What should I do with all of these bananas?
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  • 23 points BaconUniverse

    Hand them out to people for free

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    7 points ExpensiveBluejay1176

    Or make a fuck ton of banana bread and give that away. You can make it even greater a giveaway by baking in some canna butter 🙂

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  • 18 points OneAngryDuck

    Make more banana

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    9 points artie_pdx

    “You see, when a mommy banana and a daddy banana love each other very much…”

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    5 points OneAngryDuck

    …they meet up with some friends for a bananorgy

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    2 points Prestigious-One-742

    The Grinch: “Brilliant!”

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    2 points JasonVanished

    Make big banana

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  • 14 points Financial-Brain-1908

    Star in a Math word problem. But Only if your name is Jill, Juan, or Alex.

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    3 points LustrousJappa3969

    Guy from the math problem

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  • 12 points StevenSaguaro

    Banana chocolate chip cupcakes, I have a recipe, you can mash and freeze them. I was in my local Winco last Sunday morning, there was a woman, an African immigrant I reckon, with the brightly colored long dress and matching headwrap, pushing a cart 3/4 full of bananas, just bananas. I wanted to ask what she was going to do with those but I was afraid there would be repercussions.

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    2 points Crossfire1842

    Can you drop the recipe?

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    3 points StevenSaguaro

    Banana Chocolate Cupcakes

    Ingredients

    • 3 1/2 cups flour
    • 2 1/2 cups sugar
    • 5 tsp baking powder
    • 1 tsp salt
    • 4 eggs
    • 1 six ounce package of chocolate chips
    • 1 1/3 cups shortening
    • 1 1/2 cups mashed bananas (3 small)
    • 1/2 cup canned milk
    • 4 tbsp water
    • 3 tsp vanilla

    Directions

    • Mix dry ingredients
    • Mix shortening, bananas, milk, water & vanilla
    • Combine wet and dry
    • Beat 2 minutes
    • Add eggs
    • Beat 2 minutes
    • Add chocolate chips
    • Fill cups 1/2 full
    • Bake at 375 for 20 minutes
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  • 6 points LuckyCod2887

    banana bread probably. eaxh loaf can tolerate 4 bananas

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  • 5 points everyinchofliverpool

    Peel, cut into pieces, and freeze for smoothies and other recipes.

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  • 3 points MexiPlaid

    Peel, cut, freeze.

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  • 3 points Angelic_Pikachu

    C O N S U M E

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  • 3 points Sufficient-Charge906

    Make some banana brandy

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  • 3 points Savings-End40

    They will be great for measuring long distances.

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  • 2 points Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

    "Feed the hungry monkeys"

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    2 points applyheat

    And make monkey friends.

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  • 2 points redbutt97

    Mario Kart

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  • 2 points Little_Kylie_

    Make a bunch of banana bread and donate it to food banks

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  • 2 points monkeymindman

    ALL HAIL THE BANANAS, SACRIFICE THEM TO THE BANANA GOD

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  • 2 points Narrow_Inevitable_17

    The average yiga clan member

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  • 1 points Tanning_snowball

    Yes we have no bananas...

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  • 1 points Aaron252016

    Freeze them and use them for smoothies / bowls / banana bread for the next couple of months.

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  • 1 points Emergency_Buy7244

    Puddy

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  • 1 points Daftdoug

    Mash them and freeze.

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  • 1 points angelalj8607

    Banana bread

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  • 1 points FocusMaster

    Leave them at the store if you don't have a reason to buy them?

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  • 1 points 1975Dann

    Bake banana bread. And blend.

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  • 1 points 56u2040308

    There ought to be a way to make banana mash and ferment it or distill it and have something that tsstes good and will derinitely get the party going. You would need stuff like sugar, honey, almonds raisins rum etc. Worth sn expetiment.

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  • 1 points kayaker58

    Wine.

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  • 1 points Old_Confidence_2989

    eat it

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  • 1 points ApplicationOdd6600

    Measure things with them. 41 years old, Male, no banana for scale cuz they are all in the cart.

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  • 1 points KyleButlerOnTheHunt

    Get diabetes

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  • 1 points Upper-Fee5851

    Spread 'em!

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  • 1 points BlueRhythmYT

    Make Banana bread

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  • 1 points Icy_Kangaroo_7878

    Eat what you can, give away what you can, and make banana bread with the rest - and then sell them at bake sales and/farmer's markets...

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  • 1 points Hopkinsad0384

    Mr Heckles?

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  • 1 points One-Woodpecker-7511

    Bannana Bread muffins, bake sale?

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  • 1 points Single-Cucumber243

    Make a bunch of banana nut breads

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  • 1 points FriedRamen13

    Start making banana bread and buy a lot of milk. Gift them too

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  • 1 points Additional-Plum-1137

    Scroll em, in real life eat 1 after another🍌

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  • 1 points Chompif

    Banana Bread!

