I'm free, bitch!
  • 42 points K1dn3yFa1lur3

    Go home, bus! You’re drunk!

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    18 points fastal_12147

    There's no law against a bus being drunk.

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    8 points ilDuceVita

    Ain’t no rule says a bus can’t play basketball

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    3 points Thundersalmon45

    Air Bus.

    Coming to theatres, summer 1997

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    5 points Accomplished-Sun-797

    Bus stop 🚏 🛑

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    1 points Melodic_Anything1743

    😂😂😂😂

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  • 30 points Structuresnake

    Someone forgot the handbrakes again…

    Boss’s gonna be furious.

    These busses cost at least 400.000€

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    6 points Darkness-Man_rusFYI

    Depending on where you are (this one's in Russia, a big place), it could cost from 213000€/$250000 to 670000€/$787000

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  • 15 points Tencer386

    Hmm so I drive busses and at least the ones I drive absolutly scream at you if you leave the seat without the park break on, it's pretty commen on any remotly modern bus.

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  • 4 points Mystery_Chaser

    I go to Ukraine to drive a bus now.

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  • 2 points jaraxel_arabani

    Silent but deadly?

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    2 points vsyazzie

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  • 2 points cbunni666

    Got em in the dome

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  • 2 points Cato0014

    Just running alongside the bus on the wrong side

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  • 4 points flying-chandeliers

    Get in the damned bus and hit the break. You cannot stop a 1000 pound vehicle with your 200 pound body

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    6 points SbrewMe2

    1000 pound bus?

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    5 points flying-chandeliers

    Idk how much they weigh I just know they at least weigh 1000 pounds. I coulda said 10000000 pounds and you still would’ve commented that it was wrong. Fuck you:3

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    4 points MenthaOfficinalis

    Per your first comment it weights like 5 people.. That didn’t sound off to you?

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    5 points flying-chandeliers

    Fuck you:3

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    3 points vsyazzie

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    3 points The_Lady_A

    Just so this fun little reply chain does have an actual answer, the most likely bus weighs 18,000 kg (39,683 lb).

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