And I usually just shit myself.

I made a big decision a little while ago.
I don’t remember what it was, which prob’ly goes to show
That many times a simple choice can prove to be essential
Even though it often might appear inconsequential.
I must have been distracted when I left my house because
Left or right I’m sure I went. (I wonder which it was!)
Anyway, I never veered: I walked in that direction
Utterly absorbed, it seems, in quiet introspection.
For no reason I can think of, I’ve wandered far astray.
And that is how I got to where I find myself today.

It's funny isn't it many people struggle to find relationships, but for some they appear out of thin air, or in this case foul smelling air.

I've been hiding my farts from women... now I know what I've been doing wrong!

Inching close to idiocy prevailing in society

I wouldn't have met my wife if I wasn't being irresponsible, drinking and smoking with some no-life fella out in the middle of nowhere. He thought I would get along with this random woman he met online, got the two of us talking, and we've been inseparable ever since.

I suppose from the beginning of their relationship they were comfortable enough to fart in front of each other. I love that for them.

cup of cheese!