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  • 1 points Cosmic_Cucumber123

    Who let Queen Deltarune out of the dark world?

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  • 1 points doorbell19

    Hold em

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  • 1 points cherrylpk

    Donate to the local homeless shelter.

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  • 1 points Cute_Doughnut_7739

    Using a banana for scale...

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  • 1 points darkscary_333

    Peel them,then throw all the peels in front of a nursing home.

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  • 1 points strawberrykcals

    Banana bread and sell the banana bread

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  • 1 points A_million_typos

    Freeze some bake some eat some. Give as many as you can to the homeless and pigeons who are also homeless.

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  • 1 points Gogetajh_v2

    I'll get banned again if i say

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  • 1 points Hailey-_-Snailey

    When life gives you bananas, make bananade 

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  • 1 points Sylphadora

    Banana cake, banana nice cream, fried banana, smoothies.

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  • 1 points The_Romex

    Bath

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  • 1 points ButteredToast2point0

    Make banana bread or muffins and donate to your local homeless/ women’s shelters

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  • 1 points ChemicalCrow5282

    You’re the guy from all those math problems aren’t you?

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  • 1 points dropthemasq

    Banana chips!

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  • 1 points EdgeKey5631

    Make sure they’re water based

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  • 1 points Far_Acanthisitta9426

    Oh, come on… nobody said “Get a monkey?”

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  • 1 points iryshtymes

    Ananna ms. Then a force from nowhere~ what it hits me. Bananna bread! Lol

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  • 1 points corkgunsniper

    🍞

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  • 1 points EvilGoblinFairy

    Sorry but I'm gonna need a banana for scale to see how big they are, not sure it's enough for banana bread

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  • 1 points Fierce_Focus_STI

    Aye you the person from my math problems growing up

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  • 1 points Onetaru

    Find a monkey that likes banana cake.

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  • 1 points Original_Aioli2363

    Eat

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  • 1 points railranger

    If it was 30 thousands pounds, you could make a song.

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  • 1 points Recent_Associate6607

    In the 60tys hippies dry the peels in a over, rolled it up in Zig Zag and enjoy your afternoon

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  • 1 points Inside-Syrup-661

    Jam or alcohol.

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  • 1 points TheWallowingMadman27

    Give them to the Yiga Clan in LOZ BOTW

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  • 1 points Fair_Secretary9627

    Banana pudding

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  • 1 points Suitable_Phrase2318

    I'd toss them out behind me while driving my go kart. Especially when bowser follows me.

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  • 1 points BigGuy204

    Freeze, banana bread, make booze idk the banana is your oyster.

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  • 1 points Least_Impression1388

    A big banana bread 🍞

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  • 1 points IcyInvestigator6138

    Babana smoothie: add some greek yoghurt, cinnamon (cause holiday season), brown sugar to taste, milk as needed. Bbrrrrrrrhmm it to smoothie.

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  • 1 points NovelIntelligent3453

    Start a fruit fly resort

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  • 1 points PhoneaviationF1dude

    Eat.

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  • 1 points Grobbekee

    Banana beer

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  • 1 points NenIsNotOk

    Make a giant banana smoothie

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  • 1 points ThePinkestLasagna

    Puddin'.

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  • 1 points flatearthmom

    Peel them, vacuum bag, chest freezer

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  • 1 points EmptyCelebration6716

    The math question

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  • 1 points Ratio-Full

    Banana bread seems a lot more ingredients are needed.

    How about compost?

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  • 1 points MiserablyEntertained

    Find Mister tally man, tally me banana

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  • 1 points Gwyrr

    Pudding

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  • 1 points Psydt0ne

    Banana bread

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  • 1 points oprechtnieuwsgierig

    burn them all

    banana is a sin to eat

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  • 1 points Lifeissoprecious1

    Only one answer ! Banana bread loaves and freeze

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  • 1 points Halt_mouv

    A diet

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  • 1 points PowerPuff97

    Measure your reddit scroll

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  • 1 points Woodbear05

    Feed the homeless

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  • 1 points BeakOfTheSouth

    How big are they ? Need something for scale

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  • 1 points ExpensiveBluejay1176

    Go nanners!!! 🤪

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  • 1 points FlatTimeLineORIG

    go to mathematician...

    they'll tell children about you for years to come

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  • 1 points english_flower_22

    Why do u HAVE so many bananas..

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  • 1 points Swimming-Actuary5727

    Create the yiga clan

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  • 1 points Bosco4400

    Throw them in a deep fryer

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  • 1 points Legitimate-Fix-3987

    Banana nut bread, banana cream pie, banana boat sundae, strawberry banana milkshake, eat it with white rice, beans, and a fried egg (yum).

