The Queen of The North on One Bite 🍕

151 points Old-butt-new

Pats sub clutching the absolute fuck out of their pearls over dave portnoy

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79 points parrano357

its the same anywhere on reddit. boston city subreddit is made up of literally the exact people he used to make fun of in person at protests during the milton days

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3 points Malligator2345

Barstool free talk even has these people

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27 points Bronze_Bomber

Didn't you hear that he tried to murder Pete Carroll?

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12 points thenewber99

The roofies line was a new one

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3 points pok3ey3

I’m a pats fan and it’s pathetic

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27 points High_SchoolQB

Saw him called a racist and a Zionist under the same comment, people really are broken brained

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48 points lsm4

Why can’t you be a racist and a Zionist?

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-43 points High_SchoolQB

I’m sure you could, I just don’t think he’s a Zionist

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56 points Lordvalcon

He is a proud zionist.

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30 points MoistFeces

No, he’s biologically gay.

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8 points slough0967

High School QB got CTE

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7 points lsm4

Seems like you have the broken brain then

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-17 points High_SchoolQB

Ok buddy

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3 points LawrenceMoten21

Are those things mutually exclusive?

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141 points rep85

Sheesh what a bunch of losers in that sub. Unlike us 😎

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52 points jasperplumpton

“She sat directly in front of me at the Ravens game. I took a picture with her and she was very, very sweet. You can tell she is a genuinely kind person. It was the highlight of my month!”

Jail

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23 points chinga_tu_barra

one of the worst things on reddit is people who take a post and tangentially make it about themselves by sharing some hardly related anecdote for upvotes.

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2 points wheresthecheese69

The old “could have been me”

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2 points pok3ey3

Unfortunately an active member of that sub. Fuck them

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74 points Rex_on_rex

A lot of people in that sub not respecting Brady Belichick Portnoy

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49 points oceans89

I clicked the original post by accident and was so confused by the comments. Didn’t know so many Pats losers hated Dave. Kinda surprising since Kraft is a fan.

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65 points chinga_tu_barra

pretty sure this is the only corner of reddit that doesn’t dislike dave, and even that’s not universal.

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29 points sciorch

Her little dimples are cute as shit

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25 points drypow

Comments on that post are insane

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9 points Monk_Discipline598

Like 95% of Reddit has turned into that. Even non-political posts get dragged into the swamp. You can't escape it.

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17 points Burial44

Whole bunch of little bitches in that thread

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8 points DConion

I can’t stand the Pats sub any time anything Portnoy or Barstool is posted. Our owner literally loves him, they went to jail for Tom Brady, big visible fans that fight hard for the team. Who cares if he’s controversial, find me somebody who isn’t.

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25 points ToddPacker5

Who tf names their daughter Michael

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22 points Rex_on_rex

A dad that wanted a son

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14 points Edelmaan

I grew up with one. When we would have a substitute teacher they would never believe her during attendance. I felt kind of bad. She asked to go by Mikey to try to sound girlier

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15 points DResq

Mikey Bets real name is Michelle.

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7 points cd_3

It’s pretty common in at least some of the south for girls to have a two part first name where the second part is a boys name and they get mad at you if you just call them by their girl name

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6 points havoc1428

pretty sure her first name is Ann

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20 points havoc1428

r_patriots not beating the allegations that team subs are full of shut in psychopaths. Everyone calling Dave a total piece of shit and awful human being while watching a dude be humble and glaze a local mom and pop pizza joint.

Don't believe your lying eyes lmao.

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10 points chinga_tu_barra

it’s funny cause i used to regularly go to pats games and the crowd always seemed to be old white right wing dudes, like what i imagine to be the opposite of that sub, and every sports sub on here.

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14 points WKWA

Any team sub is 70% people who can't afford to go to games

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35 points chinga_tu_barra

from what i gather from this post on the pats sub, being a supporter of israel is as bad as being a racist and a misogynist.

i hope those broken brains never find out who owns the team!

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15 points parrano357

lol patriots fans are well aware. Kraft famously takes players to israel almost every off season. supposedly he bonded with Jerod Mayo so much on one of the trips he promised him he would be belichicks successor multiple years in advance

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23 points thenewber99

I am a pretty libtarded but Israel Palestine has broken the brains of like everyone to the left of me.

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3 points cd_3

I’ll be honest first glance at the thumbnail I thought that was Caitlyn walker.

Shoutout to the queen tho love bakemas

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2 points therightstuffdotbiz

Opposite sex middle names always seem off to me.

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4 points razzin6667

When does Sansa Stark make an appearance?

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1 points KCJellyfish

An outsider, boston sports fans are portrayed as racist, while everything else is woke

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1 points chinga_tu_barra

for better/worse, most of the fans on the boston sports subs weren't boston sports fans 5-10 years ago, and most are going to be disgruntled far-left 20-something poors. not really the boston sports demo.

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-1 points throughthenarrowpass

Don’t disrespect Sansa Stark like that

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-1 points StopHamelTime

Was that male hump who kept inserting himself in the conversation with the crew of ladies?

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-11 points waynegod69

Couldn’t pay her to repost this

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2 points TB1289

She did but ok.

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