's just my opinion......

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  • 2 points MCLiterati

    Is this man biting his lip and hiding under the covers....

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  • 2 points totally_real_tree

    Apparently for people who live near prisons they see dating profiles from convicts actively serving time all the time 😭😭

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  • 2 points BankBlackPanther

    I've seen plenty on dating apps lol

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  • 2 points PhatFatLife

    What the hell

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  • 2 points soglamsofab

    fucking. ew.

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  • 2 points Silver-Salamander-92

    This is surreal.

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  • 2 points Imherher

    He got a lot of nerves.

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  • 2 points ThrowRAbeautifulglow

    surprisingly, the Harlequin + Joker photo is actually a bigger red flag to me than literally being in prison 😭

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  • 2 points SpectraShadow23

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  • 2 points Indigochairudo

    I never fathom where they actually find the audacity

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  • 2 points Fit-Mall-3258

    May we all be as audacious as this man in 2026!

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  • 1 points Mysterious_Path7939

    Love After Lockup 🔒 🤣

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  • 1 points Nearby_Impact_8911

    Yuck

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  • 1 points TryJezusNotMe

    That’s shit on his lips got some shit on its lips!

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  • 1 points Doll49

    He might just have to go over to that women’s prison and find himself someone. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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  • 1 points KatanaCowgirl

    Why is the heart purple 💜?!?! Whyyyyy?? Did u heart this man?? We listen, an we dont judge ... 🥰🤣🙃

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    1 points Suzy-Skullcrusher

    I didn’t heart him he liked me, personally prison or not I find nothing about him attractive lol

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  • 1 points Midnight-Shadow_3949

    Mandacity is real.

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  • 1 points ScentsfromaWoman

    What is we gon witness, dude?

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  • 1 points Typical-Razzmatazz89

    This first made me laugh, but now I’m deadass irritated

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  • 1 points Key-Entertainment343

    What in the world. Yup. I. Am. ☠️

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  • 1 points Pepsiscrub

    This happened when I was on the dating site plenty of fish I was so confused.

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  • 1 points Independent_Sky_5993

    Kinda handsome lmbo aint no way

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  • 1 points Icy_Queen_99

    Listen, I’ve seen love after lockup. I wouldn’t be surprised if he got more than a dozen matches.

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  • 1 points Hot_Accountant_9535

    The fact that the black and white one doesn't look like hes in jail is actually scary

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  • 1 points Aggressive_Plenty_93

    ain’t no way 😭😭

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  • 1 points C_ntPretty2B3

    https://preview.redd.it/juzlykh6o79g1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b58ad02b47f41354e3d70eff49c3f5186fb07a5

    What is happening?

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  • 1 points UncleRuckus1634

    All I can say is it seems he has nice teeth. Everything is a hell no tho…

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  • -11 points HipAnonymous91

    This feels like AI / a fake profile. Why are there random capitalizations? Why is it dripping with homophobia? Seems like a poor attempt at disseminating negative representations of Black men.

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    37 points Impressive-Tutor-705

    A lot of black men especially from low income backgrounds are very conservative leaning and homophobic unfortunately nothing about this is unbelievable to me😭 it’s fine to be a convict but they draw the line at gay💀

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    16 points Suzy-Skullcrusher

    I doubt it, the profile looks pretty real to me I’ve seen other profiles that do the capitalization thing and a lot of male profiles say no gays or something of the sort

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    13 points StandardEgg6595

    Could be, but the pictures look quite real to me. The textures and his tattoos being consistent are the biggest things that tell me they’re real, even if the person posting is using someone else’s photos.

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