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  • 1 points Raspberry-Pie200

    Freeze them and make smoothies and nice cream!

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  • 1 points Dependent-Plane5522

    Moonshine, banana flavored of course.

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  • 1 points Mut_Inc

    40 things to 5 oz banana pudding

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  • 1 points theycallmemrmoo

    Bread, jam, cookies, smoothies, strawberry banana popsicles

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  • 1 points No-Idea9816

    Banana foster pie with extra bananas. Banana pudding. Chocolate covered frozen banana slices. Dehydrate and make banana chips. Freeze dry to make a different texture of banana chips, powder some for natural banana flavor. Banana extract maybe? Pancakes, muffins, cupcakes, bread, waffles. Banana boats, fried bananas, grilled bananas...

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  • 1 points ApprenticeOfCthulhu

    Math problems

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  • 1 points Maleficent_Copy_3076

    Banana bread.

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  • 1 points Spiritual-Ease2774

    There is only two things that you can do with that many bananas either make banana bread or banana liqueur

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  • 1 points The_Undercover_Fox

    Banana Bread, Banana Pudding & Banana Pancakes.

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  • 1 points SuperAdaGirl

    Naked Banana Wrestling

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  • 1 points John1967miller

    Banana Pudding for a homeless shelter.

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  • 1 points oldmanskank

    Fit an automatic peeler with Bluetooth speaker and flog them for millions. Or use them for scale on a few dozen Reddit posts

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  • 1 points Educational_Item5001

    Banana bread, banana smoothies, banana pancakes, banana chips, banana ice cream, banana splits...

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  • 1 points Hood_Harmacist

    I wonder if you can ferment that into a banana beer

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  • 1 points AffectionateUse5113

    Get added to a math textbook

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  • 1 points AlloFroTi

    Take the peels, boil them until theyre brown mush, spread said mush on baking paper on a baking sheet, cook at 360-400f until its dry and cracked. Consume a pinch at a time.

    Iykyk <3

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  • 1 points Tibiafinger

    Give it to the ICE Monkeys

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  • 1 points EuphoricZombie89

    You could try donating them to a zoo for the monkeys

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  • 1 points GloomyUmpire2146

    Sell them as portable size scales.

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  • 1 points Shad0wbubbles

    GIVE TO MASTER KOHGA

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  • 1 points Holiday_Pay_6050

    Dehydrate them for snacks and dog treats

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  • 1 points WenWen78

    Feed them to the Kongs Donkey Kong Diddy Kong etc…..

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  • 1 points cosmicspider31

    I'd peel and cut up a bunch and freeze for smoothies, make some banana cream pies, have some deep fried bananas and ice cream, ye olde banana bread of course, but hummingbird cake also has bananas and is amazing. Enjoy a banana peanut butter toasted sammich a time or two. Add honey and bacon à la Elvis.

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  • 1 points 93rd_misfit

    I’d go crazy measuring shit!

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  • 1 points EmperorNachoLibre

    Banana bread makes great gifts for Christmas

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  • 1 points FloatingDebris-

    BANANA BREAD!!!!!!

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  • 1 points gogomouth

    Banana bread for all!!

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  • 1 points AdmirableProcess8307

    Cook them in a cooking pot and get 4 mins of triple attack damage.

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  • 1 points Impossible_Rub3843

    Moonshine

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  • 1 points Dark_Amygdala_

    Make a bunch of banana bread and sell it. People love banana bread

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  • 1 points No-Blueberry-1823

    Giant slip n slide

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  • 1 points mikescarnthethreat

    Plantain type shiii;whatever that entails

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  • 1 points Haunting-Lie8800

    That's bananas!

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  • 1 points JKolodne

    Banana bread

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  • 1 points Far-Entertainment258

    Give to homeless shelters, women’s shelters (where they have their kids and babies too) or give them to those living on the streets etc

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  • 1 points Critical_Reindeer553

    Place them in several tail pipes in honor of Beverly Hills Cop

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  • 1 points turg5cmt

    But a monkey.

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  • 1 points emma19860328

    I should have invited the monkey to take good care of these bananas.

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  • 1 points Gold-Guitar-2350

    Banana bread lol

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  • 1 points _Brooklyn87_

    Banana bread

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  • 1 points Marksaheel

    Make liquor

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  • 1 points Full-University-1354

    Look on line....simple and delicious and EASY...Spice cake mix banana bread or muffins... blessings ❤️ Carolyn

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  • 1 points Livid_Distance_8439

    Ask a homeless shelter or food bank if they could use some. Cut up and freeze what you need and use for baking, smoothies, ice cream, etc

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  • 1 points JefSpicoli

    Make bananade

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  • 1 points mhubble

    Dr Bird Bread, or add pineapple and mandarin orange and make it Bird of Paradise bread 🤷‍♀️

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  • 1 points Pitiful-Ad265

    Banana bread

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  • 1 points Helpful-End-1381

    Frapaganza

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  • 1 points AZ_sid

    Man, you could show the actual size of sooo many things.

