I told him rent is due
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  • 195 points kevohreal

    how dare

    https://preview.redd.it/dr1dzxbj6m6g1.png?width=980&format=png&auto=webp&s=068069fddd2c269817145f7ee1c6e9efb168d346

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    13 points yuhuh-

    Exactly!

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  • 164 points mr_data_lore

    He better get to making those biscuits then.

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    27 points Working-Wallaby-7825

    Or he might just knock something over instead! Classic cat move.

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  • 60 points halexanderamilton

    Something tells me you did not discuss rent with him beforehand. As his attorney, I am here to let you know about renters rights.

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  • 57 points r98farmer

    Being cute is my rent and I pay daily 😀

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  • 34 points ibyczek78

    I think you forgot who's world you live in.

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    31 points chonch1313

    I for sure did, I had to give treats after

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    8 points ibyczek78

    I always say it's a good thing they don't have thumbs when it comes to feeding time or else it'd be over for us useless humans.

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  • 19 points simmyawardwinner

    hello i have your british twin

    https://preview.redd.it/9an2hzx3bn6g1.png?width=2290&format=png&auto=webp&s=185a2b9626f75e7df8b855d5fd12a1049d119e5b

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    9 points chonch1313

    Omg what a cutie

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  • 16 points Thwinkie

    The audacity

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  • 14 points Caffinated914

    Sure no problem.

    Just take it off of your late meal debt, your dirty uncleaned catbox debt, and your failing to play with me at 3:00am fee.

    Add to that the "allowing you to touch my glorious fur" fee, minus any and all rent due,...

    You still owe me 77 catzillion dollars. 'You may get me some tuna now and I will subtract your daily interest fee if you like.

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  • 52 points Appropriate_Sky_6571

    Rent is for ugly cats. He’s not ugly

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    52 points anniecet

    There are no ugly cats…

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    30 points Appropriate_Sky_6571

    Exactly

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    9 points Bubbly_Artichoke_422

    Agreed

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    23 points chonch1313

    You're right, hes so handsum

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    5 points Infinite-Pea-4104

    lol, Definitely! That face could charm anyone out of their rent money!

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  • 12 points Professional_Ruin953

    You live in his house, pay up!

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  • 12 points polaraproticsolvent

    Yes, and he’s coming to collect

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  • 8 points Reptilesblade

    Time to pay the petting tax!

    https://preview.redd.it/kbpwmkff6m6g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ac21d97d35aa565a3084c749e7cd2778df7abcb

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  • 7 points ColonelBonk

    “The catwarmer does not make demands!!”

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  • 4 points Meggopie

    He’s cute enough to live rent free! 🥰

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    3 points chonch1313

    He does mostly lol

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  • 6 points JustHereForCookies17

    If you looked up the word "affronted" in the dictionary, you would see this picture. 

    You've got some nerve, OP.

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  • 3 points charcarod0n

    To which he said “And? Why are you still standing there taking pictures of me? Shouldn’t you be at your 2nd job to support me?”

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  • 5 points trashboxlogic

    Please tell him I love him

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  • 3 points PhoenixFlare1

    “Your point?”

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  • 3 points BroliasBoesersson

    He seems skeptical that rent would be due on the 11th of the month

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  • 3 points Lupinthrope

    You'll get your rent when you fix this damn door! (litterbox)

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  • 2 points OriginalNord

    FURBALL

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  • 2 points js082085

    "U gotta be flufflin' kidding me!!"

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  • 2 points QueenOfAuthority

    Ha ha fabulous what a great photo and it's like really lol

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  • 2 points FushiginaGiisan

    So did you pay him your rent?

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  • 2 points BallisticFiber

    That's r/airplaneears and r/stealthbombers

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  • 2 points No-Caregiver-822

    The disrespect he / she said

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  • 2 points Fantastic_Fanatic_76

    You’ll get your rent when you fix this DAMN CAT DOOR!

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  • 2 points No-Figure-5678

    LOL! So darn cute 🥰

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  • 2 points Huitzillin1

    The shock of you even thinking of asking them is processing still

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  • 2 points Randman27

    😸”I authorize U to pay it”. “Ur welcome”!😸

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  • 2 points Comprehensive-Web421

    Mine is a mooch. Won't fucking lift a finger to even kill a bug. I would serve m him with an eviction notice but he's at least a sort of comfy heating pad.

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  • 2 points BronzeAmzn

    What? Incredibly cute doesn't pay bills?

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  • 2 points Far-Week3328

    Ummm... I think it's the other way around 😅

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  • 2 points stoicordeadinside

    His face says ok pay me then.

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  • 2 points Beach_Bum_For_Life

    The audacity!!!!

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  • 2 points geek_the_greek

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  • 2 points IllustratorMurky2725

    He already paid with tens of dozens of pressure point biscuits

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  • 2 points Glittering_Grass_214

    He owns the house. You're renting it. OP better pay the ho-meow-ner the due rent 😹

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  • 2 points HelloKristi37

    "How dare you, Hooman!! I pay with my majestic cheek floofs every day, you ungrateful peasant!!"

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  • 2 points Dendritic_Silver

    This child is painfully adorable.

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    2 points chonch1313

    100%

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  • 1 points clangan524

    Someone's about to move out at 2am

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  • 1 points Mobile_Aioli_6252

    Excuse me hooman?????

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  • 1 points Inside_Ad_7162

    Bro! Kitty's choosing violence!

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  • 1 points Careful_Map_2190

    😂🤣😅🥰

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  • 1 points Repulsive_Plum964

    Is 🐈‍⬛ on Only Cats? Kitty is gorgeous 🖤

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  • 1 points Just-Chocolate85

    Oh dear! You might want to try barter…

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  • 1 points azorianmilk

    Kings and Queens don't pay rent. Their servants do the dirty work.

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  • 1 points the_real_Beavis999

    That's right hairballs and blanket needing doesn't pay the bills..

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  • 1 points Ok_Security_4714

    He’s like then you better get to work!

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  • 1 points MobNagas

    U mean this ain’t free? Dafaq m8

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  • 1 points Tunelowplayslow

    One of the best cat pics ever

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