I’m texting my daughter and I type out “Which would you prefer for your Christmas dish?” Please tell me, why would this stupid phone change it to “AHHHH would you prefer for your Christmas dish?” ??? it’s like my phone said “I’m pretty sure you meant to scream there, so I’ll just go ahead and change that for you.”
I went in thinking that it would be a-lot worse with what you meant to send your daughter.
Me- “fish and rice or shrimp fettuccine penis? Gonna be a great Christmas!
There it is
Had to reread it thinking it had to be that. Nope. I’m disappointed.
Which would you order for you charisma diff.
Thats what mine decided you said.
Why can’t these phones trust that we mean to say exactly what we type out?? Yet my phone will absolutely let my sentences be riddled with spelling mistakes… my phone does a really good job of making me look like English is far from my first language. Especially when I’m fighting with someone in a comment section!!
I really wish they would fix whatever is wrong with this iPhone issue. I have to backspace so much on every little thing I type I start yelling at my phone. My son told me I need to calm down. But it’s infuriating. 🤬
Seriously!! It’s not a good feeling when I have to explain to my boss after sending him a text at 9 am that no, I’m not under the influence. My phone is.
😂
at least it was a funny typo 🤣🤣
It was prematurely screaming over Christmas dinner on my behalf 😹😹😹
Lol
I kind of miss the random IPhone autocorrect. I used to get side aches from laughing so hard.
Now my android seems to like to take a perfectly good word and change it to nonsense on me. Sometimes not even close to what was originally typed.
So etines - for instance, every single time I have to go back and correct it to sometimes - twice, before I hit send. Like why? It's not even a word!?
I blame the stupid AI stuff. Lol
god I hate iPhone autocorrect. I type “to” and it autocorrects to “tk” because I was speaking about TK Maxx literally ONE TIME
Lol I forget exactly how, but with iPhones I know you can adjust the autocorrect dictionary. Add or delete words. It's not as much fun, but it's possible.
I haven't been able to figure that out on my android phone yet.
Mine does that too! Making up its own language here!
Ohh, you might be into something maybe we should be paying attention. 😂
Now I’m scared 😳😳😳
Oh, don't be, we will have the code and save the world. 😎
“Look, if he were dying he wouldn’t bother to carve ‘AHHHH’. He’d just say it.”
My poor daughter- “why are you yelling at me mom!!!!”
Nice Monty python reference
I was texting to a friend telling him my kidneys were functioning at 25%. But instead my phone said “My titties are functioning at 25%.” He said he didn’t know there was a scale to see how well one’s titties functioned.
There is though, now available on the new iPhone 36- tittie function!
A new app? I only have an iPhone 13. I guess it’s time to upgrade.
Probably the same reason my phone once decided the word bigger should be Niger. Like no, I did not mean an African country. Yeesh.
And for what reason does the phone think that? It’s so weird! My phone really enjoys changing the word “real” to “tea”. Come on phone, tell me how “that’s tea messed up” makes any sense at all!!!
Right????
I have a friend in the military and we were having a conversation about cadets. It kept changing cadet to Vader for both of us. We had a running joke about Cadet Vader for a long time.
the whole we’re were thing, where we are gets turned to were and where were gets turned to we are. It happened to me 5 time while I tried typing this.
Or how you misspell a word (to, of, and, but and you are the main offenders for me) and it automatically starts correcting the correct word to the misspelled one (tk, od, ans, byt, yoi)
Yes! My phone does this too. Imagine being my kid in the other room listening to me lecturing my phone over this! “You’re not a smart phone!! You’re a stupid phone! Stoooooopidddd!”
It’s tge for me (the)
Which would you order for your Christmas tree for the house
You can erase the suggested nonsense words. You can erase any suggested word on Android by holding the word down.
which would you prefer for your chairman dish
this is what mine decided :/
Auto correct is sometimes weirdly a random question about the king of the king checker