What my beard looks like 😊
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  • 62 points LowHall4

    Like desperation and begging for onlyfans subs. 🙄

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    -37 points Yossielpapi

    😙

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    19 points LowHall4

    Ew.

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    -6 points jchastn2

    Im not seeing that here. Go away

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    1 points Nikitistik1221

    then you’re either 12, extremely gay (i’m allowed to say that), or 50, or OP….

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    5 points Nikitistik1221

    i thought this was a joke post. idk how ppl are physically able to post this without seizing in pure, unadulterated cringe

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    2 points LaochTheHellhound

    That’s stubble jr

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  • 31 points Fester3787

    Why has every sub turned into an OF ad? I've left 3 this week because of this shit

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    -37 points Yossielpapi

    Nobody is Promoting nothing, you're just a person angry with life.

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    6 points Fester3787

    Ok, so you don't have an OF?

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    9 points Additional_Coast_568

    Nobody is promoting nothing? So.. someone is promoting something?

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    8 points chrisagiddings

    Double negatives are the gotcha of the English language.

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    3 points Flying_Saucer_Attack

    You're literally promoting your OF you fucking moron

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    -1 points Soul_of_Garlic

    noBOdY’s PrOMotIN NUttiN

    giMme SUM MUnNY dU

    aHl sHOw Yuh MY DiyUck

    GIMmE sUM MUnny dU

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    0 points Flying_Saucer_Attack

    You're retarded.

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  • -14 points Lonely-Suggestion372

    Who is looking at your beard??

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    -20 points Yossielpapi

    ❤️

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  • -18 points [deleted]

    And a very nice beard it is.

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    -1 points Yossielpapi

    Thank you my king ❤️

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    11 points LowHall4

    Sybau and go sub to his bs if that's what you want. Don't encourage the bs.

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    0 points Yossielpapi

    It seems that the one who wants attention is you

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    13 points LowHall4

    No, actually I dont. I just want trash to post in the correct subs. That's it. Is that too much to ask?

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    0 points Yossielpapi

    Is it too much to ask that you live your life and let others live?

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    1 points [deleted]

    If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous of the OP. Geez. You guys are so catty. The OP was no worse than all the other insecure guys looking for an ego boost on this subreddit. Smh. This subreddit seems to mostly be guys checking out other guys. If he's an OF owner, it really is the best place to advertise. Speaking of beards...how's the wife?

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    -2 points [deleted]

    Ahem...queen.

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  • 14 points No-Win-8380

    Like an old ass man that looks like a kid tried to draw him with their left hand.

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  • -10 points Fast-Tangelo4613

    Beard great, your tits look even better!

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  • 19 points Hoody2shoes

    Fucking gross

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    -4 points Yossielpapi

    not as much as your ukulele song and your voice 😂

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    18 points Hoody2shoes

    Oof, if that’s the best you got, I can understand why you whore yourself on Reddit

    Good luck with your self esteem issues

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    -3 points Yossielpapi

    Even to sell yourself you have to have grace, in your case talent is what you don't have.

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    11 points Hoody2shoes

    I dunno, man. I’ll just let Reddit sort it out with karma. Posting pictures of yourself on the internet is not talent, my dude

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    -1 points Yossielpapi

    What Karma are you talking about? Does writing “disgusting” to someone who hasn't done anything bad to you seem like something that causes good karma to you? Your reality is altered, I think that life has already punished you by giving you 0 talent and let's not even talk about your physique there or how to help you.

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    1 points Hoody2shoes

    You post thirst traps (a pretty weak one at that) in a sub that is intended for bearded education and non sexual appreciation. This is not the definition of “good”, by any stretch.