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  • 1 points Friendly_Pea2165

    Make a buttload of banana bread and take it to a shelter or a food bank.

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  • 1 points MicheleAmanda

    Peel, freeze on a sheet pan, ziplock frozen bananas. Use for smoothies or banana bread (thaw first).

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  • 1 points Full-University-1354

    Banana... peanut butter....and bacon sandwiches 🥪😋😋...... Elvis loved them ..👍👍. blessings ❤️ Carolyn

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  • 1 points dijonriley

    Destroy Link.

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  • 1 points lidocaine6

    Banana bread for you and everyone you know. And some people you don't know

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  • 1 points Stooopud

    Duct tape to the wall… for art.

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  • 1 points FrequentOffice132

    Dried banana last longer but I would start with banana bread, my fav

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  • 1 points tree_hugging_hippie

    Hummingbird cake, banana bread, smoothies.

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  • 1 points giraffelover007

    Adopt a few monkeys!

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  • 1 points UNOtrickyTrish

    Banana bread, freeze a bunch loaves for later. Or give as Christmas gifts

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  • 1 points BooksandStarsNerd

    Banana bread

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  • 1 points GirthGrowth8948

    I peel freeze and use in my smoothies

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  • 1 points JasoPearso

    Banana Bread

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  • 1 points LETs-B-REAL

    Banana rum

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  • 1 points AnyMiniMoo

    Dehydrate or freeze them if I had them I would like 400 small banana bread homemade

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  • 1 points PresentationNext6469

    Donate to homeless or Zoo

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  • 1 points ajschwamberger

    Start eating

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  • 1 points volcanotaco1

    Make brandy and sell it untaxed

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  • 1 points rickmccombs

    Make banana bread.

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  • 1 points AccomplishedFox382

    Give them to people in need

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  • 1 points cutyourmullet123

    Give them to my mom. She literally eats atleast three bananas a day on a light day they are almost her whole diet.

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  • 1 points justjust000

    Are they yours?

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  • 1 points deplorable_guido

    Start filming the donkey Kong movie

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  • 1 points cobrasling

    Banana bread!

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  • 1 points Acid-Pockets

    Peel, vac pac and freeze. Use when needed.

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  • 1 points Forward_Tank8310

    Giant banana bread

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  • 1 points surelyyoucantBcereus

    Start a banana stand of course

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  • 1 points Bludiamond56

    Go to the zoo

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  • 1 points WorldlinessNo1447

    Donate to a Homeless Shelter!🥰😍😉

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  • 1 points No_Mammoth7944

    banana .nut.muffins. eat and donate the rest.
    OR Bananas Foster for your favorite people. quite a treat

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  • 1 points Expert_Rest2443

    Leave them at the store? Don’t get that many if you don’t know what to do with them. But it would make a lot of banana bread 🤤

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  • 1 points Tasty_Cucumber_7796

    A good 2 or 3 days left before banana bread! Or shelters

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  • 1 points happy_dad857

    r/DontPutThatInYourAss

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  • 1 points Janjuko2023

    Make smoothies!!!!!

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  • 1 points PhatPhatZ

    Banana

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  • 1 points rabidbunny91

    Absolutely do not stick them all up your ass

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  • 1 points GuardingMyself

    Banana Bread of course!

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  • 1 points wiz_mindbomb6995

    Banana brandy!!!!!

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  • 1 points holy_bat_shit_63

    Make banana-ade

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  • 1 points Unable-Arm-448

    Give them away or make lots.of banana bread!

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  • 1 points FitProblem6248

    Banana bread for the homeless

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  • 1 points Monkeyshades

    Play Zelda

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  • 1 points taaccco

    Banana Bread 🍌 🍞

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  • 1 points Reasonable-Age-1648

    Minions….

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  • 1 points Kebrien

    Peel, chop, freeze. Make brownies. Brownie vanilla ice cream. Very good

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  • 1 points leerow21

    Throw em in the freezer

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  • 1 points Electronic_Bus7452

    Measure a bunch of stuff

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  • 1 points Mikeharding17503

    PUDDING!!!!!!!!!

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  • 1 points Striking_Reindeer_2k

    Bread. Extreme delicious banana bread.

    https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/67937/extreme-banana-nut-bread-ebnb/

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  • 1 points SaraSmile2000

    Take a lot of pictures (banana for scale).

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