Chunks

28 points lilchalupzen

Me at 2:53 waiting in my room with a knife

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31 points ST0IC_

Me waiting in my room with a condom and handcuffs.

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11 points Entrepreneur_Civil

I am aswell

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18 points KeeganY_SR-UVB76

I, too, am waiting in this guy‘s room with a condom and handcuffs.

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9 points Entrepreneur_Civil

Wait what-

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5 points Schzercro

We all are

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4 points [deleted]

So am i

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2 points quasr_dapostr

r/beatmymeattoit

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2 points sneakpeekbot

Here's a sneak peek of /r/beatmymeattoit using the top posts of the year!

#1: me please!🙋🏾 | 64 comments
#2: phew that was close | 35 comments
#3: d | 92 comments

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2 points phrogofDOOM

r/beatmywifetoit

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2 points M0lin_

r/buttfuckedabirdtoit

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1 points DaBomb1910

r/buttfuckedmywifetoit

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1 points gapehornlover69

r/butyourearedditor

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1 points [deleted]

How did you find this 7 months later?

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1 points quasr_dapostr

I Have No Idea.

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1 points neorenamon1963

I guess it must be the Reddit feed. It just appeared in mine.

Oh, and remote surveillance is much safer...

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1 points Wooden-Trainer4781

We're in his walls

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1 points High-jacker

r/beatmymeattoit

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1 points [deleted]

All of us.

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1 points Drifloon_lover

Happy cake day!

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3 points Jackfrost_530

r/SuddenlyCommunist

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1 points _Serafall

Did you survive the night?

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1 points Entrepreneur_Civil

I didn’t even remember this

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1 points _Serafall

Bro got "Pill Cosby'd"

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1 points Mikeinthedirt

Where’s your whip?

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1 points Legitimate-Issue7658

r/cursedcomments

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4 points [deleted]

WE are waiting in your room with a condom and handcuffs

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2 points Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

r/expectedcommunism

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1 points sneakpeekbot

Here's a sneak peek of /r/expectedcommunism using the top posts of the year!

#1: ouranus | 8 comments
#2: Expected Communism | 2 comments
#3: It's time to join OUR g_lag, comrade. | 2 comments

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1 points DizzyBlackberry8728

Ruined the joke

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1 points ST0IC_

Please explain how I ruined you?

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1 points DizzyBlackberry8728

The original joke was sex.
This guy said “wait, wouldn’t it be a plot twist if I actually summoned her for murder”.
You said “YKNOW WHAT WOULD BE EVEN FUNNIER THAN THAT? SEX”

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1 points [deleted]

Wait... that's not how you deal with intruders... wait... OH MY GOD YOU BETTER NOT

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1 points joshboat30

Considering how this is probably not a human fuck the condom lmao

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1 points gapehornlover69

I think about this too, if it’s another species, you don’t need to worry about getting them pregnant.

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1 points HenryTheGeographyKid

Me too 🤑

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1 points Torellone

r/beatmetoit

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1 points matto_42

No condom

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1 points rigtek42

42 The answer to Life, The Universe and Everything.

A friend and I having an in depth examination of the nature of 42 shortly after crossing dimensional barriers, came to the conclusion that...... If there may be The answer to Life, The Universe and Everything..... Wouldn't that by nature require a question.

We deduced the question to be as follows:

If a chicken and a half lay an egg and a half in a day and a half,,,,, How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse????

And the answer is....... 42 The answer to Life, The Universe and Everything.

It's been theorized that for any question, whatever it may be, if the answer appears unknown, it is by default,,,,42

If I'm correct in my interpretation of 42 in the user name, you may understand.

If I am incorrect,,,,, my post will appear as the ravings of a madman....

So..... DONT PANIC !!!

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1 points gapehornlover69

Oh that’s how you deal with home intruders? Well let me just take a thorough shower and intrude your home.

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1 points Mikeinthedirt

And a feather whip

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1 points RyanNotSoProGaming

Same

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1 points Yousucktaken2

r/hornyjail

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1 points ST0IC_

Joke's on you, I'm already serving a life sentence.

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1 points RonzulaGD

Same

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1 points throwaway19276i

r/3amcomdomjumpscare

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1 points SomeoneIdkHere

r/subsifellfor

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1 points sasha271828

r/howdidyoufellforthat

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1 points SomeoneIdkHere

r/subsifellfor

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1 points sasha271828

r/foundthetoyotacorolla

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1 points SomeoneIdkHere

r/subsithoughtifellfor

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1 points sasha271828

r/foundthetoyotacorollatwice

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1 points sasha271828

r/21charactersandnomore

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1 points Xmatt04L

Me too lol

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1 points 1ParaLink

Me too

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3 points OfficialOwlMoeMoe

This was my exact thought

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2 points XBOXLIVE360a

I WAS GONNA SAY THE EXACT THING

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1 points ZethMrDadJokes

Oh. I see that you are waiting for your wife to enter

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9 points Does_A_Bear-420

And do what?? :]]]]]]]]

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5 points Scount_mAIN

the sexing

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2 points GooseKing-13_

😔😔

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3 points LetsChaos24

omg how many double chins do you have

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6 points Does_A_Bear-420

I have enough

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10 points [deleted]

[removed]