    Go watch another Andrew Tate podcast and whack off, talentless wemp

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    0 points Thick_Situation_2650

    Karma are the points you earn on Reddit from upvotes, downvotes and posting. Not the what goes around comes around karma 🤦🏼‍♂️ you asked, they answered. It’s a thirst trap and not that attractive, but you could be if you didn’t take pictures that make you look like a douchebag™️ from the angle of your penis. Which is part of all the OF comments. That and the cock all over your profile. This picture just oozes entitlement. You objectively are attractive. It just won’t counter the ugly personality presented here

    Edit: you also posted this exact picture tagged NSFW to another sub for bros so idk what you’re trying to argue of this not being porn oriented vs beard oriented. We just don’t care or want to see your cock dude. Take it to the right sub

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    8 points Additional_Coast_568

    Singing and playing an instrument at the same time is incredibly difficult. Even talking and playing an instrument is hard. Hell, playing an instrument alone is hard. All that requires talent, which he clearly has.

    You just post gay thrist traps, even though you're pretty mid, for attention on reddit. You really have no leg to stand on calling other people talentless.

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    0 points Yossielpapi

    Hahaha, do you have the authority to offend me just because you are frustrated with life? I already told you that your reality is altered, and I maintain that this guy has no talent for singing, much less for playing instruments.

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    4 points Hoody2shoes

    Says the guy who thinks sticking his dick in a coffee mug is “talent”. Nah, it’s unhygienic

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    0 points Yossielpapi

    Get over it, you don't have nor will you have any talent, now I understand why you are frustrated and angry with life, apart from not having talent, you don't even have a good physique, I won't pay attention to you in real life, I wouldn't even turn to see you.

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    3 points Additional_Coast_568

    You're the one with no talent. You are also clearly the one frustrated and angry.

    You having a 4/10 physique doesnt cover up your shit personality and lack of anything interesting or talent whatsoever.

    No one would pay attention to you either. Unless it's negative attention.

    Your confidence is misplaced. You arent ripped or good looking or talented or anything. You're just a bit of an attention seeking dickhead.

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    2 points SFFFanatic85

    I absolutely love how accurate this post is about this thing that thinks he’s remotely attractive.

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    2 points Hoody2shoes

    Great, we’re on the same page about sharing physical space. Now go update your Tate fan club page about the libtards you think you’re trolling

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    0 points Yossielpapi

    When you have some talent we will talk while he continues frustrated attacking people who don't even know about your existence.

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    0 points Thick_Situation_2650

    People turning to see you are confirming you freeballed before they call the police brother 🤣

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    1 points Additional_Coast_568

    Are you autistic by any chance ?

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    2 points Hoody2shoes

    Whoa, don’t lump him in with us because he’s got shite manners and zero situational awareness. Plenty of us autists are normal functioning people, plenty of neurotypicals are assholes for the sake of it

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    1 points Additional_Coast_568

    No I'm well aware myself of that man, trust me.

    I just wouldn't feel as comfortable ripping on him and it would explain a little better about him if he was autistic. His lack of social awareness and such.

    I promise I didn't mean that in a negative manner.

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    2 points Hoody2shoes

    My bad, context matters and tone is hard to convey by text. It was meant to be more lighthearted than it reads. It may be the tism we’re talking about

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  • -15 points HisWonderWoman122016

    You're so hot...

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  • -14 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    4 points Yossielpapi

    Thanks brother

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    -1 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    6 points Austin1975

    The comments in this post 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • -9 points SarcasticStarscream

    Nice

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  • -9 points Expensive-Local1314

    Daddy

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  • -8 points Realistic-Mind3183

    There's a beard?? I was distracted. 😆

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    2 points Yossielpapi

    😂😂❤️

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  • -8 points 2-hungry-holes-4U

    Sexy! Sexy! Sexy!!!

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  • 9 points zenyorox

    Cornball

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  • 9 points BouncingBatarangs

    Reddit is just american politics and get horny posts.

