It's tragicomic how you think being 'brainwashed' into becoming an elite Janissary or a Grand Vizier and ruling the empire negatively differs from being literally brainwashed into thinking that having to leave your home country, as you are macroeconomically forced to, and paying 60% of your salary for a closet in Berlin as an immigrant is 'freedom'.
Times have changed and methods have been modernized but the human capital extraction of empires from the peripheries to the core has not.
Fun fact: Male circumcision is an eternal tradition of Eastern societies (the first examples are from ancient Egypt, 2000 BCE) used to physically mark their people, just like giving them a kind of tattoo to show how the circumcised men are unquestionably a part of their society. Whereas in today's immigrant worker system, those poor immigrants are just "the other" who are used to support the economy as second-class citizens.
Bro is glazing the ottoman empire thinking he would have been born as basically an ambassador, when in reality he would %99 be a peasent in the working class.
Also what is wrong with brain drain? Nobody owes their country shit, if your country doesnt care for you, then you leave.
Oh wow guess what 99% of people anywhere used to be. The janissary would turn over their cauldrons and protest, kill their sultans and put new ones on the throne so that they could get their promotion salary.
If I post something about the glory of the Napoleonic Empire, will you come and comment that I would not have been born as Napoleon anyway?
What's wrong with brain drain? Lemme tell you. Your home country is a shithole mostly because of the hostile de-industrialization policies of the country you're going to. Yeah, on a personal level, I can understand that being their low-status immigrant worker makes sense economically. But it's not something to be highly proud of.
Any turk who leaves turkey has my undying respect. Because they will leave and vote for attaturk to stay in power and keep ruining turkey. Also napoloen was based, diplomacy is for pussies who can't win every world War (don't ask how it ended).
And if he were captured in the devşirme he'd most probably end up an underaged human fleshlight in a bath house for washed up janissaries who sit around in Istanbul complaining about their wages.
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Actual owner of the Ottoman Empire
That's some unholy fuckery
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and Albanians too
My favorite part of the modern day visa system is when western countries kidnap 6 year olds and circumcise and brainwash them
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literally just not being a retard. Cry cockroach but we all know why the lira is beneath the lev.
It's tragicomic how you think being 'brainwashed' into becoming an elite Janissary or a Grand Vizier and ruling the empire negatively differs from being literally brainwashed into thinking that having to leave your home country, as you are macroeconomically forced to, and paying 60% of your salary for a closet in Berlin as an immigrant is 'freedom'.
Times have changed and methods have been modernized but the human capital extraction of empires from the peripheries to the core has not.
Fun fact: Male circumcision is an eternal tradition of Eastern societies (the first examples are from ancient Egypt, 2000 BCE) used to physically mark their people, just like giving them a kind of tattoo to show how the circumcised men are unquestionably a part of their society. Whereas in today's immigrant worker system, those poor immigrants are just "the other" who are used to support the economy as second-class citizens.
Clanker art or mental retardatuon, call it.
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Why are Turks so proud of failing to take over a city? Sieging Vienna isn't an achievement
All our master plan to let Sabaton cook.
The world of music owes us big time.
Those winged hussams probably wouldn't have arrived if they knew what would come out of austria in just a few centuries.
The 3 partitions of Poland started almost 100 years after the siege of Vienna so not even centuries tbh
Calm down malaka, not everything is a 'we wuz' or 'akshually it is
grik☝🏻🤓' type of reference 🤣Damn, you are right.
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I think it's easy to understand- That was the deepest point of our EU penetration. It's just a reminder that quarter of the EU was Ottoman.
Bro is glazing the ottoman empire thinking he would have been born as basically an ambassador, when in reality he would %99 be a peasent in the working class.
Also what is wrong with brain drain? Nobody owes their country shit, if your country doesnt care for you, then you leave.
get a flair çiğan
Oh wow guess what 99% of people anywhere used to be. The janissary would turn over their cauldrons and protest, kill their sultans and put new ones on the throne so that they could get their promotion salary.
"Cülus bahşişi ödemem gerekiyor berbat amk" -Sultan II. Mahmud
And what's that for those of us who don't speak Türkiye?
"I want to turn the balkans into a hot femboy land." - Sultan II Mahmud
Accepted!
"I have to pay off the janissaries this shit fucking sucks" -Sultan II. Mahmut
Lmao
learn Türkışh and abandon all that is grik
Do you mean like they tried for 400 years?
Yes
If I post something about the glory of the Napoleonic Empire, will you come and comment that I would not have been born as Napoleon anyway?
What's wrong with brain drain? Lemme tell you. Your home country is a shithole mostly because of the hostile de-industrialization policies of the country you're going to. Yeah, on a personal level, I can understand that being their low-status immigrant worker makes sense economically. But it's not something to be highly proud of.
Any turk who leaves turkey has my undying respect. Because they will leave and vote for attaturk to stay in power and keep ruining turkey. Also napoloen was based, diplomacy is for pussies who can't win every world War (don't ask how it ended).
I hope the next time you guzzle on some pasta it goes down the wrong pipe. "Vote for attaturk"? You guys should elect romus for president deadass.
And if he were captured in the devşirme he'd most probably end up an underaged human fleshlight in a bath house for washed up janissaries who sit around in Istanbul complaining about their wages.
Cool, very cool. Let's see those epstein files of your country.
Salty Turks are my favourite snacks.
what the fuck is going in in yall w*stoid's minds bro?
Recep's best history student award for you🎖️
Did Jannisaries live in or around the Topkapi tho?