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3 points AnEgotisticalFuck

yes

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9 points beansouphighlights

cheesburgr

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2 points Dzen_Achived

Big mac

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2 points ianwgz

Double chezbugur

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2 points terrairiaplayer

Wopper

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1 points [deleted]

r/cumburgers

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5 points SpeedyWithS

This means thst she'll only appear if you DO repost

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1 points bullybilldestroyer_a

reposted

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3 points [deleted]

jokes on you i think i’m aro ace

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3 points pHGamer1

I can't believe some people are fine with getting no bitches, but you do you, man

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1 points zippycat9

some have found their true love on garlic bread

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1 points pHGamer1

You know what, totally fair. Only downside is that you can’t screw garlic bread

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1 points hUnsername

Says who I can personally confirm them wrong

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1 points zippycat9

Only downside is that you can’t screw garlic bread

😏

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1 points Timely-Self5070

r/beetlejuicing

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1 points Coolperson372

Leaves a higher chance for me. (I have 0 game and am definitely going go die alone)

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1 points QuiteHell

oil up

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3 points seal_fucker

Eh, a seal would be better

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2 points pHGamer1

Username checks out

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2 points [deleted]

Well then r/usernamechecksout

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3 points E_MC_2__

isnt her being a kneeecap breaker canon

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2 points [deleted]

who is she

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1 points Thetoptophat

Put it threw google images and tell me

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1 points H4ckdrag0n999

Did you find out?

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1 points Capsule_CatYT

Egg 🥚

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1 points Twilight_Chomper

r/Foundthecapsulecat

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1 points the-goober-re

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP

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1 points Capsule_CatYT

Yes

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2 points Beastboyluc10

virginity is my passion

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2 points [deleted]

Gigachad

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1 points Alpha-T2

Rex moohs here guys from scottthewoz

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1 points Cloud9IX

Imma be honest, I don't know who this character is, but I kinda need someone to be in my room, particularly a woman or a girl, and just... Lie there with me. Nothing sexual (especially since I'm 14), just be there with me.

God, I need help...

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1 points mattoviperau

r/im14andthisisdeep

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1 points Thetoptophat

r/cringe

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1 points Cloud9IX

Ok

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1 points PastorOf_Muppets

bro do NOT open up to a meme community on reddit😭🙏 bless ur heart bro😭😭

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1 points Cloud9IX

Bruh that was like half a year ago 😭 I'm doing better about not having a gf or anything but I'm kinda doing worse in other ways 😭😭

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1 points Dogmations_

Thanks for warning me

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1 points No_Figure_6809

What happend to this sub

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1 points DareTo0REAM

It’s a guy so it’s even better

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1 points Thetoptophat

Woah shes got some juicy jugs

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1 points flagitiousevilhorse

Reposted

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1 points Cyrenaicia

Not reposting

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1 points the-goober-re

r/text

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1 points Grouchy-Addition9670

Me at 2:59 waiting to cuddle 🥰

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1 points ShoulderHoliday7697

I’m 4 yrs late

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1 points [deleted]

She can’t even get to so many people💀

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1 points SocietyKlutzy8501

She's almost as hot as the nun from nun massacre, or almost as hot as the color 7.

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1 points LordOfEternalDread

Oh shet I forgot the condoms 🫨

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1 points Green-Presence-8448

Helltaker?

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1 points Old-Inevitable-9349

r/beatmywifetoit

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1 points Palterker

I don't do such stupid things... (Actually hopes she'll come)

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1 points No_Cry8336

Im waiting in my room, I tied myself up for you

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1 points koinai3301

Well, she would have to visit a lottttt of rooms at 3AM now.

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1 points Bals12345

u/repostsleuthbot

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1 points RAY_45067

He*

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1 points Fhvxk

This isnt gonna stop me

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1 points [deleted]

Discord

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1 points Doodle99999

Golden monkey.

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1 points golden-windd

(:

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1 points getoutofmyhouse-

I wont🗿

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1 points Nukordit

Pass the SAUCE

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1 points FullMetalAlchemist13

Helltaker r34

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1 points Nukordit

I already found it but still, thanks.

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1 points Just_Call_me_benDude

Is that a demon?

Rip and tear

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1 points qwertyboiiiwhat1

Helltaker got some fanart

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1 points kurtank12_YT

I have a Mossberg 500 and a 10kg canister full of mustard gas

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1 points DarkMatter2012

I sure hope I don’t get sexed at 3am I’ll be asleep!

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1 points PansyNmi

jinkies!

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1 points ElijahDanielRayWood

not me reposting 666666666666666666 times

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1 points CrossClairvoyance

Here in Texas, we’re prepared for this kinda thing.

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1 points IngeniousKiwiKitty

I'll wait 😈

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1 points squidbrady

Stay focused brothers. Don’t be tempted this is but a challenge on the road on abstaining from sin. 🫡

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1 points gapehornlover69

r/suddenlyreligious

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1 points alez160

Souce????

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1 points CALIFORNIUMMAN

Someone please salt the earth so no-one else can do such a shit crop job, please!

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1 points thesimp_184

She canonically will break Your knee caps with a sledgehammer

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1 points ImJordan-_-

69

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1 points XHouseOfShadowX

Gets my gun*

bring it bitch.

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1 points Suspicious_snake_

I need to know the original source… for uh, research

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1 points [deleted]

i will make her appear in my fridge an the launch it in a fucking cannon

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1 points Neroidius

KILL THE DEMON

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1 points Outrageous_Factor224

Wtf time right now here is 0300

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1 points gameboy1001

Smash

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1 points Milo_Dubs

So win win?

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Pass the SAUCE

bring it bitch.