    Props on the work but this is just lazy and you know it

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  • -8 points Worried-Ebb-5915

    Hot I would worship you Toronto

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  • 9 points Equivalent-Tower313

    What a strange guy

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  • 6 points [deleted]

    Abs are lacking chest and biceps are doing well your older so to be this fit 100% trt I think we both know this was about validation not the beard good luck w that

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    1 points Yossielpapi

    🥱🥱

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  • -4 points Legitimate-Union-645

    Your dick’s POV

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    -6 points [deleted]

    Oh...definitely what one would see if one were in that neighborhood.

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  • 10 points AgitatedElk3262

    Shut the fuck up get outta here

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  • 9 points white_t_shirt

    “What my beard looks like from the POV of my wiener”

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  • -6 points mensfeet69

    I think it looks great and I like the POV which is usually my favorite POV while I’m suc…

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  • -7 points DizzySugar88

    Hot

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  • -6 points Sad_Telephone823

    I looked at those delicious pecs

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  • -8 points Old_Control_9972

    Your beard and treasure trail both look good!!

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  • -7 points GH-headmaster

    Great as does all of you !! So 🔥

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  • 7 points curfudgeonly

    Looks like youre constantly scraping cum out of it.

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  • 4 points Magneto-X

    Settle down

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  • 8 points unsuspectingwatcher

    This is the equivalent of a chick posting a video pushing her entire arse in gym gear to the camera with the caption “what do you think of my new earrings”

    Cringey, embarrassing, and only a loser would do it

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    1 points SFFFanatic85

    Haha. Absolutely this.

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  • -4 points RTomF

    Sorry! I got distracted by your treasure trail.

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  • -2 points [deleted]

    Looks scratchy

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  • 6 points DevelopmentScary3844

    A grown ass man posing like a 14 year old girl. How wonderful.

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  • 6 points Effective-Internet71

    Yeah sry buddy. You beard is clearly not the focus of your post. FFS man have some dignity. Nothing wrong with showing off what you got, but damn. At least do it in the appropriate subs.

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  • 3 points Dmxmd

    This sub needs a NSFW tag apparently. People are here to see styles to guesstimate what their beard will look like grown out, not to see porn ads.

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  • -1 points Highland92346

    Muscle man 💪

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  • 2 points TheBlackKnight1078

    What need is there to expose your torso and make the photo from that angle? You are weird, bro. No need to try so hard to get attention.

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  • 2 points trppychkn

    Is your talent on only fans so basic and mediocre that you have to promote yourself on a subreddit for beards lol.

    Good looking man but a horrible ego by the look of your replies to others on this post.

    So just a good looking shell of a man.....

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    1 points Yossielpapi

    Yes, of course defending myself against frustrated people means having an ego 🧐

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    1 points trppychkn

    Only if you feel attacked and only if you actually believe those assumptions are true 👍 But if you truly know that whatever they're saying isn't true then it shouldn't affect you .

    Edited for grammar

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    1 points kenialacuban

    Literally this man has done nothing wrong and you come and attack him and if he responds to you, then he is the bad guy? 🤣🤣🤣

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    1 points trppychkn

    Who called him a bad guy?

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    1 points kenialacuban

    You are literally gaslighting him 😂 For a person to defend themselves against such unpleasant comments is totally normal.

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    1 points trppychkn

    If it wasn't a subreddit just for beards I wouldn't have an issue

    Stop gagging on his dick because the lack of oxygen to your brain is making you not notice the small details.

    He can post on a gay sub reddit lik r/gaybros or whichever else but even there they will block him for promoting his onlyfans...

    If this post was really about his beard then we would be seeing a better angle of the beard, a focus more directed to the beard....

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  • 3 points ShroudedTemples

    Are we still talking about the beard? Seems a little off subject…😕 Just in case you read the sub wrong it’s beards not bears.

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  • 3 points RectalBenzo

    Man this sub has gone from “here’s my beard” to “here’s my wiener”

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  • 0 points [deleted]

    Look better if I was sitting on it

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  • 1 points Thom_Kiwi0791

    Where she at?

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  • 0 points Low-Progress-120

    Love me a femboy 🥰💅🏼

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  • 2 points SFFFanatic85

    Vile vile vile.

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  • 1 points mikemudman

    Nice but for some reason I’m paying attention to something else

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  • 1 points kenialacuban

    Very beautiful, many trolls and on top of that if you answer them they act offended 😂😂😂

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  • 0 points argyle811

    Looking good

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  • 1 points goldbracelets

    Boy this is NOT about the beard and you know it

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  • 1 points Flying_Saucer_Attack

    Gtfo we don't want you here

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  • 1 points Sticy_Jacky02

    This sub…

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  • 1 points kai_zen

    Where are the mods on this shit?

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  • 1 points nerdilynonconforming

    Has gray hair and is still seeking attention like a lil boy LMFAO

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  • 1 points trudolfdasroentier

    Why does my normal post about beard advice get blocked and this dude doesn’t? Am I not jacked enough? Do I need to work out to be allowed to post here? Cus I’ll do it! I’ll get fucking shredded

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  • 2 points HungryBottom91

    Good angle

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    1 points Yossielpapi

    Thank you ❤️

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  • 1 points SlickyOneTwo

    Nice view

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  • 1 points Suitable-Recording-7

    never expect a whore with nice personality 😂

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    0 points Yossielpapi

    Is that why you don't have a good personality?

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    1 points Suitable-Recording-7

    no, you seem unable to understand this English sentence, and need me to break this down for you: based on the way you present yourself in your posts, you're the one who matches the definition of 'whore' perfectly. thus, the part about 'don't have a good personality' is describing you. i hope this helps.

    also, don't let your customers fuck your brain, this can only damage your ability to think and your mom will stop loving you if she knows you selling your ass.

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    0 points Yossielpapi

    You don't even know how to speak English and you want to come give me lessons 😂😂

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    1 points Suitable-Recording-7

    you misunderstood again, nobody is trying to give a skanky tramp a lesson. your whore brain can't even get the point of this convo. let me explain this in a simple phrase: you're just a narcissistic whore.

    is this explanation clear enough? it's okay to admit your only talent is whore yourself and get fucked. i feel really sorry for your mom

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  • 1 points gayranger09

    Oh there it is. I was focused on the happy trail.

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  • 2 points Aggravating-You-1179

    Great look

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  • 1 points Whiskey_midnightmoon

    What interesting angle for looking at a beard ....

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  • 1 points hot-mess-in-progress

    Expected a beard pic. Disappointed.

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  • 1 points Electronic-War1332

    Bro... i knew the gay population of this sub was pretty high, but stop up voting this guy. Idc if youre gay, you should still know this sint a sub for that stuff.

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  • 2 points ok-run-6033

    Your breath looks good your smile makes my heart hurt … and I really do wish you all the best and much happinesss

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    1 points ok-run-6033

    Beard not breath

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    1 points Yossielpapi

    Thank you very much brother ❤️

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  • 2 points ok-run-6033

    You are so welcome .. you are one sexy dude… and bet you are a firecracker between the sheets..

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  • 2 points That-Band958

    You look hot. I would definitely grow it out.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Security 😱

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  • 1 points TybaltGrey

    All of you is sexy AF

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  • 1 points RemarkableFlow2664

    I didn’t expect to have throw up for breakfast

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  • 1 points Defjanitor

    That’s stubble….I shall call you, STUBBY. Good morning Stubby.

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  • 1 points ArtbyAction

    Ayo wtf lmao this backfired

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  • 1 points Johnnymak0071

    This is about beards and your thirst post should have never been approved. The last fucking thing I want to see is gay porn on my feed.

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  • 1 points Fresh-Fae

    Yeet this neffew!

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  • 1 points Severe_Dig_1517

    I'm happy to look at your face and stare into your eyes. You are Man

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  • 1 points Agreeable-Track-1686

    Name checks out, douche

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  • 1 points thechoopchoop

    But yet my post gets removed because I showed a pic above my "naked" shoulders....

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  • 1 points Apprehensive-Sign997

    Loser

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